Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan - Developer of Osana from 2014 till September 2020, Crowdfunding Soon

What will happen to Yansim?

  • Alex works less and less on his game as he rides out his tugboat

    Votes: 1,298 43.4%
  • Alex drops the game and becomes a fulltime streamer

    Votes: 422 14.1%
  • Alex opens up a Kickstarter that will fail because of gremlins (no refunds)

    Votes: 572 19.1%
  • Alex adds more useless features asking for more money

    Votes: 1,096 36.6%
  • Alex goes full skitzo drawing crayon comics about his battles with gremlins

    Votes: 334 11.2%
  • Alex takes all the criticism to heart and improve his life

    Votes: 69 2.3%
  • Alex will troon out becoming Alexia

    Votes: 820 27.4%
  • Alex does a flip

    Votes: 670 22.4%

  • Total voters
    2,993

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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So do we all agree that we have enough evidence that "cannotgoogleme" is indeed our favorite incel manchild Alex Mahan? Who knew that when we thought we were kidding about him spending shekels on custom sex dolls he would really stoop that low?
There is one final evidence, that I can't check, because I'm a smartphone nigger. We need to be 100 percent sure, that Can't Google Me posted this after the link between EvaXephon and Lunar Scythe had been found. Like day to day, because he couldn't say that before that link had been found. Not sure if we have archives of all Alex's posts from 4 Chan though.
 

Cast Away

People don't like mirrors, they like filters.
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There is one final evidence, that I can't check, because I'm a smartphone nigger. We need to be 100 percent sure, that Can't Google Me posted this after the link between EvaXephon and Lunar Scythe had been found. Like day to day, because he couldn't say that before that link had been found. Not sure if we have archives of all Alex's posts from 4 Chan though.
Alex posted a request for his "Not_Depressed_Anymore" account on Gaia to be deleted on Sep 22 2014 because people were googling his EvaXephon username and finding out he was the same cringy loser who would spam his shitty streams on 4chan. You can assume then that people had already to start to sniff out his old identity earlier than that.

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Meanwhile, check the "cannotgoogleme" post a few replies up posted by @Sempai . The account was registed on October 29th 2014 (more than a month later), and the post was made on October 30th 2014.

Lolcows always try to hide their identities using sockpuppets and alts but always fail because they just can't help themselves but have their undesirable qualities and egoes emanate from the computer screen like a greasy lantern.
 

Zyxia

Beautiful girl in a beautiful world
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Alex posted a request for his "Not_Depressed_Anymore" account on Gaia to be deleted on Sep 22 2014 because people were googling his EvaXephon username and finding out he was the same cringy loser who would spam his shitty streams on 4chan. You can assume then that people had already to start to sniff out his old identity earlier than that.

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Meanwhile, check the "cannotgoogleme" post a few replies up posted by @Sempai . The account was registed on October 29th 2014 (more than a month later), and the post was made on October 30th 2014.

Lolcows always try to hide their identities using sockpuppets and alts but always fail because they just can't help themselves but have their undesirable qualities and egoes emanate from the computer screen like a greasy lantern.
Ah yes, I remember way back reading all his cringy gaia online shit. Good times, and by good times, I wish I could bleach it from my memory.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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Alex posted a request for his "Not_Depressed_Anymore" account on Gaia to be deleted on Sep 22 2014 because people were googling his EvaXephon username and finding out he was the same cringy loser who would spam his shitty streams on 4chan. You can assume then that people had already to start to sniff out his old identity earlier than that.

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Meanwhile, check the "cannotgoogleme" post a few replies up posted by @Sempai . The account was registed on October 29th 2014 (more than a month later), and the post was made on October 30th 2014.

Lolcows always try to hide their identities using sockpuppets and alts but always fail because they just can't help themselves but have their undesirable qualities and egoes emanate from the computer screen like a greasy lantern.
Thank you, now I have no doubts. And, oh boy, how wrong I was.

I doubt Nintendo will start selling Samus real dolls anytime soon, Alex. :story:
Edit: Holy fuck, watch this video now with all this new information and try not to laugh.
 
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DieselBoogaloo

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Does anyone have the post archived of when the YanSim subreddit admins confirmed they had sold it to Alex? I think it's time to update the original post with the Gremlin Chimpout vid, the subreddit fiasco, and now the fucking SEX DOLL.
I wouldn't consider the doll thing to be confirmed yet. It's very, very likely that it was him, but I'd like to see some more concrete proof.
A photo of his bedroom from that era, or at least a photo of him with that polka dot blanket would be enough for me.
 

Kaede Did Nothing Wrong

True & Honest Fan
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I cannot stop laughing at that torso story. holy god imagining any part of that is funny. as much as I want this to be Alex tho I'm somewhat skeptical. it's totally possible, and the zip code is a great find, would just like something more.
How many people who love Zero Suit Samus, like NGE and call a pink-haired anime girl "Mai Waifu" can exist on a single planet?
among a population of people with no life experience outside of the small pool of media they consume, and the same forums they read, probably a lot tbh. seriously afflicted weebs have no personality of their own. both metroid and evangelion are very mainstream so what he says about them would have to be pretty specific to be convincing imo.

if it is him then this is either an astonishing needle in the haystack pull or you work at the NSA lol
 

I'mFedupWithThisWorld

Done With All this Liberal Bullshit
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I can't find it, but someone on /cow/ mentioned a screenshot of some YanSim code floating around that was full of else if statements. Would explain why the game runs like shit.
And why I cannot get the framerate higher than 21 fps.

Honestly the only reason I played the game was to make hilarious poses and add text to it. I just liked fucking around and killing people in bizarre creative ways but he keeps adding new features that make it exceedingly difficult to enjoy doing that.
 
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Cast Away

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among a population of people with no life experience outside of the small pool of media they consume, and the same forums they read, probably a lot tbh. seriously afflicted weebs have no personality of their own. both metroid and evangelion are very mainstream so what he says about them would have to be pretty specific to be convincing imo.

if it is him then this is either an astonishing needle in the haystack pull or you work at the NSA lol
Metroid is mainstream yes, but Alex's obsession with Zero Suit Samus is on another level. In fact, this gave me an idea. Since we dug up the sex doll forum Alex is active on, what other mediums is this manchild also on? Perhaps a "Zero Suit Samus is my Waifu" forum?
 

Funny_Name69

We’ve got the stains to prove it!
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New blog post

He took a vacation from playing video games to play more video games.




Yup...
 

Floop

I, Scout, humbly present a toast to Miss Pauling!
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New blog post
Osana is ALMOST done, but I’m gonna play this new vidya game for 4 days instead.
 

The Reaper

Be more kind, my friends.
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Quote of the blog:
Evaxephon said:
I feel guilty taking a vacation at a point in time when Osana is at the brink of completion and everyone’s already been waiting so long for her…but I can’t help it; Code Vein’s release is as important to me as a religious event. In case you’re curious about the status of Osana/Raibaru stuff, I’ll give you some details:
And the fixes for this patch:
Evaxephon said:
  • If you are playing the game with a controller, the controller will now rumble in certain situations! (Currently, the controller will only rumble during attack animations, when you alarm a student, when the counselor slams her desk, during the game over sequence, and during a few key moments in the intro animation. It’ll probably be added to other situations in the future.)
  • The player now has the option of going into the Settings menu and enabling “Toggle” for running. This means that in order to run, you only have to tap the Shift key once, instead of permanently holding down the Shift key. (To stop running, just tap the Shift key again.)
  • Changed the nature of the cello case so that it can no longer be used for weird exploits (like blocking students’ paths, or climbing on top of it). As a result, it is possible to clip into the cello case, but this is necessary to fix exploits.
  • Added a new feature to the mech easter egg. Press the “X” button (or “F” key) to power up the mech’s weapons. This will cause your attacks to destroy parts of the environment.
  • Fixed bug that would cause a teacher to slide across the ground if they were alerted by an alarming noise while returning a dropped item to its original location.
  • Fixed bug that would cause Geiju’s subtitles to be incorrect if you spoke to him in his clubroom after he had seen you commit murder on a previous day.
  • Fixed bug that caused the player to slide backwards when attempting to ask a delinquent or student council member to remove a box cutter from a box.
  • Phone addicts will no longer use their smartphones while walking through the girls’ locker room wearing a towel.
  • Fixed bug that caused the gymnasium’s doors to push the player when opening/closing.
  • Adjusted bathroom stalls that were clipping into walls in the girls’ locker room.
  • Fixed bug that would sometimes prevent the Miyuki easter egg from triggering.
  • Yandere-chan’s ears will no longer become dark when she loses her sanity.
  • Added collision to some objects that previously lacked collision.
  • Adjusted the texture for Yandere-chan’s “lost sanity” eyes.
  • Fixed some typos.
The best three to me are the first ones:
- He designed the controls with a controller in mind, and just now has added rumble feature?
- Toggle run is to me something that just seems common place in games these days, so I don't see why it wasn't already a feature. This and the lack of toggle crouching with control are two of my biggest pet peeves. Give me the ability to hit one button and be done with it.
- I like how he admits he fixed a bug by implementing a bug. Rather than solving the issue he took the easiest way out. I wonder if it's going to be possible for the player to hide in the case now?
 

ExuseMePrincess

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Osana is ALMOST done, but I’m gonna play this new vidya game for 4 days instead.
After this long wait I dont think he cares if he takes breaks because his fans are just like " Oh of course you need to rest ou deser vit and so on" I mean I aggree to some point that Yes your health is important but DUUDE how many years this game has been on making and still not done after all the helpers and so on like It amaizes me how this man can throw his time to a well and be like " well i worked hard on this month" and game still dont have osana. So sure man have couple days of from making the game your helpers are making the game for you anyways.

- He designed the controls with a controller in mind, and just now has added rumble feature?
- I like how he admits he fixed a bug by implementing a bug. Rather than solving the issue he took the easiest way out. I wonder if it's going to be possible for the player to hide in the case
maybe he just didint know how t o code the rumble effect and now someone did that for him or he finally learned how to do it

the bug fixing isnt his pursuit so just fixing the bug with bug he is just again shooting himself on a leg and hoppefully coming up a way to fix the issue later but nice that he is noticing that he messed up.