Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort - Host of the stagnant #Killstream, Property of pedophile Corey Barnhill, #GamerGate Famous

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If Ralph had never done anything IRL, if he had kept his silly ass away from Knoxville, 85% of his audience would still be on his side for anything he does, no matter what. Prior to the Gunt picture and subsequent insanity and crying and pearl clutching he could do no wrong for most of the chat, they were mostly just Right-Wing normalfags anyway. They left when guys like David Duke quit coming on and all that is left are internet power users and the extremely exceptional.

Honestly he should just stop for a bit, his current audience doesn't have money. The Right Wing guys have money and jobs, internet people hang out on the internet and don't generally have aspirations of wealth. It does not matter what he tries, the real money is over.
99% right but switch David Duke with Zidan. They didn't want to be lectured by some wannabe professor like Duke or given marching orders by Collet. They just wanted somebody to name the J and point out the star of David on the side of Central American refugee trucks.
David Duke is a fool and brings shame on everything he touches. A lot of the younger fashy types hate his guts because he's literally optics poison and refuses to use his touch of death on the things right wingers want to die. It may not be a strong entry but I'm going to add Ethan Ralph and the Killstream to the list of things that have died after touching David Duke.
 

Freeman

Tiocfaidh ár lá
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What the fuck was the dumb Aussie cunt rambling about? Where did he get the idea that Kiwi Farms thinks no one should be e-celebs? E-celeb sperg outs are fucking great, why would we not want them to exist? Sign up and explain yourself coward, we know you're watching.

Also Ralph straight up saying he just wanted to leech viewers from Keemstar. Pathetic, not anything we didn't already know but shit, at least act like you have some dignity you sad wretch.
 

Marco Fucko

but this is not a perfect world
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Man this Rand shit just shows how much of cuck @theralph is. You have a serious concern of not wanting to be deplatformed. Serious enough, at least, to warn the drunkard to not say anything, and yet he continuously ignores your warnings and you didn't disconnect him. Two temporary time outs and you're still playing with kid gloves?

Weak shit Ralphie. Good luck wrangling the /pol/tard.
 

zyclonPD

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What the fuck was the dumb Aussie cunt rambling about? Where did he get the idea that Kiwi Farms thinks no one should be e-celebs?
Rand must be confusing Kiwi with Cow. That's a sentiment that is typed there, whether they believe in that idea or not. Keep in mind that Rand was been known to be more drunk than Ralph. He likely browses 8ch and kiwi at the same time while plastered to see what those evil "detractors" are saying and confused the two.
 

Smarty Pants

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Bets on when will Ethan's TRR eventual sunset?
He'll drag it out because he has no other way of making money, and his show made sure that he never gets a proper job again, not to mention he has no qualifications or marketable skills to speak of. He'll be streaming with 80 viewers like Tonka in 6 months.
Also Ralph straight up saying he just wanted to leech viewers from Keemstar. Pathetic, not anything we didn't already know but shit, at least act like you have some dignity you sad wretch.
Could you post a timestamp please?
 

Silent Observer

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If Jim isn't on his stream talking about some internet failure like Matt, Tonka, Sargon, or James Allsap, the Killstream is borderline unwatchable. It is practically the political version of DSP's streams.

Begins at 1:46:34, basically his rant with Nexus, this is also when Rand goes on his weird tangent against the KF confusing it with the bovines.

Wow, this bitchboy seriously doesn't want to debate Zoom unless he gets Keemstar's large audience. What an attention-whoring fuckboi. As much as I dislike Zoom, I would love to see Corey rip Ralph apart. I actually think that Ralph is scared because he knows that if he debates on his or Cog's channel, there will be nobody in his corner to defend him when Zoom shoves his shit in. He knows that Keem dislikes Zoom, so he is hoping that Keem and his audience can gang up on Zoom and protect him.
 

Shady Attorney

Need I remind you!? The foolish receive no mercy..
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Begins at 1:46:34, basically his rant with Nexus, this is also when Rand goes on his weird tangent against the KF confusing it with the bovines.
When even Keemstar knows the Gunt isn’t worth any screentime on his show. Now Ralph is in full denial mode. He admits to wanting to leech off of Keemstar for views but not admit that he’s worried about his loss of viewers. All he wanted was a surge of new viewers and realized Cog’s channel would be full of people who actively mock Ralph.
Rand sounds like he’s plastered. Not a good look to be so shitfaced in the afternoon (Australia) when you’ve got little kids running around. Especially since Rand sounds like he’s breaking beer bottles every five minutes.
 

Smarty Pants

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Begins at 1:46:34, basically his rant with Nexus, this is also when Rand goes on his weird tangent against the KF confusing it with the bovines.
lmfao he's drunk as fuck. I don't know why Keem decided not to do a Drama Alert though. Ralph is a faggot and all that, but what happened there?

The only reason Rand talks shit about Kiwi Farms is because nobody here likes him or takes him seriously. He's about as thin-skinned as Ethan.
 

Shady Attorney

Need I remind you!? The foolish receive no mercy..
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the Aussie says he married into a "dynasty", maybe thats why he can get drunk all afternoon. But I'm not gonna assume he is a bad father just because he likes to drunkenly stream at autists on the internet.
Rand usually calls in while driving or taking the train back from work. And no one is directly calling him a permanently terrible parent. It’s that Rand always talks about ((them)) destroying the white family. Meanwhile he’s the one getting piss drunk, smashing bottles, with baby sounds in the background. Don’t know about you but to me Rand worrying about strong family structure is quite ironic.
 

Spectre_06

I'ma report you to SecDef Trump.
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He'll drag it out because he has no other way of making money, and his show made sure that he never gets a proper job again, not to mention he has no qualifications or marketable skills to speak of. He'll be streaming with 80 viewers like Tonka in 6 months.
Another likely scenario is he's unwilling to call it off in the hopes something happens that allows him to get back in the spotlight, to have his own 'tarded phoenix moment like Andy has had. The problem for Ralph is that the only reason Andy had those moments was because of other people, and him listening when someone would tard wrangle him, if only for a day or two. Ralph doesn't listen to anyone.
 
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