Ethan Ralph's collected Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

Still crying about not getting vaccinated so he could be with his mother as she died. Hope it was worth it. That sort of thing could eat away at a person for the rest of their life.

..... you mean the fearmongering you yourself didnt risk being wrong until your fucked piggy brain saw red at someone other than you being a hypocrite? also no you dont get to blame covid, no one left your mom alone to die without company besides you, you let your mom die alone, that was your unilateral decision pig. you took no responsibility for ruining a young girls life, or the crime you committed to do it, for your child and now you want to blame someone else for you being too stubborn to see your mom one last time. you, ethan ralph, chose for your mom to die alone.

(by which i mean you chose not to see her while she was dying not that you chose to kill her though i think you recklessly ignored care options out of the same stubbornness that might have contributed)

 

[Ralphamale]

..... you mean the fearmongering you yourself didnt risk being wrong until your fucked piggy brain saw red at someone other than you being a hypocrite? also no you dont get to blame covid, no one left your mom alone to die without company besides you, you let your mom die alone, that was your unilateral decision pig. you took no responsibility for ruining a young girls life, or the crime you committed to do it, for your child and now you want to blame someone else for you being too stubborn to see your mom one last time. you, ethan ralph, chose for your mom to die alone.

(by which i mean you chose not to see her while she was dying not that you chose to kill her though i think you recklessly ignored care options out of the same stubbornness that might have contributed)

Gunt knew this was coming for months he has no one to blame but himself. He put himself before his own mother the woman that brought him into this world and should be fuming at himself. Rather he blames others like the media and politicians being the special olympian he is. If he ever wants to see Xander he's going to have to get vaccinated anyways so the cope seeth and dilation will be kino if he gets it to see him.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

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[Terrorist]

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HAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOW HE’S GONNA HONOR XANDER’S BIRTH
BY HAVING JUJU THE COW ON THE POD
THIS IS HIS GIFT TO HIS SON

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

HAHAHA HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOW HE’S GONNA HONOR XANDER’S BIRTH
BY HAVING JUJU THE COW ON THE POD
THIS IS HIS GIFT TO HIS SON

If Xander is actually a girl, then we all know what Dick is doing.

 

[MeltyTW]

In reality the ayelawgs own him. He can't fucking resist.

nawyt twerrrooooo, i felt particularly owned when his mom died and his app got hacked and leaked already.

If Xander is actually a girl, then we all know what Dick is doing.

>implying dax needs it to be a girl

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

nawyt twerrrooooo, i felt particularly owned when his mom died and his app got hacked and leaked already.

>implying dax needs it to be a girl

I didn't know Dick was licensed to do traditional circumcision.

 

[David Spadem]

This picture is pretty meme worthy.
He looks like shit, as usual though.
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[Psicopax]

This picture is pretty meme worthy.
He looks like shit, as usual though.
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I got you

 

[Keranu]

I got you
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This is creeping me the hell out. God damn he has an ugly, terrifying mug. Lmao he literally looks like a 60 year old man now.

 

[Stasi]

I got you
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POV - you are pantsu's asshole

 

[Crystal Golem]

I got you
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[MeltyTW]

I got you

disgusting hands and apparently a gummy toothless mouth,

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[RichardRApe]

This picture is pretty meme worthy.
He looks like shit, as usual though.
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There's already a fork on that plate which means it's not Ralph's. He's stealing someone else's food.

 

[JustSomeDong]

There's already a fork on that plate which means it's not Ralph's. He's stealing someone else's food.

As is tradition, of course. The real question is who throws away a fork and plate?

 

[RichardRApe]

As is tradition, of course. The real question is who throws away a fork and plate?

The TrashBurglar strikes again.

 

[The Demon Baby]

>his kid is born today
>completely ignores it and doesn't even tweet about it
>tweets about random bullshit instead

Ralph, you are the Alpha Faggot.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Okay, but what the hell is this?

 

[OlgaOfKiev]

Ralph clings hard to the ghost of Gamergate past as he drinks himself to sleep.

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He needs to accept his fate that he's fading away like the rest of his cohort.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

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So Ralph's bitching about some feminist nobody that reported his account? Lol, all right.