TriggerMeElmo
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Ethan Ralph's collected Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Insane In The Membrane
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Waaaaaah the a-logs are flagging my posts, Gator! Now watch as I flag all these channels commentating on me! I didn't fuck those children Gator! It's not truuuuuuuu
FuzzMushr00m
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Please notice how he didn't deny he's not gonna spend 1 dollar in child support
he's mad
Chris Mclean
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Im honestly suprised at the shit he gets away with on twitter. Like posting a caricature obviously based on the pol sheeeeeeet tyrone.
that didn't even occur to me lol. just the fact that ethan put that much effort to try (and fail) to come back at someone who talked shit about him on twitter is so pathetic. i wonder how long it took him to make that photoshop. does a "ralphamale" have to make whole photoshops to try to jab at someone only to be put in his place by a drama channel that reads tweets?
MeltyTW
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lmfao 13 days oh
.holy shit hes being dunked on and bodied by blowblax of all people, this is pathetic i legit would end my life if this happened to me no joke, not saying ethan should but holy fuck the absolute state of your life pal, dead fucking mom , in debt to some shitty pointless app you made because you sobered up enough to find the daddy jim snoozecast recordings under your recordings of soph the underage girl's feet, bragging about being 13 days sober when you probably aren't, just the fucking state of you
and it somehow gets worse. just as everyone expected, he'll use his son (who he probably hasn't even seen a picture of) as some sort of internet points, and will be up front about it too
MeltyTW
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its great! thats why he desperately tried to abort it, refused to settle down with the sow, and refuses to pay child support
what will xander's reaction be in 10 years when he sees screenshots of his dad saying he wanted him aborted?
MeltyTW
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man that comment just made it all very real, just picturing the odd feeling of being a kid and going online for the first time, exploring parts you shouldnt and feeling cool and edgy only to find your thread made before you were born and schizo retard weirdos discussing you because your dad used you as a meatshield, knowing your dad helped to cause this with glee, knowing he abandoned and tried to kill you because he couldnt whore you out to get some or money, and that your image from the occasional gruff "he was ok he was a pilot" was false and you suddenly realize your mom wasnt a bitch for not telling you too much (for that at least), and on top of it seeing your mother fart on his clit and shit in his mouth to conceive you
edit oh also for the record ralph a lot of broke wiggers do what they want because they dont plan long term and have enough to burn short term to make piggy brained decisions and roll in the cash and mud without thinking how itll fuck them not too long later so yes, blowing all your cash looks just like what broke do.
edit oh also notice the gap in tweet engagement, the second inclusion of the same ralph tweet was because i capped the first instance an hour or so before capping bowblax's tweet, going back to his tweet for a more fair comparison really highlights to me how much people dont want to hear him and how little people will care enough to look beyond his most recent tard fits as opposed to bowblax's tweet which gained enough new engagement i felt the need to find ralph's again.
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It's amazing that in these tweets where Ralph got boddied, by Bowblax of all people, he still has ass patters. I'm not talking about the Gunt Guards or Gator either. Just these randos who I guess are just fans of his. Why though? Is Ralph really worth defending?
Ralph claimed he had stopped drinking after Ronnie died. He tweeted about it a few times. Shortly after that the pillstream happened.
He might have reduced his alcohol intake because he substitutes it with a bunch of pills/drugs instead, however there's ZERO chance that an alcoholic like Ralph can just quit cold turkey like that without some serious repercussions (and if he's just using benzos or something else to hide the symptoms, things will be a lot worse once he inevitably starts drinking again and ends up dependent on both substances).
Warski and Ralph love to claim on twitter that they are living clean/sober for asspats. It has not been true a single time they've said it, so I doubt there's any truth to his claim.
He might have reduced his alcohol intake because he substitutes it with a bunch of pills/drugs instead, however there's ZERO chance that an alcoholic like Ralph can just quit cold turkey like that without some serious repercussions (and if he's just using benzos or something else to hide the symptoms, things will be a lot worse once he inevitably starts drinking again and ends up dependent on both substances).
Warski and Ralph love to claim on twitter that they are living clean/sober for asspats. It has not been true a single time they've said it, so I doubt there's any truth to his claim.
TriggerMeElmo
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At that time he was also claiming to go to AA meetings for like a week or so but that was absolute bullshit on his part.
MeltyTW
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why even lie about it at this point? its not even to the point he can salvage anything, his own audience jokes and clowns around everytime he does it because even they cant even say sober ralph with a straight face, he gains literally nothing besides looking like a beta bitch who cant stand by their own life choices like they say they do all the time. iirc he just recently bragged about being an open drug using drank guzzling pill popper so why go back on it now? your fucking mom died its the one time normal people get as drunk as you do on an average killstream ralph. ffs. he really is chris chan just repeating ad nauseum its all in the past without really comprehending the nuances or social norms or real point that people criticizing him are actually trying to tell him.
Bowblax may in fact never see a vagina, Ralph, but you will never see your son.
God, can you imagine him stopping by the Vickers household, hold his son for a second, tell the actual parent to give him a changing, maybe crack a "see who fucked your daughter now" at Faith's dad, and then just leave, never to think about the kid again until it's time for internet trash-talk again?
If Ralph just looks in the mirror and into his ugly face, he should realize how unlikely it will be for Bowblax, a fast growing e-celeb, to die unfucked when even Ralph had sex, a fat, alcoholic wigger on the way down.
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