Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
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MeltyTW

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And then there's Gunt's upcoming court date in Cali for the restraining order shit. Nevada County, California, is way up in the fucking Sierra mountains and is relatively based compared to the woketarded coast. Again, an assistant DA looking to make a name for themself by helping Gunt dig his own grave is always a possibility.
oh wait yeah that is right he has two fucking criminal charges from the same person AND supposed child custody fights (you aint doing shit ralph) and child support up the ass if he manages to beat those.

We shouldn't get our hopes up, the gunt is going to walk, he's going to knock up another potato teenager and xandera will be groomed by her pedo mom and gunt father. Sad times vicker bros.
but the forum gets a shit ton more content than the gunt withering from only being fed pruno and cafeteria rations and dying in some shithole facility.

My guess is he's going to use the video of Faith saying Ralph didn't do it as his evidence. His problem though is that locks him into the "I was hacked" defense too, and that's laughably stupid. He's fucked in terms of guilt, it's the sentence which is up in the air.
ralph is a complete and utter retard for thinking that video will help him in the slightest. its a good way to look like a complete cunt for the jury. the gunt tape itself she gave permission to film the tape, that blunder has me hoping that his rants about faith being a liar or a bitch with a lose pussy were because he thought making faith look shitty is some kind of defense lol. i think thats what happened too. i think he didnt bring it up with the lawyer from being really confident it was a sure fire tactic and for not wanting to pay them for the days.
 

Laquisha Guntermensch

Three bucks a shart, need diapers, plz help HUAGGH
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Will we at least get some Courtroom Sketches from someone who wasn't there?
We might get an historical letter:
Letter from Richmond Jail
by Ethan Oliver Ralph
7 January, 2022

From the Richmond jail, where he was imprisoned as a participant in nonviolent demonstrations of revenge pornography, Ethan Oliver Ralph, wrote in longhand the letter which follows. It was his response to a public statement of concern and caution issued by Joshua Connor Moon and eight hu-white Kiwi-Farmers. Ethan Ralph, who was born in the eighties, did his undergraduate work at University of Virginia; attended a Brianna Wu press conference; was one of 2 men less than 5'2" among a hundred students; spent more on spilt liquor than most have spent on new shoes; won a bet in Las Vegas, much to the chagrin of his many detractors.

While confined here in the Richmond jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities “unwise and untimely.” Seldom do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas. If I sought to answer all the criticisms that cross my desk, my secretaries would have little time for anything other than such correspondence in the course of the day, and I would have no time for constructive work. But since I feel that you are all goddamned piece of shit faggot motherfuckers and Jawsh moon is a broke-dick pedophile, and that your criticisms are nawt true, I want to try to answer your statement in what I hope will be patient and reasonable terms. HUAGHH-HUAGH-WAUGH!
 

Zeelpulp

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I wasn't aware that he read the forum and I mentioned how Mexico will enforce child support. The Sinaloa Saga is over before it started and for that I deeply apologize. I've robbed you all of a hilarious situation and as recompense I forfeit my share of the coming years Corn Harvest :(
Just got to get the mandatory calf tattoo of Clint Howards face with mea culpa under it and BOOM water under the bridge.
 

AnOminous

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As noted, if revenge porn prosecutions are relatively rare in Virginia there might be an assistant DA who wants to make a name for themself by taking down a SCAREE alt-right blabbermouth.
That's what I'm counting on. I'm hoping the prosecutor wants to make their bones in a high-profile case. Not that this pathetic criminal midget is himself a high-profile target, but the "revenge porn" statute is itself high-profile. It's one of those cool, sexy statutes you can make a name for yourself by successfully prosecuting.
 

Honored guest

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How is Virginia treating jail time convictions for nonviolent crimes? I know some states were seeking alternatives to jail/prison because of Covid and now people are freaking out over Omicron.
 

Comandante Marcos

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How is Virginia treating jail time convictions for nonviolent crimes? I know some states were seeking alternatives to jail/prison because of Covid and now people are freaking out over Omicron.

That was mostly deep blue states run by woke retards who believe in Weather Underground style commietardism, such as California. Virginia recently elected a Trump-approved governor after the previous Dimocrat guv tried to ram woketardism down the throats of the populace. I dunno how much time the revenge porn law in VA allows for, but that's not really the point. The point is that the whole revenge porn shit has been a big story the last few years, and VA's revenge porn law is pretty much untested.
 

Kramer on the phone

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Ralph won’t see a single day in jail. Cope. nigger. Reddit.
you're probably right. don't see the courts deciding to throw the book on cyber crimes. and as others have said the vickers have been tripping on their dicks throughout the entire situation. Fai Fai is too stupid to not end up giving the defense the W.

plus there is a real infamy luck at play, its like dsp. as long as you give milk you never suffer too much. chris has done more in the last 4 months than he has the last 4 years, thats why he's in the slammer. Ethan knows this too, if he got a real job 2 years ago he'd be in prison right now.
 

WhimsicalTrolli

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you're probably right. don't see the courts deciding to throw the book on cyber crimes. and as others have said the vickers have been tripping on their dicks throughout the entire situation. Fai Fai is too stupid to not end up giving the defense the W.

plus there is a real infamy luck at play, its like dsp. as long as you give milk you never suffer too much. chris has done more in the last 4 months than he has the last 4 years, thats why he's in the slammer. Ethan knows this too, if he got a real job 2 years ago he'd be in prison right now.
Do you still believe there are good pedophiles?
 

Polyboros2

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I actually think he is going to jail, because I don't want him too. I don't care about getting some feeling of Justice for him getting comeuppance he deserves. His life is shit, and he's funnier being out, burning bridges, and constantly fucking things up.

And the government always takes away the things that I enjoy.

However, I think it'll be much less than the maximum. I bet he'll throw himself on the Mercy of the Court and get 30-60 days so he can be out for the birth of his second demon child.
 

AnOminous

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It's the first revenge porn case in Virginia, this won't out him in jail. I expect he walks and he ends up like the polygamy guy that went to jail for shaking the baby.
It actually isn't. There's also this: https://medvinlaw.com/dissemination-of-nude-images-virginia-law/

There's also a civil case. There wasn't a criminal case, but the tort was based on a violation of the criminal law.

I believe there may have been others. It's a little-used statute, though.
 

MediocreMilt

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I believe there may have been others. It's a little-used statute, though.
Almost like most of the shitheads who run afoul of it take the DA seriously when they tell them to cut the crap and leave the victim alone or else face the charges, rather than ragging at her "loose pussy" on Twitter.
 

WhimsicalTrolli

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AnOminous

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But is it really enough to put Ralph in jail? I don't really see him getting guilty verdict. If he does I don't see jail time.
If he gets convicted of it he probably gets a guidelines sentence unless they make a coof exception. Something like Benjamin Barber got would probably be reasonable, or at least what he would have got had he not decided to go fugitive and had more time added.