Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .

AnOminous

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I never seen Ralph with a fucking durag.

Man, this guy's real white nigger, huh?
He is the personification of the concept of a wigger. He is apparently entirely white, but he is such garbage that he would even stand out as white trash in the utter hellhole that spawned him, West Memphis. This is not the fairly awful place in Tennessee that at least has some cultural history.

It is the shithole in Arkansas, a slum suburb of a slum city, that is known only for the West Memphis Three. He wants you to believe he is from Memphis, but he isn't. He's from the most degenerate shithole in America, and would have stood out as the utter scumfuck piece of shit he is even there. West Memphis, Arkansas. Look it up if you don't know where it is or what it is.
 

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He is the personification of the concept of a wigger. He is apparently entirely white, but he is such garbage that he would even stand out as white trash in the utter hellhole that spawned him, West Memphis. This is not the fairly awful place in Tennessee that at least has some cultural history.

It is the shithole in Arkansas, a slum suburb of a slum city, that is known only for the West Memphis Three. He wants you to believe he is from Memphis, but he isn't. He's from the most degenerate shithole in America, and would have stood out as the utter scumfuck piece of shit he is even there. West Memphis, Arkansas. Look it up if you don't know where it is or what it is.
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The sole advantage to a no contest plea is that it can't be used as evidence against you in a civil proceeding. If the Vickers actually flew across the continent just to pussy out and let him get away with that bullshit, they're idiots and pussies.
you're technically wrong they didn't let him get away with it, they willingly chose to give him that option, they could have easily said "fuck no; we came all the way here you should have asked about a plea deal before we took a 6 hour flight" and took it to trial. any jury or judge would buy that as a good enough reason not to offer a plea deal.
You could have summarized that post by citing the statistics. 80% of Class 1 Misd gets 1 year suspended sentence and almost all of the other 20% get turned into suspended sentences on appeal. Got it. You could have also explained this months ago.

People don't like you because you are theatrical, like Ralph. Your ego prohibits you from being direct, like Ralph. This behavior comes across very insincere and self-absorbed, like Ralph.

At any point you could have made a post saying "there is no possibility of Ralph having loss of freedom, but we want a criminal conviction to help us in family court in California". That would have been fine.

I've basically asked you repeatedly over years now to be forthcoming, direct, and honest with the people who are ostensibly going to be most on your side and you refuse to do that. You've relied on retards to pass messages along for you and when you do post it's shit like this which is paragraphs longer than it needs to be. You act without thinking, and you never ask for opinions, which the community has a wide range of and is very willing to give.


The end of your post focuses on winning vs. losing (like Ralph does). In reality, your entire family lost. You, your wife, and your daughter are taking care of a retard baby with a new cuckold stepfather. You could murder Ralph and he'd still be smiling at you every day. You dumb cunt. If you had been a real father your family would not have been in this situation to begin with.
he's also wrong. like i said suspended sentence is like net points. every person that got a DUI or Reckless driving ticket gets them, but thats obviously not all they get. suspended sentence is like the bread at the restaurant, its something everyone gets but people will usually have something on top of that. I would never drive sober or under 100mph if that was true. You know what else you get on the class 1, jail time or a fine, every thug with a rap sheet gets at least a weekend if the courts bother to take it to trial. teenagers have to do community service for the same level of charge in richmond. this dumb fuck got played simple as, you can tell because he thinks Ralph knew or could afford a richmond shark lawyer. Ralph gets 8 year auto loans, him having a "good" lawyer is as absurd as him fucking Jess Southern.
The bottom line is that now that Ralph WON, dame pesos will finally come back to the killstream.
seriously WTF happened to that guy
Vickers probably jerks it to the video of his daughter getting gunted, thats the only conclusion i can take from such a cucked post.
you're the only person that can truely answer this, could Ethan Ralph afford a legit "shark" to represent him? and do you think whatever cheap bitch he hired could be considered such?
 

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Can Faith bring a civil suit against Ralph, and with him pleading no contest, wouldn't the civil suit be a slam dunk for Faith/Mr Vickers?
On what grounds? Her best and smartest play is to ding him for child support. California family court will break him, especially if he gets on the stand. Financial discovery will be his worst nightmare. All that shit he does involving money (Gunt purse, constant trips to Vegas, his Pateron, GimmeBux links, merch sales) is examined under a microscope. And they will nail him to the wall in support payments.
 

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On what grounds? Her best and smartest play is to ding him for child support. California family court will break him, especially if he gets on the stand. Financial discovery will be his worst nightmare. All that shit he does involving money (Gunt purse, constant trips to Vegas, his Pateron, GimmeBux links, merch sales) is examined under a microscope. And they will nail him to the wall in support payments.
Pretty sure he got his Patreon yeeted but yeah I know what you mean.
 

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you're the only person that can truely answer this, could Ethan Ralph afford a legit "shark" to represent him? and do you think whatever cheap bitch he hired could be considered such?
What you pay for rarely determines the quality of your lawyer.

Ralph's lawyer seems competent enough, regardless Vickers talking like he has anything to do with the prosecution of Ethan Ralph or saying about how Faith offered plea deals or whatever is just cope. The Vickers have no say in how the prosecutor chooses to act.
 

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What you pay for rarely determines the quality of your lawyer.

Ralph's lawyer seems competent enough, regardless Vickers talking like he has anything to do with the prosecution of Ethan Ralph or saying about how Faith offered plea deals or whatever is just cope. The Vickers have no say in how the prosecutor chooses to act.
like i said in another comment, more likely the prosecutor just asked knowing it would be a yes, or could have led her to a yes. even papa vickers seems to understand how dumb his kid is and how she won't be able to handle the questioning.

Can you at least back me up on Ralph lucking out with the plea deal? no way in hell he wouldn't have gotten a fine or a day in jail for his fuck up. i legitimately have a hard time believing ralph wouldn't have gotten fucked by the judge or jury if the prosecution was able to submit the video as evidence or a description of the video. papa vickers is talking about appeals but i don't believe that fucking matters, ethan appeals and he gets fucked harder on the loss.
 

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like i said in another comment, more likely the prosecutor just asked knowing it would be a yes, or could have led her to a yes. even papa vickers seems to understand how dumb his kid is and how she won't be able to handle the questioning.

Can you at least back me up on Ralph lucking out with the plea deal? no way in hell he wouldn't have gotten a fine or a day in jail for his fuck up. i legitimately have a hard time believing ralph wouldn't have gotten fucked by the judge or jury if the prosecution was able to submit the video as evidence or a description of the video. papa vickers is talking about appeals but i don't believe that fucking matters, ethan appeals and he gets fucked harder on the loss.
The appeal shit is giga cope by Vickers, nobody is going to appeal a shitty misdemeanor, it'd take longer to move through the appeals court then it would for Ralph to just serve his sentence.

I wouldn't say Ralph especially 'lucked out', suspended sentences are popular right now for relatively minor infractions like this. Its a good deal for everyone involved. Person gets to walk free, prosecutor gets their conviction and the convicted has to keep their nose clean for however long.

Prosecutor probably saw his shitty witnesses and went 'Eh, I bet I can get a win on a plea, why risk it'

And yeah, why risk fucking up over a loser wigger and some white trash, this isn't a big case, there's no fucking audience, an audience isn't even allowed in that courtroom. Its as private as you get.

Even if they had gone through trial, i would have been somewhat surprised if Ralph got the max sentence for this.
 

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Even if they had gone through trial, i would have been somewhat surprised if Ralph got the max sentence for this.
i'm not asking for Max, its just a mis. i'm just asking for something like a day in jail or even a $10 fine. Something similar to the DUI Ethan will get at some point in his life, literally something that might be a slight inconvenience for Mr,Ralph
 

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Can Faith bring a civil suit against Ralph, and with him pleading no contest, wouldn't the civil suit be a slam dunk for Faith/Mr Vickers?
She already did, literally months ago, and has a restraining order against him.
Even if they had gone through trial, i would have been somewhat surprised if Ralph got the max sentence for this.
Seriously either Ralph seethes for an entire year, having to restrain himself from doing what got him in this boat, or he fucks up and does a year.

I mean Ralph may consider this a win in that he isn't currently behind bars telling Tyrone, in between dick-sucking sessions, how big he is on the Internet, but he can't bully his teenage baby mama any more, or talk shit about her dad, without just getting instantly thrown into Tyrone's loving arms.

Only a Ralph would consider this a win.
 

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Nothing says winning like writing an Iliad length cope post about the crushing defeat you inflicted on your opponent in the court where the first statement you make is letting everyone know this will be your last post on the website, then instantly sending a 2nd volume of your spergout directly to the site's owner in which you continue to seethe and ensure everyone that your meltdown which you just posted on the kiwi farms website was in fact not meant for kiwi farmers, about whose opinion you totally couldn't care less.

Having thus successfully corrected the record, you pat yourself on the shoulder for being a great father to your clinically insane whore of a daughter and return home to your duties of providing for and raising the Guntling while its father publically dabs on you and your entire family from his pigpen without any consequences.

Well done Vickers, enjoy the spoils of your hard-fought victory - you've earned them.
 
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i'm not asking for Max, its just a mis. i'm just asking for something like a day in jail or even a $10 fine. Something similar to the DUI Ethan will get at some point in his life, literally something that might be a slight inconvenience for Mr,Ralph
Lol that shit literally never happens.

A day in jail? Maybe in bumbfuck country shit, cities don't fuck around with that shit, especially right now, their jails are overcrowded enough without having to put some wigger into their covid isolation ward, probably give him covid, have to treat that covid, all for a fucking 1 day in jail sentence.

As for tiny fines? They're just whatever. Poor people can't pay fines anyway so lots of JX have just stopped offering them for low level shit. Its a waste of their time and a burden on the system.

All that happens is people fuck up -enough- to earn some real lockup time, which is done at a 50% discounted rate from what they're actually sentenced to.
 

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Lol that shit literally never happens.

A day in jail? Maybe in bumbfuck country shit, cities don't fuck around with that shit, especially right now, their jails are overcrowded enough without having to put some wigger into their covid isolation ward, probably give him covid, have to treat that covid, all for a fucking 1 day in jail sentence.

As for tiny fines? They're just whatever. Poor people can't pay fines anyway so lots of JX have just stopped offering them for low level shit. Its a waste of their time and a burden on the system.

All that happens is people fuck up -enough- to earn some real lockup time, which is done at a 50% discounted rate from what they're actually sentenced to.
they still give a fuck about covid?