Ethan Ralph's collected Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Chris Mclean]

man that comment just made it all very real, just picturing the odd feeling of being a kid and going online for the first time, exploring parts you shouldnt and feeling cool and edgy only to find your thread made before you were born and schizo retard weirdos discussing you because your dad used you as a meatshield, knowing your dad helped to cause this with glee, knowing he abandoned and tried to kill you because he couldnt whore you out to get some or money, and that your image from the occasional gruff "he was ok he was a pilot" was false and you suddenly realize your mom wasnt a bitch for not telling you too much (for that at least), and on top of it seeing your mother fart on his clit and shit in his mouth to conceive you

edit oh also for the record ralph a lot of broke wiggers do what they want because they dont plan long term and have enough to burn short term to make piggy brained decisions and roll in the cash and mud without thinking how itll fuck them not too long later so yes, blowing all your cash looks just like what broke do.

edit oh also notice the gap in tweet engagement, the second inclusion of the same ralph tweet was because i capped the first instance an hour or so before capping bowblax's tweet, going back to his tweet for a more fair comparison really highlights to me how much people dont want to hear him and how little people will care enough to look beyond his most recent tard fits as opposed to bowblax's tweet which gained enough new engagement i felt the need to find ralph's again.
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Tinfoil hat on!

I just did a twitter advanced search and from what i can tell its the first time Ralph has used Au contraire in his eleven years of tweeting.
It just so happend that i was the first to use it in the Gunt subforum in the Fagmenco thread 14 or so hours eariler. Hi Ethan!

 

[donjulio]

man that comment just made it all very real, just picturing the odd feeling of being a kid and going online for the first time, exploring parts you shouldnt and feeling cool and edgy only to find your thread made before you were born and schizo retard weirdos discussing you because your dad used you as a meatshield, knowing your dad helped to cause this with glee, knowing he abandoned and tried to kill you because he couldnt whore you out to get some or money, and that your image from the occasional gruff "he was ok he was a pilot" was false and you suddenly realize your mom wasnt a bitch for not telling you too much (for that at least), and on top of it seeing your mother fart on his clit and shit in his mouth to conceive you

edit oh also for the record ralph a lot of broke wiggers do what they want because they dont plan long term and have enough to burn short term to make piggy brained decisions and roll in the cash and mud without thinking how itll fuck them not too long later so yes, blowing all your cash looks just like what broke do.

edit oh also notice the gap in tweet engagement, the second inclusion of the same ralph tweet was because i capped the first instance an hour or so before capping bowblax's tweet, going back to his tweet for a more fair comparison really highlights to me how much people dont want to hear him and how little people will care enough to look beyond his most recent tard fits as opposed to bowblax's tweet which gained enough new engagement i felt the need to find ralph's again.
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Gentlemen I believe the solution is simple; we must become the surrogate father Xander needs and guide him through this journey when the time comes.

 

[MeltyTW]

Tinfoil hat on!

I just did a twitter advanced search and from what i can tell its the first time Ralph has used Au contraire in his eleven years of tweeting.
It just so happend that i was the first to use it in the Gunt subforum in the Fagmenco thread 14 or so hours eariler. Hi Ethan!
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Huh, I actually remembered you used that when gunt posted that but I forgot you used it so soon, holy shit you're in his head

 

[Terrorist]

on top of it seeing your mother fart on his clit

You’ve heard of CM PUNK, now get ready for FTM GUNT.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Huh, I actually remembered you used that when gunt posted that but I forgot you used it so soon, holy shit you're in his head

While you are teaching Gaytor the meaning of fear im teaching Ralph new words.

 

[MeltyTW]

another edit, sucking the GUNT GREASE

just another example of their cognitive dissonance, flagging and dogpiling is ok when they do it. mocking people for personal tragedies and weaponizing it is ok and cool when ralph does it. its just blatant at this point, the gunt suckers just see ralph as them but somehow having been gifted enough e fame to ride out bit by bit and dont care at all about him actually being entertaining or whether he's a complete embarrassment or harmful to their supposed causes.

 

[Sam Losco]

just another example of their cognitive dissonance, flagging and dogpiling is ok when they do it. mocking people for personal tragedies and weaponizing it is ok and cool when ralph does it. its just blatant at this point, the gunt suckers just see ralph as them but somehow having been gifted enough e fame to ride out bit by bit and dont care at all about him actually being entertaining or whether he's a complete embarrassment or harmful to their supposed causes.

This shit is so forced. Just trying to drum up viewers and it's not working.

 

[Vetti]

What did he mean by this?

Tweet | Archive

 

[Mynameisdark]

You can tell he's very upset after his mother's service, he's beside himself! That is not a reference to his morbid obesity.

 

[anuscabbage12]

Gypsy's Change of Plea hearing is on the 22nd and will be publicly on Zoom. Also, I'm pretty sure Dope has a hearing today (docket just says Negotiations) but there's been no news on that yet.

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The Gunt weighs in

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[Keranu]

(archive)

I love how this fat bitch was too scared to ever mention Gypsy Crusader on his Kill Report late nite sped show, but wants to be the first to break legal news regarding him on Twitter.

"I've done more for the white race than all of you."

 

[MeltyTW]

(archive)

remember when ralphd get not only more likes than that but also a show with thousands of live viewers for announcing something like this? tbf hes up to 106 likes now!

What did he mean by this?
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oh i see, hes actually just coping by just inventing enemies who have been set back more than any of the gunts parasite hosts have via being his host.so hes just in pure fantasy land now only coming out during his frequent visits to this site to see reality

 

[OlgaOfKiev]

The Gunt retweeted Gator (archive) denouncing fellow grifter Ian Miles Cheong trying to shill off the sudden death of John McAfee.

Fifteen minutes later, Ralph then releases a grift tweet (archive) of his own, promoting his paywalled interview of John McAfee. He then proceeds to pin said tweet.

Note: Added archive of tweets to post.

 

[albert chan]

The Gunt retweeted Gator (archive) denouncing fellow grifter Ian Miles Cheong trying to shill off the sudden death of John McAfee.

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Fifteen minutes later, Ralph then releases a grift tweet (archive) of his own, promoting his paywalled interview of John McAfee. He then proceeds to pin said tweet.

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Honestly, I have a feeling McAfee liked to humor with people regarding his drug addled tales, and it seems that him and Ethan do somewhat share a connection with that.

Minus Ethan’s gunt getting lucky with any form of hookers in the process.

 

[MeltyTW]

The Gunt retweeted Gator (archive) denouncing fellow grifter Ian Miles Cheong trying to shill off the sudden death of John McAfee.

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Fifteen minutes later, Ralph then releases a grift tweet (archive) of his own, promoting his paywalled interview of John McAfee. He then proceeds to pin said tweet.

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uhhh uhhh its okay when ralph does it! i seriously dont know how even gaytor can cope with this, hes going to have to really earn that 2 cents out of the killstream memphis tiiiiin cent fund today.

 

[GL09]

They are just mad they didn't think of it first.

 

[ScamL Likely]

Gunty Kong's trying to ride off Rekieta's coattails with an attempt at getting DSP and Frank Hassle on in a repeat of the Boogie show from a few months back

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1408160409572544517

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1408161377202573313

I'd archive this shit but being #14888 or whatever in the queue on .ph is kind of gay.

 

[Love_Machine011]

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YE-.... wait a minute, I dont think either of these are cool...

 

[FM Bradley]

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YE-.... wait a minute, I dont think either of these are cool...

This is going to look great submitted as evidence in your future Vehicular Homicide trial, Chuntflaps.

 

[MeltyTW]

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YE-.... wait a minute, I dont think either of these are cool...

Not having a choice and instead a biological need to take downers that knock you out for most of your now greatly shortened via drugs life is epic dude, you go ralph own them always, take up smoking too lung cancer is actually a based and tradpilled way to die