Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan - Developer of Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes

What will happen to Yansim?

  • Alex works less and less on his game as he rides out his tugboat

    Votes: 504 46.5%
  • Alex drops the game and becomes a fulltime streamer

    Votes: 178 16.4%
  • Alex opens up a Kickstarter that will fail because of gremlins (no refunds)

    Votes: 240 22.1%
  • Alex adds more useless features asking for more money

    Votes: 457 42.2%
  • Alex goes full skitzo drawing crayon comics about his battles with gremlins

    Votes: 127 11.7%
  • Alex takes all the criticism to heart and improve his life

    Votes: 25 2.3%
  • Alex will troon out becoming Alexia

    Votes: 297 27.4%
  • Alex does a flip

    Votes: 184 17.0%

  • Total voters
    1,084

C@rrotCake

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Alex is an artist's worst nightmare dear lord

I always found it rather irritating he has a full list of like 30 different expectations to make your work is "good enough"

And what does he offer in return for his numerous demands?

FUCK ALL you don't get shit for helping him not even exposure he's bad at crediting anyone that isn't Mullberry so you don't even get exposure

And nobody would ever put ANYTHING he asks of them in their portfolio if they wanna get hired.
 
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vertexwindi

Diddy in space, even though he's not
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Eh, it's not a bad intro. It's clearly framed, short and to the point and there's no shit dialogue. If only the gratuitous amount of gore didn't make it so cheesy.
 
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ducktales4gameboy

git branch -d giant_boobs
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That mech model being justified by ‘it doesn’t need a walking animation’ isn’t going to offset the fact that it’d be huge comparative to other students and completely fuck up the pathfinding.

It’s also amusing to me that there’s a bipedal Robocop-type mech (can’t remember the name of the mech itself) in the giant pack of assets that unity provides to people to use completely free that comes with a complete set of animations and is roughly the proportions of a fat 6’ human. Retexturing or light retopologizing of that would take maybe an hour tops.
 

LiquidKid

If Lions Like It, You Know It’s Bad.
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Alex is an artist's worst nightmare dear lord

I always found it rather irritating he has a full list of like 30 different expectations to make your work is "good enough"

And what does he offer in return for his numerous demands?

FUCK ALL you don't get shit for helping him not even exposure he's bad at crediting anyone that isn't Mullberry so you don't even get exposure

And nobody would ever put ANYTHING he asks of them in their portfolio if they wanna get hired.
Speaking of artists worst nightmare, has he paid anyone who did the art for the merch? Shirts, body pillow, I think he has a poster etc. or did he just take their art to profit off it without any compensation or credit?
 

Erica

resident shitlord
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Alex is an artist's worst nightmare dear lord

I always found it rather irritating he has a full list of like 30 different expectations to make your work is "good enough"

And what does he offer in return for his numerous demands?

FUCK ALL you don't get shit for helping him not even exposure he's bad at crediting anyone that isn't Mullberry so you don't even get exposure

And nobody would ever put ANYTHING he asks of them in their portfolio if they wanna get hired.
Actually, he doesn’t even want you putting the work you’ve done in a portfolio unless it’s shown up in a released build.

Now, this is extremely standard for paid projects, and it’s not exactly unusual for someone heading a free project to make this request as well. But it doesn’t make it any less shitty; there’s no timeline on how long he’s going to take to get your content in the game, so you’re not even getting “exposure” really. But there’s also nothing stopping you from releasing the content anyway. He doesn’t want to do contacts or NDAs.

I sort of liked the intro cutscene better prior to these animations. I don’t think he’s that bad at graphic design to be honest, and that the motion graphics intro was more effective. Adding in Senpai and some other things, but primarily keeping it motion graphics, would have made for a stronger intro in my opinion... but it’s not the worst thing ever, I suppose.
 
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