Ethan Ralph / TheRalphRetort - Host of the aborted #Killstream, mixes liquor and xanax

TheGuntMobile99

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What was this pushup thing? I really hope the dude who showed up to Knoxville in a luchador mask Gator didn't ask PPP about how many pushups he could do.
I think he sees people not nagging ppp about being fat and thinks that being a hypocrite is viable if the audience finds you funny. He of course doesn't realize that PPP at least seems more humble about it and he plays off it instead of merely tolerating it so it'll be forgotten like the gunt crew do with their faults, while ppp acknowledges it as a fault
 

Disheveled Human

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I think he sees people not nagging ppp about being fat and thinks that being a hypocrite is viable if the audience finds you funny. He of course doesn't realize that PPP at least seems more humble about it and he plays off it instead of merely tolerating it so it'll be forgotten like the gunt crew do with their faults, while ppp acknowledges it as a fault
I mean gators "joke" if you can even call it that is just you're so fat you probably couldn't even do a pushup. Normally I exaggerate things on this forum for comedic effect but literal 6 year olds diss better then that.

An embarrassing showing.
 

David Spadem

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Hah, thought I'd check out chat on tonight's show and some poor fuck just got muted for saying Shannon in chat. Must have really caught their eyes seeing as though their pre-show chat is just a wall of gifs...
 

Perspicacity

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Hah, thought I'd check out chat on tonight's show and some poor fuck just got muted for saying Shannon in chat. Must have really caught their eyes seeing as though their pre-show chat is just a wall of gifs...
Gator is as thin-skinned as Ralph, both are morbidly obese manlets so that's no surprise. Do you think Gator could even do one himself? It's just laughable. They must have intense envy of PPP's height and bright pink starfish.

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TheGuntMobile99

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I mean gators "joke" if you can even call it that is just you're so fat you probably couldn't even do a pushup. Normally I exaggerate things on this forum for comedic effect but literal 6 year olds diss better then that.

An embarrassing showing.
I know Shannon reads this thread so I found it less of a waste of time to tell him people won't forget he's fat and that trying to troll shield yourself is gay, It took months until he realized that soundboard was only found to be funny when faking Sargon quotes because of the very specific context and way it irked him
 

Coh

Agnus Dei qui tollis peccata mundi miserere nobis
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The only confirmed payment thus far is the couple hundred bucks Ralph gave Gator when he couldn't pay his rent and the revenue from the merch shop goes to whoever designs the t-shirt or whatever. I don't think he ever paid either of them, there's nothing to indicate he did. That's why when Ralph said "He's not here, but he didn't leave either" of Zidan made perfect sense as there was never any obligation to be there in the first place. He can't afford to pay anyone now and the new blood of co-hosts seem to all have benefited from the platform, but during peak 2018 Killstream he was making 10k+ a month and gave fuck all to his co-hosts while calling it the Killstream Trio is pretty damn hilarious. It actually makes Zidan and Gator look worse than Ralph, slaving away free for the Gunt. Especially NEET Gator who is still here, content with his life being a eternal manservant to a Z-list e-celebrity. I wonder what your hero Jesse Lee Peterson would call that.
I think Zidan was intelligent enough to know that he wouldn't get paid seeing that he has a promising career path of his own that is netting him a lot of money and getting money from an unstable individual like Ralph would make him indebted to him in a sense (and probably would be a bad source of income seeing how many loose screws that man has). He also did a live stream after the Killstream in it's early days on his channel, agian completely for free. He was there for the banter and the laughs, not money and when he saw that said entertainment stream not only became more of a time sink and possibly could lead to him getting doxed by an unstable pill-popping alcoholic, he just left. it's not like there aren't any other sources of entertainment or you can't just follow this shit (semi-)anonymously.
 

instythot

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PPP/Godwinson - They're like the Statler and Waldorf of IBS.
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PPP is like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys who just carb loaded, but didn't exercise to bulk up for some bloodsports. When he's worked up, his sperginess is kind of charming. Or at least fascinating

Would not be surprised if he has kitties

Ralph just said he's pissed at Bibble "talking out of school".
Starting a public fight with Bibble, the single one of his cohosts with a solid grounding in humor and comic timing and who doesn't seem to be some degree of antisemite is just a bizarrely stupid move on Ralph's part. Not that we should be surprised at this point
 

theralph

Host of the Killstream
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Starting a public fight with Bibble, the single one of his cohosts with a solid grounding in humor and comic timing and who doesn't seem to be some degree of antisemite is just a bizarrely stupid move on Ralph's part. Not that we should be surprised at this point
It's called a joke, which was clear if you listened to how I said it last night. Bibble has been working mongoloids like yourself. Even Corey Barnhill the pedophile put out a clip of Bibble "almost" spill some "gossip," when in reality it was Bibble's idea to work the haters who are chomping at the bit for some dirt. I don't like it, cause there are too many really stupid people who might think it's actually true.

The reality is It's not true.

As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
 

instythot

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It's called a joke, which was clear if you listened to how I said it last night. Bibble has been working mongoloids like yourself. Even Corey Barnhill the pedophile put out a clip of Bibble "almost" spill some "gossip," when in reality it was Bibble's idea to work the haters who are chomping at the bit for some dirt. I don't like it, cause there are too many really stupid people who might think it's actually true.

The reality is It's not true.

As for Zidan, that's some more bizarre fairy tale crafting there as well. Zidan and I are on good terms and he's likely to stop by the show again sometime soon. I alluded to this a couple weeks ago on Twitter.
Take a breath, fella. You're flying off the handle in your own thread like King of Pol
 

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