Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan - Developer of Yandere Simulator from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes

What will happen to Yansim?

  • Alex works less and less on his game as he rides out his tugboat

    Votes: 465 47.4%
  • Alex drops the game and becomes a fulltime streamer

    Votes: 164 16.7%
  • Alex opens up a Kickstarter that will fail because of gremlins (no refunds)

    Votes: 219 22.3%
  • Alex adds more useless features asking for more money

    Votes: 414 42.2%
  • Alex goes full skitzo drawing crayon comics about his battles with gremlins

    Votes: 117 11.9%
  • Alex takes all the criticism to heart and improve his life

    Votes: 23 2.3%
  • Alex will troon out becoming Alexia

    Votes: 265 27.0%
  • Alex does a flip

    Votes: 163 16.6%

  • Total voters
    981

Onion Boi

I bit the onion.
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So, instead of having Info-chan telling you what to do step-by-step, you get to read the same information in a 5 minute long shitty "anime"?
Maybe if the anime was more subtle about these more creative methods of murder, it'd probably be an OK addition to the game, but it's still just a step-by-step process bogged down by awful writing.
I actually think the info-chan method is better, just on the basis that it's not a hassle to deal with.
 

ono

total fuckwit
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Finally back after realising I was logged out and needed to change my password.

Alex, if I wanted to listen to something that sounds like it's out of a hentai, I'd go fucking watch a hentai. View attachment 682237
It mainly sounds like that because Michaela Laws has a power fantasy for voicing femme fatales despite being a fat fuck.
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This is the character Laws voices herself in two of the games she made. Doesn't surprise me that she can't do a fully innocent voice without awkwardly slipping into demon thot voice.
Either that or Alex requested it to sound that way because it's just another part of his weird high school murder fetish game that everyone is supposed to take both srsly and not, akin to Schrodinger's cat.
 

LibertyPrime

Fake internet lawyer
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He's going to use the life note to electrocute all the gremlins it's just foreshadowing, if only he could learn to code

All of his patreon money is going to buying more inbox space because of the onslaughts of emails he gets ... if only he didn't have to read every single one if only he could devote 100% like he said! ;_;
 
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SolarSickle

Now with 20% less edge
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It mainly sounds like that because Michaela Laws has a power fantasy for voicing femme fatales despite being a fat fuck.
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This is the character Laws voices herself in two of the games she made. Doesn't surprise me that she can't do a fully innocent voice without awkwardly slipping into demon thot voice.
Either that or Alex requested it to sound that way because it's just another part of his weird high school murder fetish game that everyone is supposed to take both srsly and not, akin to Schrodinger's cat.
I looked it up, she really did create a game called "Seduce Me" which is basically a reverse dating sim. Nothing you said is wrong, but let's be fair and give credit where it is due.

Seduce Me is a finished game
Seduce Me is currently available on Steam
Seduce Me is free (you only pay if you want the CDs of the in-game music, which is reasonable)
Seduce Me was developed, written and voice acted (partially) by the same person
Seduce Me properly credits everyone who worked on it
Seduce Me has a 9/10 rating on Steam
Can Alex say any of that about his ga-... sandbo-... dem-... V-slice? No he can't. That's the bitter irony here: his primary voice actress (who does it for free when the project is clearly for-profit) is a more competent game developer than he is.
 

DungeonMaster

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because it's just another part of his weird high school murder fetish game that everyone is supposed to take both srsly and not, akin to Schrodinger's cat.
Because anime tends to have sudden whiplashes in tone and a very tenuous grasp on how human emotions work, western writers can hide behind anime inspiration as way to make their stories tonally inconsistent - if critics say it's illogical and unbelievable, they can tell them it's not meant to be taken seriously, and at all other circumstances, when their fans are praising them, they expect their work to be taken seriously, while being simultaneously juvenile and sexually explicit the other 75% of the time. "It's like anime, so I shouldn't even bother establishinh a consistent tone!"
 

OhNoez_account

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So super random change of topic, but I actually got into a conversation with Alex a few weeks ago on Reddit. You can read the whole thing if you want, but besides the part I highlighted, it's pretty boring. The reason I'm posting this is that I find it rather shocking that Alex admitted he didn't like how young his audience is and wanted to change it; especially considering I'm not only a total stranger, but also someone he banned for being a gosh darn gremlin!

Really though, I was actually surprised. I always assumed Alex secretly liked how young his audience is considering they're the only ones donating their sweet, sweet :gold:
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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Really though, I was actually surprised. I always assumed Alex secretly liked how young his audience is considering they're the only ones donating their sweet, sweet :gold:
Adults have more money and Alex's Patreon is on decline. The problem is that adults is not that easy to trick with a video about "those fucking gremlins", even if they play this buggy mess in the first place.
 

DOGFARM

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It mainly sounds like that because Michaela Laws has a power fantasy for voicing femme fatales despite being a fat fuck.
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This is the character Laws voices herself in two of the games she made. Doesn't surprise me that she can't do a fully innocent voice without awkwardly slipping into demon thot voice.
Either that or Alex requested it to sound that way because it's just another part of his weird high school murder fetish game that everyone is supposed to take both srsly and not, akin to Schrodinger's cat.
She gets drawn like this
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C@rrotCake

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It mainly sounds like that because Michaela Laws has a power fantasy for voicing femme fatales despite being a fat fuck.
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This is the character Laws voices herself in two of the games she made. Doesn't surprise me that she can't do a fully innocent voice without awkwardly slipping into demon thot voice.
Either that or Alex requested it to sound that way because it's just another part of his weird high school murder fetish game that everyone is supposed to take both srsly and not, akin to Schrodinger's cat.
Her voice acting has always sounded the exact same no matter what direction she's given if any at all they all sound like the same person and thatd but fine if the voice was a good one but everytime she speaks it's sounds like a really bad porno is about to start

She sounds like she's trying too hard to be seductive
 

Lexi62

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I know I've jumped on this a bit late, been too busy with college to read these forums...but...I really don't get how he thought of someone needing help getting a box cutter out of a cardboard box was clever...you'd have to be pretty exceptional to get it stuck that well or weaker than an infant. Surely he could have come up with something better? Like you could drop a weapon and someone could find it and put it where it belongs.

And the Life Note thing...although yes it's...not done all that well, it's better than Info-Chan the walkthrough.
 

C@rrotCake

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The box cutter thing is so flawed from the get go surely Alex saw the billion plot holes this would create and didnt give enough of a shit to come up with something else

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to know that

  1. Even if they took the box cutter that wouldnt mean they committed the murder all the police would have to do is interrogate them and they'd know Ayano asked them to take the weapon
  2. Ayano has no alibi up until this point so she'd instantly become the prime suspect
  3. Even if she lied about where she was there'd be no one to corroborate her story because shes a loser with no friends
  4. There are cameras all around the school so theyd be able to confirm the students story no matter how shitty their reputation is you cant deny evidence
  5. Ayano is acting super fucking suspicious carrying around a box with a knife in it asking some random person whos shes not interacted with up until this point
All this would do is help the cops solve the case quicker.
 

Orhahine

I'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com
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I’m not sure if anyone has brought this up before, but why is that the person Alex follows on Twitter is JonTron. Not any of his volunteers, not any other game developers, not any youtubers that make videos about his game, it’s just jontron. It just seems so kinda weird to me.
He's stated in the past that he looks up to JonTron and that Jon is his 'senpai'. He also said this

If my Senpai rejected my game, then my shame would manifest into physical matter and take the shape of a Tantō sword.

On the box cutter note, while it's flawed in a LOT of ways, it does have some kind of potential. He could just change it up a bit (e.g asking a student to open a box for her) and it would be somewhat more believable. The only other main issue, as said above, is the alibi of the student, but that can be worked as well (send the student away, kill someone and boom they have no alibi).


It has potential but Alex is so lazy that he can't be bothered to code a better explanation of how it should play out
 
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