Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .

Fougaro

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"Yes, we're here for the Ethan Gunt trial, how could you tell?"
 

Rabid Weasels

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His comparison of himself to OJ is really astute. He is a savage nigger that needs to be kept away from white women. Also, he is an example of how you can simultaneously be a likeable hero and a complete piece of shit, but the piece-of-shitness will always become the overriding quality in the end, leading to endless legal troubles and behaving like a retard in las vegas. Just like OJ!
 

AltisticRight

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Imagine actually comparing yourself to the piece of shit wife beating murderous nigger OJ.
Ralph, you're 5'1'' and you're no where near as rich as OJ.
Why would someone allegedly engaged compare themselves to a wife killer?
 

TherapyMan

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Imagine actually comparing yourself to the piece of shit wife beating murderous nigger OJ.
Ralph, you're 5'1'' and you're no where near as rich as OJ.
Why would someone allegedly engaged compare themselves to a wife killer?
OJ was also talented at something other than inflicting violence against women, which you can't say about Ralph.
 

AltisticRight

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OJ was also talented at something other than inflicting violence against women, which you can't say about Ralph.
Ralph is talented at fishing trash burgers out of the dumpster, buying $899 made in China diaper bags, and ordering a $85 pathetic steak with no grill marks or sauce.

Oh and losing court cases. Adrienne Blair won.

I mean, you can't even say he's talented at inflicting violence against women. We all saw what happened when MintSalad stepped into the ring with him.
I think by "sampling MintSalad", the gunt sucked her strap-on.
He's been dominated by every woman in his life.
 

Insanely Retarded

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Hey Ralph, think about this scenario:

Back in December/January when the case started the prosecution did some basic research on you and one of the first things they found was, of course, this forum/your 3k page thread.
The prosecutor kept reading, and reading, eventually coming back to the site daily for new updates. Even after the case was dropped, he came back to read in amazement of how retarded you can be. In the end, he became a full time poster, alog, and decided to bring back the charges to alog you.
So you should really complain to the judge that the prosecutor is an alog and he only brought back the charges because of that damn international fugitive Josh Moon and you should not be expected to listen to an alog which is why you did the exact opposite of what the deal said you were meant to do, it's the Ralphamale way. Be sure to explain your "when they go low I go lower" mentality too, that will help.

You have a better shot of being found not guilty by whining about the alogs and Josh Moon than by claiming you didn't release the sex tape you absolute mongoloid, especially when you gave the prosecutor almost four months to get logs from Instagram/your ISP collect video evidence, etc. Retard.

I'm also sure that taking "vague" shots against Faith and her family will not be brought up or used against you at all, who could figure out you were taking about Faith's charities? You really do suck at these stupid "mind games" you were so proud of a few months back.
 

AltisticRight

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Have we found out what Ralph was served for while in Vegas?
$85 dreadful steak, large quantities of trash burgers, various fast food to stuff his gunt, liquor, copious amounts of Pfizer xanax, enough for them to give him 100,000 free rona jabs... too much to actually list.

If you're talking about the whale in the room, it's a shame how he didn't gloat about the "bums" that served him the papers with the contents posted. Yeah the Vickers with like half a dozen kids and owns a business are bums, meanwhile Jcaesar187 lives in a dream mansion happily married to a 10/10 beautiful wife... wait.
 
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