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Unfortunately for humanity, Ralph would never be able to accidently commit suicide by cop as he could never pose a threat to any man over 5'2. He'd have to find some really short lady cop or something and even then she'd probably just laugh at him. Imagine if you saw an obese gunted hobbit, struggling to breath after only taking a few steps. Even the most trigger happy cop wouldn't feel pressed at all.