Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets (+ Fediverse spergouts) - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

Well this has been a long time coming:

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[Vuedou]

Well, well, well, Ralph burns a bridge with one of his long time friends, who would have guessed this?!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Jim's going on Gator? But not on with Ralph?

Is that some sort of a 5D troll because people kept accusing him of gunt guarding?

 

[NodAffirmative]

This really is like Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, except it's Ethan Ralph vs. his Internet Friends. Slowly destroying his online relationships, starting with the nameless fans, then going for years-long buddies like Warski, and Gator being the final boss.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I dislike Warski, but he is right on the button here.

I want him to drop the Miami Nectar - the world deserves to KNOW!!

Do it for the paypigs Ralph betrayed Warski, do it for the PAYPIGS.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I'd like to point out that back when bloodsports was relevant, Warski had by far the best show. In fact, if it wasn't for Warski's success, Ralph probably wouldn't be shit today. I'd go as far as to say that Warski MADE Ethan Ralph.

Now years later, Ralph's entire show is just a cheap imitation of Warski's 2017 content. While Warski may have had some hard times since then, he still has way more dignity than Ralph just by virtue of not being a morbidly obese laughing stock. I'm surprised it took him this long to ditch the Gunt.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This is incredibly rich coming from Ralph, a man who blocks anyone who is even mildly critical of him on Twitter, a place he retreats to so that only his followers can reply to him and suckle upon the Memphis Micro.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

This is the IBS Showdown we should have had over 3 years ago... Brothers, it's time to break free from this purgatory

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'd like to point out that back when bloodsports was relevant, Warski had by far the best show. In fact, if it wasn't for Warski's success, Ralph probably wouldn't be shit today. I'd go as far as to say that Warski MADE Ethan Ralph.

Now years later, Ralph's entire show is just a cheap imitation of Warski's 2017 content. While Warski may have had some hard times since then, he still has way more dignity than Ralph just by virtue of not being a morbidly obese laughing stock. I'm surprised it took him this long to ditch the Gunt.

Ralph hijacked IBS for his own purpose and has clung to it's dead corpse like the parasite he is. He was still in jail when it first started and was getting big. Ironically enough when he first started getting involved is when a lot of the problems started to emerge.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph hijacked IBS for his own purpose and has clung to it's dead corpse like the parasite he is. He was still in jail when it first started and was getting big. Ironically enough when he first started getting involved is when a lot of the problems started to emerge.

The Killstream has declared itself "The Gold Standard for Bloodsports" and if that's the case, Bloodsports is apparently dry boring repetitive debates by two people who are terminally online rightwing spergs.

Bloodsports was no such thing, it was either getting on two opposing voices with genuine antipathy for each other and allowing them to go at in for an audience of speds and spergs, or some autistic schmuck like Pedo Ross or Mundane Matt being pilloried live for the amusement of others.

This fat wigger has effectively declared himself the king of something that doesn't even exist anymore. It's like calling yourself Julius Caesar a millennium after the fall of Rome. Pathetic.

 

[Fannyscum]

Please please please let it happen:

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[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Please please please let it happen:
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Just like the PPP vs Ralph fight
Just like the Weight Loss Competition
They will stream about it for donations and then never mention it again

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Please please please let it happen:
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I'm conflicted on this. I know Ralph isn't afraid to fight people. But I doubt he'll actually go through with it. I know warski will show up as, despite warski's faults he can at least show up to a fight.

I hope warski starts to have success with his content and channel again. It seems like when people are freed from the gunt they get more prosperous. Also it would cause Ralph maximum seethe if Andy started being successful again

 

[FFinfo]

I'm conflicted on this. I know Ralph isn't afraid to fight people. But I doubt he'll actually go through with it. I know warski will show up as, despite warski's faults he can at least show up to a fight.

I hope warski starts to have success with his content and channel again. It seems like when people are freed from the gunt they get more prosperous. Also it would cause Ralph maximum seethe if Andy started being successful again

Andy's demanding $25,000 to fight anyway, so it's a dud.

 

[ClipBitch]

Burning bridges with Ralph has thus far been a good thing for everyone involved. I'm going to laugh so hard if this breakup causes Andy to suddenly start becoming successful again.

Edit: Also, I wouldn't be surprised if PPP is involved in the background. He's been prodding Andy to drop Ralph for years. I bet they'll come out and do anti-ralph things together at some point.

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph has such a depressing vibe about him that it washes off on to anyone who associates with him.

Andy sounded reborn on Flamenco's show, now that he has shed the Gunt.

 

[Fannyscum]

Don't you dare suggest that Flamenco is getting higher numbers than Ralph:

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Of course he was going to respond on Twitter eventually:

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Ralph responded to one of Porsalin's tweets but deleted it quickly afterwards, someone on Twitter grabbed a screenshot:

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I hope Styx isn’t joining in studio; Ralph’s bound to mistake him for Meigh and give him a knuckle sandwich for breathing wrong.

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I can just see Meigh saying “That’s about all folks peace out” in that photo.

Burning bridges with Ralph has thus far been a good thing for everyone involved. I'm going to laugh so hard if this breakup causes Andy to suddenly start becoming successful again.

Edit: Also, I wouldn't be surprised if PPP is involved in the background. He's been prodding Andy to drop Ralph for years. I bet they'll come out and do anti-ralph things together at some point.

Burning the bridge with Ralph hasn’t been successful for Rand. He still streams full time to less than 50 people. He brings in maybe 10 dollars a day to his wife and he clearly doesn’t watch his kid when the kid is doing online school. If anything online school for Rands kid is watching reruns of TRS.

PPP is making Warski into his new Surfer. The Pires need to be ready for PPP to move in and destroy their toilets.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I'm conflicted on this. I know Ralph isn't afraid to fight people. But I doubt he'll actually go through with it. I know warski will show up as, despite warski's faults he can at least show up to a fight.

Warski already showed up at that fight with Donga ready to go.

Last time Ralph showed up to fight he got wailed on by a few people and his pants fell down. Not the most impressive showing.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph would never agree to a fight because his height would be measured.