Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
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AnOminous

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@AnOminous if my schizotheory comes true and Ralph has to go on the sex offender's registry, what happens to his rental when he is within walking distance from a school? Do all the rules apply to him even though his crime isn't against children?
Yes. And also revenge porn is a registerable offense: "or, if the offense was committed on or after July 1, 2020, § 18.2-386.2." § 9.1-902. Offenses requiring registration.

Ralph cleverly committed his own offense less than six weeks after revenge porn was made a required registration offense.
 

Malaika

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hey wait a minute if ethan never even cared about having the kid unaborted this means it wasnt even about trying to have a legacy before his shortly arriving death, it wasnt even about trying not to be alone, this was all just ralph trying own null. thats fucking sad man
It's been common knowledge for a while that the gunt tried to impregnate Faith just to "own" Mr Vickers and to beat Null. He literally went from not wanting kids to desperately trying to breed one within two weeks or something because of that post Null made about wanting a family and Vickers tweeting about how he doesn't want Faith to do something stupid like get pregnant.
 

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It's been common knowledge for a while that the gunt tried to impregnate Faith just to "own" Mr Vickers and to beat Null. He literally went from not wanting kids to desperately trying to breed one within two weeks or something because of that post Null made about wanting a family and Vickers tweeting about how he doesn't want Faith to do something stupid like get pregnant.
yeah we all knew it was at least a big part but i thought piggy was at least human enough to feel the need for a real human connection as hes nearing death, no it wall all to frazzle nulls dick again and nothing but that
 

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Interesting, I always thought it was legal for minors to drink in their own homes. If the Memphis pig was pouring Maker's Mark down Faith's drain where she clearly didn't like it, that's probably another Class 1 misdemeanor. I wonder how enforced this law is. I can think of those odd specific cases too. Not just 18, 16 is enough for some people to become independent. What if the person was dating a 21yo (legal in many places, 5 years difference is meh to most) and they drank? I guess that would be allowed since the 16yo doesn't have a caregiver/guardian type?

I know it's a bit OT but this is more interesting to me than the overly invested crying about how he's going to get away with it. 21 is the age for unaccompanied individuals to purchase and consume in every state but as shown by some of the responses this gets this misconstrued as being a hard limit. Plenty of states have exceptions and legal ways around it. The issue is that even if it's legal to do, the risk of improperly serving an underage person means it doesn't get done very often. In other words 21 is always safe so businesses set that as their policy whether or not they're aware of exceptions.

A state I lived in allowed something like 18 and up can drink at bars with a spouse or gurdian 21+ and under 18 can drink at home with a spouse or guardian 21+. But to go purchase closed alcohol in a store was always 21+. I'm sure there was a lower limit but frankly didn't care. That being said, the penalty for under age drinking is basically nothing, but providing minors with alcohol can be pretty severe.

Also there was a time when the laws kept changing on all the legal 18 year olds who basically got the rug pulled out from under them every time the law changed. I recall hearing about a time where the law made it illegal to buy but didn't impact possession and a university confiscated and destroyed the 18 year-olds legal booze. There was a legal case about it but I didn't remember what remedy the students got. I remember it was an issue because the legal alcohol was invaluable as the monetary replacement of a 6pack doesn't make it so that the students are made whole (they can't go buy a new 6pack and the value it had was because it was a lawful 6pack)

To sum it up the exceptions are pretty much either for religious consumption or under the control of your own parent. If it's just some person you're not related to it's not legal. A legally emancipated but unmarried person is probably SOL based on the exemptions I've seen before.
 

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Ralph did not commit a crime by giving Faith a gallon of alcohol because it is a religious ceremony in his branch of Christianity. The Guntological Church of Christ requires you venerate Saint Ralph every week night by getting blackout drunk on Maker's Mark. Minors of the religion can substitute wine coolers of course.

CHRIST IS KING
 

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I see many people here discussing Ralph signing away his parental rights. This is something that cannot be agreed upon between Ralph and Faith or even the Vickers in general, a judge and a state social worker would need to sign off on this. With the current landscape, personally I don't even see it as in the realm of possibility. If Faith chose to put Ralph on the birth certificate and then put the child up for adoption and Ralph agreed, would be the only way the court would grant such a request. Other than that the only way for Ralph to sign away these rights/responsibilities would be to find someone, the court agreed could provide for the child, to sign up for them. The court may allow the senior Vickers to adopt the child, but with having five other children living at home, a couple not even in school yet, this seems doubtful.

For Faith to sue for custody and support would not require she retain a lawyer and the court system would even appoint an advocate if she requested, Ralph would only need an attorney if he wanted to contest any of the issues. Ralph would not even be needed for these hearings, and more than likely would be detrimental for him to show. He would have to answer some very uncomfortable questions about how much money he makes and how much taxes he pays. Both of these issues would be problematic if Faith or Matthew brought in any of the thousands of boasts Ralph has made about how much he milks from his simps. With his statements being under oath, personally I would avoid the whole affair, and just pay whatever the Judge ruled and count myself lucky.

I see Ralph doing what he normally does, hide away from his current problems until they come around to bite him in the ass. All the while yelling "Winning" while his whole life crumbles around him. I used to think Ralph would claim to be winning and being on top of the world to boast and to hold it over what he sees as his adversaries, but I have come to believe he does this to convince his own self of these fables. No one else who even takes a dip into the waters that are Ralph's life believe he is winning, the majority of his simps don't even believe it and only parrot it to not get banned from his chat/tweets and discord. If Ralph ever takes off the brown bottle glasses he has to wear to convince himself of his own dilutions, he may actually sunset himself.
 

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yeah we all knew it was at least a big part but i thought piggy was at least human enough to feel the need for a real human connection as hes nearing death, no it wall all to frazzle nulls dick again and nothing but that
Maybe, but I get the vibe he doesn't want to become a father at all, it was fun when he got to "own the aylawgz" with photos and such but soon after he went dead quiet about it. And I can see why. A kid would ruin him. Either he Faith relapses into retardation and goes back to him, in which case he couldn't do what he does while raising a kid, which is why he wanted this weird set-up where Faith would get a job supporting the household and May would take care of the kid.

Or Faith doesn't go back to him in which case she has her grip around his money for the next 18 years unless he wants to go to jail.
 

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I see many people here discussing Ralph signing away his parental rights. This is something that cannot be agreed upon between Ralph and Faith or even the Vickers in general, a judge and a state social worker would need to sign off on this. With the current landscape, personally I don't even see it as in the realm of possibility. If Faith chose to put Ralph on the birth certificate and then put the child up for adoption and Ralph agreed, would be the only way the court would grant such a request. Other than that the only way for Ralph to sign away these rights/responsibilities would be to find someone, the court agreed could provide for the child, to sign up for them. The court may allow the senior Vickers to adopt the child, but with having five other children living at home, a couple not even in school yet, this seems doubtful.

For Faith to sue for custody and support would not require she retain a lawyer and the court system would even appoint an advocate if she requested, Ralph would only need an attorney if he wanted to contest any of the issues. Ralph would not even be needed for these hearings, and more than likely would be detrimental for him to show. He would have to answer some very uncomfortable questions about how much money he makes and how much taxes he pays. Both of these issues would be problematic if Faith or Matthew brought in any of the thousands of boasts Ralph has made about how much he milks from his simps. With his statements being under oath, personally I would avoid the whole affair, and just pay whatever the Judge ruled and count myself lucky.

I see Ralph doing what he normally does, hide away from his current problems until they come around to bite him in the ass. All the while yelling "Winning" while his whole life crumbles around him. I used to think Ralph would claim to be winning and being on top of the world to boast and to hold it over what he sees as his adversaries, but I have come to believe he does this to convince his own self of these fables. No one else who even takes a dip into the waters that are Ralph's life believe he is winning, the majority of his simps don't even believe it and only parrot it to not get banned from his chat/tweets and discord. If Ralph ever takes off the brown bottle glasses he has to wear to convince himself of his own dilutions, he may actually sunset himself.
Ralph takes all custody to own the ayylawgs and demand child support from the lying faith and mr.vickers!!!! :gunt:
 

JewBacca

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She is over 18, so what crime?
Faith's crime would be a simple MIP or minor in possession of alcohol.

Ralph's would be Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

While technically she's not a minor, being 18, she is a minor when discussing alcohol and now cigarettes.

Neither of these charges could realistically be proven after the fact. These are if they were caught in the act
 
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Yes. And also revenge porn is a registerable offense: "or, if the offense was committed on or after July 1, 2020, § 18.2-386.2." § 9.1-902. Offenses requiring registration.
Ok I stand corrected, wow that's tough news Ethan. He'll have to do that thing he does with his woman cop punching arrest where he talks it down and adds "but I..." and other qualifiers, except this time it will be for people asking why he's a registered sex offender.
 

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I'm not a lawyer, so this isn't legal advice, but I think the problem you would have relying on the video alone is that it would not be difficult to undermine it's veracity. So more solid records - such as those available on his phone or held by Instagram - that can't be editted would be a surer bet.

As an aside, a lot of the Predators in the Florida TCAP sting in Fort Myers got off on their charges because they shut their mouths and got legal advice. Their lawyers demanded to see the hard drives of Perverted Justices computers, casting doubt on the veracity of the chat-logs. PJ refused and as a result the veracity couldn't be established and they walked.

This is one of the creepy fucks who got away with it. He's cute though, built good.

Point is, the video is good enough evidence for me and you - but if a slimey lawyer is trying to create a tiny bit of doubt then it would be easy to do this without getting access to records that are all but guaranteed to be legitimate.
Great take. My counter to it is, could the mexican ex/cuck possibly give his video over to the cops and have the meta data extracted? I mean is that a viable way to define the sender? I mean maybe the Gunt is stupid enough to not have used a VPN or something similar and his IP/device ID is imprinted on it lol. If he were hacked the source would be another imo. I also think that he will absolutely win the criminal injunction but not a civil one, I just have a sense that the Vikcers are doings things slowly and one step at the time in order to maximize results.
 

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1. Sorry but you sound like a disgruntled faggot, fact.
Elric got called out by Null for being a gay retard and got banned so why you're bringing this up again and as the first point in your argument is beyond me and sounds like petty drama.

2. We know, these reasons are partly why there's a thread on her

3. You say fact but provide no proof of this, please share the proof or else people will think you're a faggot with these whiny effort posts

4. No one gives a shit about PPP or Godwinson covering this, if anything people are pissed off both those retards tried derailing any legitimacy of the leaks with their gayfabe bullshit that caters to people with autism.

5. Didn't read

6. New Accounts are created when shit like this (Legal Action, Sex Tape, etc.) is mentioned on the Front Page, happens every time. Sock accounts are going to happen to, can't stop that either. If they post bullshit, people usually pick up on it anyway...

The only reason I've responded is because you've been trying to push this narrative for weeks now with zero evidence and it's getting tiresome.
Hell, you even tried pulling this retardation on Null's Mad at the Internet Live Chat...
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I find it funny that all of PPP’s kitties have an issue with content being about Alogging Ralph.

They go to every stream/premier, they are in group dms with him. One quit the farms over how the leaks was being trickled into the thread. Sad tho one of them used to alog Ralph before getting so close to the sacred cow, twas a true effort poster before getting so close :(.

I legit wouldn’t want PPP or Godwinson to cover this. They don’t handle things with accuracy they put on plays, and if you like that sorta thing that is fine.. but I like to see what’s real or not.

I would love for Fai to say something directly but if she has lawyered up they would tell her to not post on social media.
 

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Maybe, but I get the vibe he doesn't want to become a father at all, it was fun when he got to "own the aylawgz" with photos and such but soon after he went dead quiet about it. And I can see why. A kid would ruin him. Either he Faith relapses into retardation and goes back to him, in which case he couldn't do what he does while raising a kid, which is why he wanted this weird set-up where Faith would get a job supporting the household and May would take care of the kid.

Or Faith doesn't go back to him in which case she has her grip around his money for the next 18 years unless he wants to go to jail.
yeah its clear now no part of him wants to be a dad its just even other white trash ive seen who exploit their kids even still have at least part of them that for at least selfish or immoral reasons want the kid, ethan isnt even that level of relatable, he wouldnt even make the kid go to trans beauty pageants for cash hed just skull fuck it with a knife until it died so it wouldnt make him get off the couch every once in a while
 

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Please confine your a-logging to Ethan Oliver Ralph and/or Gator
Sorry but you sound like a disgruntled faggot, fact.

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Maybe it is you who is the disgruntled faggot Xander. Are you still all blowing each other in a group chat? "Oh Elric you are amazing, every is just jealous." "Who would possibly leak our incredibly sensitive, top secret, information!" You know Null was reading this shit the whole time right? "Don't ask questions!" "It's all real, Faith told me!" "Faith is a goddess!" "That evil Gunt man is going to jail!" You all gave me a good chuckle, but seriously it's time to come back to planet earth, stop acting like this is Reddit.
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BOLDYSPICY! and Crystal Golem get a pass, they aren't nearly as committed to this larp.

Also Pig Clips is a psycho stalking cunt. Sorry that Squire didn't want to see your pork chop.
 

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JewBacca

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Yes. And also revenge porn is a registerable offense: "or, if the offense was committed on or after July 1, 2020, § 18.2-386.2." § 9.1-902. Offenses requiring registration.

Ralph cleverly committed his own offense less than six weeks after revenge porn was made a required registration offense.
Oof

Hopefully, if we have a little faith, we will be able to update the title to Registered Sex Offender. Now that would be a Loss in anyone's book.
 

MeltyTW

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Maybe it is you who is the disgruntled faggot Xander.
this is terrible
"Faith is a goddess!" "
lol ive called her a meth whore and i was among the first to point that out when the thread thought she was a more normal girl, you keep derailing with trying to disprove old info that no one is talking about and that doesnt even effect the trial like you seem to think it does.

edit point out shes not as much as a victim of the gunt before the meth cuck incident i mean not among the first to point out she was on meth
 

JewBacca

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ohh right, i always forget that the land of the free is full of commies...
I know its off topic, what bothers me most about the 21 age restriction of cigarettes and alcohol is, if you are old enough to be drafted or enlist in the military, to the point we will pay you to go kill impoverished darkies around the world, you should be able to have a smoke and a beer after doing it. Seems only fair.