Alex explained the process a month ago. Medibang went through a process to choose 30 pieces of artwork, and then sent them to him, he just has to pick three.
And so on, just go there and search for "pink".
Does this guy know what is Alex's degree and what volunteer he was asking for the most in the YS threads on /v/?
One thing I'd like to add - he made a similar post on Fakku to the one he posted on TheDollForum about when he first got his doll, give-or-take two years after he made his account.If I still had my Samus Real Doll
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Why did you break, my Samus Real Doll?
- completely unrelated epigraph
This matter is not from the realm of suspicions or speculations, since it was pretty much confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt, but I think it won't be redundant to take a look at it one more time to make sure and see if there are some question left. After all, there is no such thing as "too much evidence". So let's go one more time through the story of Alex Mahan, cannotgoogleme and MaiWaifu.
It seems that Alex's decision to buy a doll wasn't spontaneous and his first thoughts about buying one go back at least to 2010. Back then he got his old reddit account EvaXephon hacked, shocking, I know, so he had to create a new one, called WhatHappenedToEvaXep. How do we know it is him? Well, let's start with the fact that this account is a moderator at r/VideoGameBabes and was posting shit like that there.
"But maybe it's just a fellow pervert, who Alex gave mod privileges" - fair enough, so take a look at this. Familiar picture, don't you think?
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Well, if you don't, then I'll remind you.
Yeah, not 100% the same, but still solid enough. Otherwise, if you still aren't sure, redditors managed to connect enough dots between Alex's different socks almost a decade ago. It seems, that there was almost no difference between Alex's posting on Gaia and on Reddit, if not for one little sneaky comment he made back in Oct 20, 2010.
Can't say for sure if Alex tried the first option, but he sure as hell tried to ask questions about one on Jan 12, 2011. Funny how despite all that lamenting about women, he still would use his OKcupid profile.
Next stop is June 19, 2012 when some whiny fuck creates a thread in the /cgl/ i.e. Cosplay and EGL board, where he asks advice on how to score a cosplayer chick at the upcoming Anime Expo "in two weeks".
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Despite anon's best intentions, OP, who "scripts iPhone games for a video game company", keeps whining that he "has no confidence, because women aren't attracted to him". This goes for a short time, until someone posts this:
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Fuck, I forgot this piece of fan-art! Oh, well.
Yeah, seems /v/ wasn't the only board that Alex spammed with his bullshit and funnily enough, he was doing that to GameFAQ too back in 2011.
"I'm gonna cosplay as Kamina" - that's definitely him.
You may ask "he doesn't talk about Real Dolls, how is it relevant?" and yeah, he doesn't. But someone, who will, had an appreciation for a cosplay too...
On December 15, 2012 cannotgoogleme joins Fakku - a website dedicated to hentai manga. Same day he creates a topic on its forums - "Who was the Momoka cosplayer at the Fakku booth at AX 2012?"
Guess, Alex didn't score anyone.
Also, "10/10 goddess"? Where have I heard that before? Otherwise, thread goes for a couple of pages on the trolling alone and dies. It seems, that cannotgoogleme left many comments under hentai on Fakku, 116 to be exact, however, it seems that they all are gone. Real shame!
Getting bored with Fakku, cannotgoogleme joins Ed Gein fan-club called DollForum.com on Oct 29, 2014 with one simple goal -findbuy his true love!
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...with a generous discount, since he was limited by a budget of 2000 dollars.
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In 2010 he was ready to pay $6500 and now only 2k? Should've stayed at KungFu Factory, Alex.
Also, he finally reveals the brilliant reasoning behind his username:
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And it worked so well!
His reasons for buying a doll, however, are less sophisticated.
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He also shares funny experience he had couple of years ago when he was living with his parents.
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No wonder Alex's idea of stealth mechanics is so poor.
Good thing, Alex wouldn't have the same problem, since from his own words he helped them move to their new place back in summer of 2014.
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Then he elaborates that his user profile comes from his long love for real dolls (at least several years) and "anime". He also shows some sort of standards.
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Seems that he wouldn't stick his dick into used doll, just like he wouldn't into "used" woman.
He also seems to be a fan of Dead or Alive. Just like Alex.
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And loves "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt".
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Pic itself.
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Just like Alex!
And Evangelion, just like... you know.
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Meanwhile, Alex had other things to care about.
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"Wait, roommate? IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS..." - yeah, I know what you're thinking, I've been there, but sadly it's nowhere near as hilarious and fucked-up, since Alex really had a roommate. Yes, living breathing talking woman named Barbi. Here is she "stabbing" him on January 12, 2015.
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She's been there at least until January 22, 2015 and to answer in advance - no, I don't think "they fug", since they had a chemistry of two lumps of frozen mincemeat on camera and I doubt Alex would've called her "roommate" if he wanted to get into her pants.
Also, notice how cannotgoogleme talks about his plans about getting a doll "within the next two months" just like when Alex was talking about his roommate.
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Otherwise, there were some good news from cannotgoogleme - he finally ordered his one and only on Jan 14, 2015.
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If it arrived in 8 days, he would have a doll with Barbi around... What the hell?
After two weeks it finally arrives, but not without some slight mishap.
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In a state of absolute glee, the same day cannotgoogleme creates a thread on DollForum, where he shows his doll, dressed as Fakku's mascot Momoka, in different positions and calls it "MaiWaifu". Unable to share the entirety of his happiness with just one forum, he rushes to Fakku, where he creates the same thread, where he also talks about using cornstarch to cover doll's skin.
Not everything goes so smooth though.
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Too happy to keep it to himself only, he creates another thread on DollForum on February 3, 2015, but this time he dresses his doll as Zero Suit Samus.
It seems that not everything went so smooth in our newlyweds' lives, since on Aug 14, 2015, less than a year after Alex says that he aims to buy another doll, this time just a torso with a head, probably, so he couldn't break it during first 24 hours.
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Meanwhile, Alex posts this on July 6, 2016 in his not so private chat.
Hm, where have I seen this choice of words before?
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Probably just a coincidence.
Otherwise, cannotgoogleme goes silent and stays that way until August 1, 2018, when he brings terrible news - MaiWaifu is kill.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night...
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Oh, you fucking whore!
Anyway, he left one more post and that one was his last since. This touching story of love and betrayal could be forever lost for the rest of the world, if one faithful day, on Sep 18, 2019 user @Diesel Boogaloo wouldn't wonder if there are custom Samus sex dolls. He does great job collecting stuff about cannotgoogleme, that makes his connection with Alex look very realistic (more on that later), however, he concludes that all of this is still circumstantial evidence. Only miracle could help us to find the truth and luckily it didn't took so long for one.
On 4th of July, 2020 hacker known as Null takes over Alex's mail and subreddit, which causes something interesting to happen - after more than a year of absence, suddenly, cannotgoogleme decides to log back into his favorite forum, probably, to wish a good Independence day to fellow dollfuckers. But his fate wasn't sealed yet.
Three weeks later by using password retrieval @Not Based or Redpilled proves once and for all that cannotgoogleme was registered with mail address evaxephon@mail.com - the same email Alex was using for a lot of other sites, which makes it even more hilarious. I verified it too - you can't just use any email for that, only correct pair mail/login. And DieselBoogaloo tried it too. And no, if you change mail, you need to confirm it on the old one. And "forgot password" requires that too. Fuck, we even have video evidence! I think, it's safe to say, that account cannotgoogleme belongs to Alex Mahan, all what's left is to break into his house and find a basement full of broken dolls.
Since I'm not going to do thisyet, I'll go through other evidence that heavily hints towards Alex being behind that account:
- In his first post on DollForums cannotgoogleme says that his postcode is 90045, US. Quick Google search tells that it's Los Angeles, where coincidentally Alex has been living all his life.
- Unsurprisingly, the trick with password recovery works with Fakku account too, so it was registered under Alex's mail too.
- Besides Fakku and DollForum cannotgoogleme has other accounts, namely one on Xhamster and one on Tuscl - a website where people review strip clubs. First one has "Cosplay, Anime" listed as fetishes and has "California" set as location. The latter is from California too and has four reviews - two for strip-clubs from Los-Angeles and two from City of Industry - L.A. suburb. If it's not enough, password recovery trick works there too. Also, one little thing to mention:
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Still trying to pirate shit?
If you wonder what's Alex response to all of this was, at first he tried to just brush it off.
Believe it or not, but this was the best course of action for him, since his later reply was as tech savvy as you can expect from a guy, who has been hacked at least 3 times.
"Signed me up"? Back in 2014 or even 2012 for Fakku? And then bought a doll to dress her as Momoka and Samus and post those pictures there? Retardation doesn't stop:
Yes, in Alex's mind to reset a password you need a nickname of one account and registered email OF ANY OTHER. If it wasn't enough that multiple people proved that it's not how it works, imagine if it did - you would nave only to register at DollForum and then use your mail and any nickname from there to steal the account. Thanks God, Alex doesn't code software! And if you are still wondering, even the code of the page tells it's not the case! But kudos to him for confirming that he was bombarded with verification mail.
Alex is no stranger to interacting with 18+ stuff at Anime Expo either.
Furthermore, why does Alex seem to have an idea of how hard it would be to drag around, dress up and position a Real Doll?
You know, just like cannotgoogleme!
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Also, speaking of "there are more than one person, who likes Momoka and Samus". Yes, that's true, but I doubt there are at least another one sick fuck who is obsessed with them to such extent. That's what I also would like to stress - I am not a shrink and of course not a dollfucker expert, but from my brief look at DollForum it seemed that those guys love dolls themselves, when cannotgoogleme bought a doll so he could fuck his favorite anime/vidyagame characters and his most favorite of those were:
Pink haired busty anime girls. Ooh, boy, this obsession is probably as old as Alex's history as a lolcow.
Again in chat with Caitlin from August of 2011.
And so on, just go there and search for "pink".
In YS threads in 2014.
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2016:
This collection of classy tweets for 2015-2016.
2017:
2020:
His v-tube model.
He is just asking for it at this point.
And of course, THIS.
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I've probably missed something, but you get the point. Now let's get to the fun part.
ZERO SUIT SAMUS. Well, it's redundant, but still, let's go neck deep into Alex's obsession with her.
All the fucking articles he wrote about her.
From his Twitch channel.
He edited her Wikipedia page.
That time when they made her boobs smaller and he was devastated.
That now incredibly funny video.
THIS SHIT!
Comment from the creator of the model.
But there is one thing I especially wanted to mention, since it's rarely brought up.
On March 12, 2008 Alex uploads a video, where he made Samus from Smash Bros moving in slo-mo.
He is so happy with it, that decides to terrorize GameFAQs the same day. As you may've guessed, the reception wasn't very good. However, Alex wasn't done yet, so on July 28 he goes to SmashBoards and gives them the same treatment. Twice. Alex was 20 years old, by the way, when it happened.
But it doesn't stop there. According to one KF user, Alex had "some fetish stuff with Samus made in Gmod on his channel" and as you can expect, it perfectly checks with 4chan, namely this thread.
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Sadly, like in the first case, the video is private. Not deleted - private, meaning that Alex couldn't force himself to get rid of it from his YT account and still jerks-off to it. Guess, we will never know what was in those creepy videos.
SIC!
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YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER JUST LIKE I DID!
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You may wonder where this seemingly lost stuff has been all this time and the answer is autistic enough - for years those videos were laying in the open on Video Game Babes channel! And now they're gonna be here, even if it is gone. Congratulations, Alex, you've played yourself.
I've mentioned that.
Yeah, I've tried that, but thanks for clearing up that it wasn't Alex manually deleting 116 comments. Real shame though, since considering what he was writing in his articles, I can't even imagine what he could say there.
So you did, my apologies. I did look but I guess I didn't look hard enough. Or I'm fucking blind.
Wait, is evaxephon the retard with the "cannot google me" account, who Null can easily Google?
You're about 100 pages and 10 months late, but yes, EvaXephon/YandereDev is cannotgoogleme.
Hold up. Not more than one rival, but less than ten rivals. Considering it takes him forever to author any sort of series of events, these are likely to be copypasta events across all of them with no real distinction or personality. Either that, or the next update will take a year, which I consider to be a physically impossible level of restraint for Alex.
I find it exceptionally retarded that he's developing a PC-Only game with controller only support. That's the sort of thing that sidescrolling purists making $1.99 Touhou knockoffs can't even get away with, much less a game that is fundamentally not that hard to develop for keyboards. This is pure laziness and "Fuck you play my way or GTFO", to recognize that your controls suck on keyboard and just declaring "deal with it then".
My guess is there is none and he is just making promises to keep remaining simps around. It's the same story that was with Tiny Build - he had no idea what's gonna happen, but hyped it anyway. Same with Kickstarter - he's never had any fucking idea about it's inner workings, even the idea of it was first brought up in a thread, but he kept spewing that bullshit about hiring professionals. Hell, even with that pathetic art-contest - he said that he would announce winners in April, only to tell that he didn't read the rules and it would happen in May.
Remember - Alex took game design classes and has been playing games all his life, yet here he is. Nevermind the fact, that games that were 10 times harder to imagine on PC, like Metal Gear: Revengeance, Devil May Cry 5 or Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, not only have been ported to PC, but also have near perfect mouse-keyboard controls and his beat-em-up has three actions and movement. Speaking of which...
One look at that sad shit is enough to assume, that the man behind it hasn't made anything, but mobile games.
No actually there’s four. So that’s clearly way too many actions for keyboard.
I’ve played some games that have a start up message saying “controller recommended”, but they never say “Keyboard SUCKS, please play with a controller pretty please!”
Well, yeah, keyboard can't pass more than three keys simultaneously, but there is a catch - every PC has a mouse with at least three buttons, but Alex doesn't know that, since I clearly remember some anon recalling how he was surprised that one can click mouse wheel on one of his streams
Not necessarily, most decent keyboards have more than 3-key rollover.
TAKE THAT MIKEZ YOUR GAME AINT SHIT
