Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan - Developer of Osana from 2014 till September 2020, Crowdfunding Soon

What will happen to Yansim?

  • Alex works less and less on his game as he rides out his tugboat

    Votes: 1,331 43.4%
  • Alex drops the game and becomes a fulltime streamer

    Votes: 436 14.2%
  • Alex opens up a Kickstarter that will fail because of gremlins (no refunds)

    Votes: 585 19.1%
  • Alex adds more useless features asking for more money

    Votes: 1,115 36.4%
  • Alex goes full skitzo drawing crayon comics about his battles with gremlins

    Votes: 337 11.0%
  • Alex takes all the criticism to heart and improve his life

    Votes: 71 2.3%
  • Alex will troon out becoming Alexia

    Votes: 836 27.3%
  • Alex does a flip

    Votes: 682 22.3%

  • Total voters
    3,064

IceGray

"Dude, where's the bus?"
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At least MikeZ has a better work ethic than Yanderedev, with regards to the tweet above.

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lolnope

His code is spaghetti but he's a money magneti!
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At least MikeZ has a better work ethic than Yanderedev, with regards to the tweet above.

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At least Mike Z HAS a work ethic. Or at least, one that lets him do something other than uploading overly long YouTube videos with repetitive information, which is what will probably happen tomorrow.
 

AcidityLiquidity

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Happy birthday, Alex Your 32nd, huh? Well, I guess we can look back on the six years from when you were 27 to when you're 32 now.
If Osana really is implemented into the game, it will have taken 6 years to get to this point - that's not something to be proud of, Alex.

I'm almost entirely sure that this may not be the case, but is YandereDev one of the lolcows with nearly 2000 pages? And is it possible that we'll hit 2000 pages before the end of 2020?

Dude is just 32? Holy cow, I would have guessed 37+ based on recent pics. What drugs is he on?
 
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Cast Away

People don't like mirrors, they like filters.
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Wow! For once when Alex is talking about why Osana isn't out yet in a public medium he didn't mention the "trolls" or the "haters." Maybe it's finally gotten through his thick lolcow skull that REE-ing at the "gremlins" and blaming others for your incompetence only makes you look even worse?

EDIT - I'm an idiot, he linked his Valentine's suicide day Tweet in the blog post
 
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Scarred Platypus

Everyday we stray further from God's light.
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What a surprise, no Osana.
For the past few years, there was always something else that took priority over Osana; putting more students in the school, making the students react to blood, implementing a save/load feature, etc.

Yeah sure dude, before the game had a functional save/load feature you were writing paragraphs of lore about an in-game anime ripoff of Madoka.
 

PrincessHomura

Kiwi of Caring and Fiery Passion
True & Honest Fan
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And just like that Alex continues to make a fool of himself and with these new "student names" and "nicknames" proves he doesn't have an original thought in his body and finally made his ripping off blatant.

I'm not really active in this thread, but that is not new at all. It must've been at least two years since he first talked about his Scooby Doo ripoffs (who I have no idea what they're doing in the game to begin with), or even more.
 

Canned Bread

Wow, they have it!
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Fixed bug that prevented long sharp weapons from spilling blood.

This wasn't even a bug, it was a logical error that resulted from a feature Alex implemented on purpose.

From the June 15th Update

Short weapons (like knives) can be concealed, so that the player can transport weapons in secrecy. However, long weapons (like baseball bats) cannot be concealed. For years, this meant that long weapons were objectively inferior to short weapons, and that there was no reason to use long weapons.

To give the player incentive to use more than one weapon type, long weapons were given an advantage; victims killed by a long weapon would not leave blood pools. However, this made long weapons too overpowered; it removed all incentive to use short weapons.

To balance the advantages/disadvantages of both weapon times, non-concealable weapons are now 5x more suspicious than concealable weapons; this means that students will notice you carrying long weapons and become alarmed 5x as quickly. This means that the player needs to be very careful and stealthy when carrying around a long weapon, or else their reputation will get annihilated quickly.

Did he just forget he implemented this, or did he realize how stupid the idea of a katana not leaving a pool of blood behind was, changed it back to how it used to work, and try to play it off like it was a bug?
 

tamago

True & Honest Fan
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What always confused me about Alex's code is that he doesn't seem to understand the SOLID principles of object-oriented programming, especially the single-responsibility principle.
That gigantic update function can be trimmed down quite a bit (in terms of line count) by defining the statements that should be executed for each circumstance as their own function and then just calling it where it "used to be" in the actual update function. Right now the update function holds all the information necessary to make the students act the way he wants them to, but he really should be breaking it down into separate functions that each have one sole purpose. It would make it a lot easier for him to debug his code. They teach this shit in introduction to programming classes in college, so why does he not know this?
 

The Cum Consumer

Gimme daddy's cummies UwU
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What always confused me about Alex's code is that he doesn't seem to understand the SOLID principles of object-oriented programming, especially the single-responsibility principle.
That gigantic update function can be trimmed down quite a bit (in terms of line count) by defining the statements that should be executed for each circumstance as their own function and then just calling it where it "used to be" in the actual update function. Right now the update function holds all the information necessary to make the students act the way he wants them to, but he really should be breaking it down into separate functions that each have one sole purpose. It would make it a lot easier for him to debug his code. They teach this shit in introduction to programming classes in college, so why does he not know this?
We're talking about a guy who can't do his own animations despite having an animation degree. He clearly half-assed college and I wouldn't be surprised if there was bribery going on as well.
 

tumeric rat

plays le festin but with bongos
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What always confused me about Alex's code is that he doesn't seem to understand the SOLID principles of object-oriented programming, especially the single-responsibility principle.
That gigantic update function can be trimmed down quite a bit (in terms of line count) by defining the statements that should be executed for each circumstance as their own function and then just calling it where it "used to be" in the actual update function. Right now the update function holds all the information necessary to make the students act the way he wants them to, but he really should be breaking it down into separate functions that each have one sole purpose. It would make it a lot easier for him to debug his code. They teach this shit in introduction to programming classes in college, so why does he not know this?

Considering his extremely arrogant 'my way or the highway :mad:' attitude with volunteers and TinyBuild, I think he managed to convince himself that he didn't need to practice everything that he learned. Seriously, go back to Scratch, loser.
 

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