Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

Jeff Gerstmann

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I dunno who Bryan Dunn is but I don't understand how people legitimately let themselves get sucked into Ralph's shit-o-sphere. It's fuckin Ralph, people who work at McDonald's and can't speak English live better lives than him, just let him scream himself to death.
He's a closeted gay man that clings to mild e-celebs, LARP'd like an online detective. Formerly known as KingofPoL he got outed by Mr. Metokur for asking for outlines of dudes dicks.
 

instythot

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Legitimately this guy hating Ralph so much that he gets into better shape wanting to fight him is the only positive impact Ralph has had on another human being maybe in his life. Inspiring.
You make a good point, and I hope one of Bryan's other nemeses challenges him to score higher on a psych evaluation, inspiring Bryan to take his meds. Perhaps @BSV will step up for the greater good
 

Dyn

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Mate, I have little to no interest in you, Ralph or this fight (and know little of any of it), so this comes from a place of nothing but genuine concern - I assume that you wrap your hands while you use gloves? If not, please start doing so. I know it's a hassle but those two minutes are worth it. You really don't want to fuck up your hands if you continue to train regularly. You won't notice today or tomorrow, but when your joints are shot 20 years earlier than expected, you might think back and figure "damn, maybe I should've wrapped my hands"
That's some faggot liberal bullshit, your hands will be fine as long as you take your cortesone shots like any normal fighter.
 

Uberpenguin

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I dunno who Bryan Dunn is but I don't understand how people legitimately let themselves get sucked into Ralph's shit-o-sphere. It's fuckin Ralph, people who work at McDonald's and can't speak English live better lives than him, just let him scream himself to death.
He's of a similar breed to that Britbong guy. Their brains work in a bizarre and alien fashion, where they're obsessively drawn to the pursuit of attention online. Obviously that describes a lot of people, but the thing is most clout chasers online seem to have some motivating factor beyond that, maybe they're hos who want to be models or retarded dudes who want to be rappers or tumblrettes who want to be artists; even though they're in large part after popularity (and money) they still have some overarching animus through which you can gain an understanding of them as a person.

People like Dunn don't appear to have that. Their identity is "internet". They ceaselessly attempt to do and insert themselves into things for what is ostensibly little to no gain, they don't even seem to be trying to be funny or interesting, they're always just kind of there at the fringes, lurking around.
I mean, hell, I can't even say for certain that they're after attention, because they don't even seem to pursue that in a very focused manner. They simply seem pathologically driven to aimlessly spaz out in the general vicinity of D-list internet personalities.

It's weird and I don't like it. It's like how it would be less unnerving for a dog to run up to you and try to attack you every time you walked past its fence than for it to run up and silently stare at you while periodically spasming. At least the former you can understand, the latter is unnatural and disturbing.
 

Mr E. Grifter

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I know Ralph didn't call you out, but this is good kayfabe as far as I am concerned.

Keep training, and if needs be ambush the Gunt on his way to and from the courthouse. Remember to wear a go-pro.

God speed.
 

break these cuffs

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I know Ralph didn't call you out, but this is good kayfabe as far as I am concerned.

Keep training, and if needs be ambush the Gunt on his way to and from the courthouse. Remember to wear a go-pro.

God speed.
Bryan would be far more likely to enocunter Ralph in Vegas than addressing any of his ongoing court cases. He should stake out the sportsbook at Caesar's and be be prepared to get in as many hits as he can before security tackles him.
 

GayestFurryTrash

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Bryan would be far more likely to enocunter Ralph in Vegas than addressing any of his ongoing court cases. He should stake out the sportsbook at Caesar's and be be prepared to get in as many hits as he can before security tackles him.
While I'm not advocating for this at all, unless in Roblox and/or Minecraft, it would be hilarious and it would forever ruin Vegas for gunty. Especially if he really gets his ass beat.
 

Baldur's Revenge

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Ralph and Bryan are both fat shit talking pussies that won't ever do shit. Bryan is just acting like he wants the fight because he knows Ralph doesn't. So he is posturing like some hard ass, when in reality he is a soft faggot looking to get his 15 mins. While not realizing he is on min 48. Both of them are pathetic losers and it is just fucking retarded to hold out hope that one of them will actually nut up when we all know neither will.
 

PhoBingas

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But the weird thing is that Bryan also seems to be afraid of Ralph if his stammering on the sunset is anything to go by
I'd be hesitant to engage with Ralph in person too. The guy must weigh like 320+ pounds. If Ralph tripped and fell on you and you were less than like 180 you'd be crushed.
 

z0mb0

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But the weird thing is that Bryan also seems to be afraid of Ralph if his stammering on the sunset is anything to go by
That's easy. Ralph fucked him up so bad, and bryan kept making such a fucking joke of himself and running into ralphs fist metaphorically speaking that when has a one on one with him even just on a call part of his mind is reliving all the shit that's gone wrong in his life that he blames ralph for on some level. Confronting ralph in a fight and winning would do him a lot of good mentally and give him a way to move on. He won't even if he did he'd still be a sped who let IBS drama do this to him so make of that what you will.
 

TheGuntinator

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I want to fight gunty in the ring too. Though, I'd spend 6 rounds trash talking him and attacking his gunt (The small portion that is directly above the belt) before finally just KOing him in the last 2 rounds.
Recreating the Little Mac vs King Hippo fight is optimistic, but i would pay per view the shit out of that
Just pay him a courtesy visit to inform him that you are willing to spar with him. You know his address. Why waste time training when he hasn't even given you a response?

There is nothing Ralph can do to you considering that he is out on bail.
We still have a chance for someone to get Boogie'd directly, place your bets whether he'll fire a warning shot.
Keep it up. Ralph wont even swing at you, you arent a female cop.

My only comment is there should be no shirts for the fight. The jiggling will provide secondary entertainment
Maybe if he puts on a wig, the gunt will think he can take him, and then have to carry around being punched by a tranny like that other fat tard.
Jesus fucking christ this thread sucks arse. Has the gunt actually replied at all since this thread started, or are the 8 pages just Bryan's vlogs, blogs, and alogs?
Yeah basically just a bunch of gayos talking about how bad they really wanna fuck
You are so fucking dumb bro. Whats it like larping up as a guntguard to dab on me? What a pathetic display just like earlier today when you had a golden opportunity to join a livestream and yell at me about how awful I am to you. Instead you are a pussy. Come on bro. At this point you cant get any lower, the guy you are literally taking at face value is an actual monsterous person and you are aware of these facts youre just an idiot who would rather sit here and look stupid in hopes to own me bro.
You're both gay retards and we wanna watch you fight or fuck. Show up at Ralph's house and make this thread an obituary, one way or another. While you're at itstop slobbing knobs, it's not cardio, and it won't save you in the fight.
 

Space Cooter

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There’s no upside to fighting Ralph. If you win, you’ve beaten up a short fat man who hasn’t exercised in decades. You’ve also made a permanent blood enemy of a low iq vindictive narcissist.

And if you lose, or it’s a close fight? Well you’ve been humiliated for life and you’ll forever be known as the guy who got beaten up by a piglet
 

instythot

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That's easy. Ralph fucked him up so bad, and bryan kept making such a fucking joke of himself and running into ralphs fist metaphorically speaking that when has a one on one with him even just on a call part of his mind is reliving all the shit that's gone wrong in his life that he blames ralph for on some level. Confronting ralph in a fight and winning would do him a lot of good mentally and give him a way to move on. He won't even if he did he'd still be a sped who let IBS drama do this to him so make of that what you will.
Man, Bryan can maintain his hate or loveboners for 5 years or more, even if he publicly forgives the person who slighted him and dubs them a cool guy. I do not think he will move on even if by some miracle Ralph acknowledges any of Bryan's training montages