Ethan Ralph’s catchphrases

  • The site is having difficulties because our bandwidth is totally overextended. Our 1Gbps line is at 100% even when there aren't 8000 people on the site. We were supposed to get a second Gbps line months ago but I'm struggling to get technicians scheduled to set it up.

Goyslop Muncher

Whatever it takes c'mon
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 14, 2020
My favorites are

FUCK YOU BITCH!
*Quiet shaky voice* no that's not true
DO YOU GET IT NOW!?
And anytime he refers someone by nickname like Mr medicare, FAGmenco, Joshua pedophile moon, etc
 

genericwhitemale

Professional schizophrenic
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Dec 30, 2019
"My name is Ethan and I wanna suck Jim's cock"
*watching a Space-X rocket explode* "That looked like Josh Moon's penis, awwww"
"Yeah I think I'd rather fuck Jim, too. That-that golden voice!"