Chucklefuck made a pretty good video today whining about his rust bucket van falling apart and Rene's mother calling the sheriff on him. Rene's real family couldn't get ahold of him for a while and decided to call in a well-being check. He says that he changed his phone number a while back because of a "good for nothing" internet troll on kiwifarms who gave out his number. I'm assuming he was talking about me since I posted it a while back. I feel offended about what he called me. I am not good for nothing and now my feelings are hurt. I weep.
Notice the hand brace his doctor gave him. The doctor claims he has tendentious, presumably from masturbating way too much with the same hand.
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