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[Shiversblood]

A new show on HBO comes on tonight. It has Zendaya on it. She was on the shows, shake it up, and, K.C undercover. The show is going to have mature content. In the show zendaya dates a transsexual woman a male to female transsexual, who still has penis. And it says the show will show erect cocks a lot. One scene will show 30 cocks at once.

 

[Rand /pol/]

a transsexual woman a male to female transsexual, who still has penis.

*cough* somari1996 *cough*

 

[eldri]

This show is the high school experience every blue check mark on twitter has a wet dream about.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

its gonna destroy the childrens BRAINS

 

[BoingoTango]

A new show on HBO comes on tonight. It has Zendaya on it. She was on the shows, shake it up, and, K.C undercover. The show is going to have mature content. In the show zendaya dates a transsexual woman a male to female transsexual, who still has penis. And it says the show will show erect cocks a lot. One scene will show 30 cocks at once.

OH WOW 30 COCKS AT ONCE?!?!?


I CAN'T WAIT TO TUNE IN!!!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

One scene will show 30 cocks at once.

That's nothing, I was offered 100 Sonichu cocks last night in preparation for the merge.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

OH WOW 30 COCKS AT ONCE?!‽?


I CAN'T WAIT TO TUNE IN!!!

OZ had way more cocks on screen at once and it was a phenomenal show. So If amount of cocks is your only quality metric then it should be pretty good.

 

[Okkervils]

One scene will show 30 cocks at once.

Are they feminine cocks or male cocks?

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

will trent be making a cameo appearance?

 

[Flustercuck]

will trent be making a cameo appearance?

no, but his anus will

 

[Gordon Cole]

I was gonna make a thread on this show, but @Shiversblood writing the OP is just too perfect lol.

Anyways, this is HBO's new painfully edgy teen drama that has Zendaya getting with a troon, a fat girl and a scene with thirty dicks:

It's created by the director of the similarly edgy/woke Assassination Nation, which also had a troon in it.

Yeah, "woke and edgy" doesn't do it for me personally, and A24 producing this is personally disappointing.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Apparently some homophobe quit so they recast him

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

a scene with thirty dicks:

That wasn't just more Shiversblood nonsense? Jesus Christ.

I know nothing about this show other than that I saw an ad basically saying that it was replacing Game of Thrones and my first thought was "well this is an immediate downgrade."

It's created by the director of the similarly edgy/woke Assassination Nation, which also had a troon in it.

I'm surprised that director even found work after the box office nuke that movie was. Even moreso that this is what HBO expects will retain Game of Thrones' numbers.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm surprised that director even found work after the box office nuke that movie was. Even moreso that this is what HBO expects will retain Game of Thrones' numbers.

When your dad made several movies for HBO, it's not hard to find work. I guess someone has to fill the void Max Landis left.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

When your dad made several movies for HBO, it's not hard to find work. I guess someone has to fill the void Max Landis left.

Goddamn Hollywood nepotism.

 

[The Shadow]

Oh good, more of Hollywood trying to normalize excessive drug use and risky sex under the guise of "this is REAL, man!" by people that haven't been teenagers since The A-Team was new.

I sometimes get the hunch that the reason we get so much "edgy" and "boundary pushing" entertainment out of Hollywood lately, especially in the realm of television, is that it's such a sewer of depravity where exploitation, fakeness, and backstabbing are expected and encouraged, and they've pushed us to accept that such a thing is "real". For Hollywood, maybe a morally bankrupt, corrupt and perverse lifestyle is real. There's enough cultural leeway for showing this stuff that they can just pull the veneer of respectability off and parade around the world as they know it...or how they think it should be.

Hollywood also likes to simultaneously entertain two conflicting arguments: "Entertainment has no negative effect on peoples minds", and "Entertainment can be a force for positive change". So it's become the Stoner Dude you knew in High School claiming that weed is a wonder drug with zero side effects.

I can't use a Spidey avatar after that rant. Back to the Shadows for me...

 

[Spatula]

Is it like a HBO rule to have at least one episode with full frontal male nudity?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Is it like a HBO rule to have at least one episode with full frontal male nudity?

idk but if troons are mandatory now then an irl troon snatch should be too. Like Jazz's destroyed hole. BECAUSE IT'S REAL DUDE

 

[Takodachi]

I legit thought for a moment they were gonna license the hentai and got a bit excited.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I've never seen such a rich premises for a show where all it would take would be an incurable STD outbreak to send society into apocalypse mode.

You could have all the drama of the black plague with a modern setting. Some real good body horror moments where characters slowly morph into quasimodo due to assorted STDs.