Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Willard's on the Cart
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Bob is always claiming that we are a Christian nation based on biblical laws and the 10 commandments. Lets see if Bob is correct, or full of shit.

First Commandment: Thou shall have no other Gods before me.
Sorry Bob, in the USA we are free to, and encouraged to, believe and worship any God we please (or none at all).
Bob, you're wrong

Second Commandment: Thou shall not make any graven images.
No laws in the U.S. whatsoever about this nonsense.
Bob, you're wrong

Third Commandment: Thou shall not take the name of your God in vain. Fuck your sky fairy Bob. No law against me saying that.
Bob, you're wrong

Fourth Commandment: Remember the sabbath and keep it holy. Not even Bob pays any attention to this dribble.
Bob, you're wrong

Fifth Commandment: Honor your mother and father. Although certainly a noble thing to do, by no means is it a law in our country
Bob, you're wrong

Sixth Commandment: Thou shall not murder. Certainly against our laws, but I'm pretty sure we could figure that one out on our own, just like every other belief system has.
Bob, you're mostly wrong.

Seventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adultery. Certainly not a good way to live your life but then again, not against U.S. law.
Bob, you're wrong.

Eighth Commandment: thou shall not steal. Definitely against our laws but again all societies have figured this one out.
Side note.....Bob steals money from the taxpayers every month by refusing to work.
Bob, you're mostly wrong.

Ninth Commandment: you shall not bear false witness. Lying is only a crime under oath.
Bob, you're mostly wrong.

Tenth Commandment: Thou shall not covet. Most people get ahead in life by coveting what others have. No U.S. laws against coveting anything.
Bob, you're wrong.

Sounds like Bob is full of shit.
We are not a Christian nation, and it's a good thing we are not. If it was, we would be stoning children, homosexuals, people who worked on the sabbath, non christians, non virgins (females only, of course), adulterers, disobedient children, etc, etc. Hell, they even stoned animals.

Think about it Bob, you know I'm right.
 

Toasty

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Bob is always claiming that we are a Christian nation based on biblical laws and the 10 commandments. Lets see if Bob is correct, or full of shit.

First Commandment: Thou shall have no other Gods before me.
Sorry Bob, in the USA we are free to, and encouraged to, believe and worship any God we please (or none at all).
Bob, you're wrong

Second Commandment: Thou shall not make any graven images.
No laws in the U.S. whatsoever about this nonsense.
Bob, you're wrong

Third Commandment: Thou shall not take the name of your God in vain. Fuck your sky fairy Bob. No law against me saying that.
Bob, you're wrong

Fourth Commandment: Remember the sabbath and keep it holy. Not even Bob pays any attention to this dribble.
Bob, you're wrong

Fifth Commandment: Honor your mother and father. Although certainly a noble thing to do, by no means is it a law in our country
Bob, you're wrong

Sixth Commandment: Thou shall not murder. Certainly against our laws, but I'm pretty sure we could figure that one out on our own, just like every other belief system has.
Bob, you're mostly wrong.

Seventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adultery. Certainly not a good way to live your life but then again, not against U.S. law.
Bob, you're wrong.

Eighth Commandment: thou shall not steal. Definitely against our laws but again all societies have figured this one out.
Side note.....Bob steals money from the taxpayers every month by refusing to work.
Bob, you're mostly wrong.

Ninth Commandment: you shall not bear false witness. Lying is only a crime under oath.
Bob, you're mostly wrong.

Tenth Commandment: Thou shall not covet. Most people get ahead in life by coveting what others have. No U.S. laws against coveting anything.
Bob, you're wrong.

Sounds like Bob is full of shit.
We are not a Christian nation, and it's a good thing we are not. If it was, we would be stoning children, homosexuals, people who worked on the sabbath, non christians, non virgins (females only, of course), adulterers, disobedient children, etc, etc. Hell, they even stoned animals.

Think about it Bob, you know I'm right.
Not only that, but Bob violates most of them.
1: have no other gods before God.
Bob worships himself, as evidenced by his announcing his phony credentials in front of every video and wearing his stupid "emergency man" costume whenever he leaves the house.
2: graven images. Constantly reproduces images of himself hoping others will respect them.
3: taking the name of God in vain. Regularly talks about how God will punish people he doesn't like, and says, disapprovingly " God have mercy on their souls", as if God is his to command.
4: remember the sabbath, blah blah blah. We can't accuse him of working on the sabbath, because God knows his lazy fat ass hasn't bothered to work in years. However, we do know that he goes shopping, to the food pantry,gets other people to fix his junkers, roof and grease traps in the Lord's day with no compunction.
5: honor your mother and father.
Please. Bob has made it clear that he hated his father. Ever since he was little and daddy wouldn't give him a quarter to buy a fake police or fire chief badge out of the gumball machine at the post office, all the way up to when dad chose his new family to leave his trailer and tupperware to when he died.
6: you will not kill.
Every one knows he tried to burn up Willard in his trailer, and has been slowly killing Rene for years.
7: adultery.
Divorced, had bisexual threesomes, currently living in sin.
8: steal.
Bob steals from taxpayers and lives beyond his means by paying for dumb shit, like monthly subscriptions to prepaid legal services, cable service for one channel, doesn't make routine home maintenance, but instead waits for complete failure, then expects insurance to pay up, thus driving the price up for everyone else. As I mentioned, spends money on stupid shit, like doomer supplies from disgraced televangelists, then has no money for food, and steals it from the people who actually need it at food pantries.
9:bear false witness.
Bob presents himself as a PhD. An emergency responder. A weather and traffic correspondent. He is none of these things.
10: covet.
In Bob's amazing video where he discusses how grateful he is for everything he has through the grace of God through Jesus or whatever, he at one point laments about how he has to run space heaters in winter and bundle up because not everyone can have nice new houses with thick walls and central heat and all that. Sounds pretty covetous to me.
I wasted way too much time on this. I need to go to bed.
 

Willard on the Cart

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I personally enjoyed the part where even his retarded ass couldn’t remember the name of his security patrol.
The look on his face at the 14 second mark is priceless!
A reminder to post the videos if they haven't already been posted instead of just responding to them:
Today he posted two CAER videos, recorded over a week ago:
Nothing too interesting. Bob shouldn't be allowed to drive imo.
I'm a bit confused. Was this filmed years ago, or is Bob too stupid to set the date on his camera?
 
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Willard's on the Cart
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You have to be impressed with the people of Carrollton. They do look out for each other.
I remember recently reading a YouTube comment about the residents in Bob's trailer park, honking their car horns twice to warn each other when Bob is roaming the grounds.
Well, at the end of his recent "sleet again" video we see that even train conductors are instructed to blast their train whistles twice if they spot the pervert outside his trailer.
As soon as he hears the alert, Bob retreats back into his tin can.

Watch Bob take stupidity to a new level today, claiming Ice Melt doesn't melt snow, just ice.


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Willard's on the Cart
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In todays video Bob brags about the new porch roof made entirely out of rolled roofing that he begged a poor Amish guy for.
My sources tell me that Bob bugged this poor Amish gentleman until he finally gave in and gave Bob free rolled roofing just to get rid of him.
Also, since Bob is a child , he had to hire a real man to install the roof. Then, I hear he wanted to pay the guy $20. They agreed on $150 when he threatened to sue Bob.
UNBELIEVABLE!!
I got this info from a very reliable source.


https://youtu.be/vNB7CnCtOt8
 
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YourUnclesDad

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Robert forced the roof man to work on Sunday. What a piece of crap. That man could've been spending the chilly Sunday with his family or even at church. Jesus would NOT approve. Also, isn't his bathroom ceiling/roof still fucked and leaking into the shower? Shouldn't he be repairing the roof he actually lives under instead of something that covers the porch? He probably just doesn't wanna give up those free showers.
 
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