Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan - Developer of Osana from April 2014 to September 2020, Crowdfunding Never

How much money will the Kickstarter pull in?


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The Marauder

HAUGH! *SHING*
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Thank you.

>"I love art-contests!" "And when Medibang approached me, I said "yes, please!"
>obviously approached Medibang, not the other way around
>"I hope it will reignite interest in my game"
>didn't bother to tweet about it once in two months after that
>mentioned this contest ONE SINGLE TIME in the unrelated video about Raibaru, two weeks before its end
>awards are merch and character in the game that will never release
>contest itself is flooded with blood and gore, drawn by children
>and dozens of new cum chalice memes
>turns out he didn't read rules on Kickstarter Medibang and didn't know how winner is chosen
>in the end pushed choosing a winner on his discord

This is so Alex, that I wonder how he didn't accuse Medibang in the fact, that YS is still banned on Twitch.
Alex explained the process a month ago. Medibang went through a process to choose 30 pieces of artwork, and then sent them to him, he just has to pick three.
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Alex is just being indecisive about a simple decision and leaving it to a community poll for the 50th time.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
If I still had my Samus Real Doll
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Why did you break, my Samus Real Doll?

- completely unrelated epigraph​

This matter is not from the realm of suspicions or speculations, since it was pretty much confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt, but I think it won't be redundant to take a look at it one more time to make sure and see if there are some question left. After all, there is no such thing as "too much evidence". So let's go one more time through the story of Alex Mahan, cannotgoogleme and MaiWaifu.

It seems that Alex's decision to buy a doll wasn't spontaneous and his first thoughts about buying one go back at least to 2010. Back then he got his old reddit account EvaXephon hacked, shocking, I know, so he had to create a new one, called WhatHappenedToEvaXep. How do we know it is him? Well, let's start with the fact that this account is a moderator at r/VideoGameBabes and was posting shit like that there.

"But maybe it's just a fellow pervert, who Alex gave mod privileges" - fair enough, so take a look at this. Familiar picture, don't you think?
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Well, if you don't, then I'll remind you.
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Yeah, not 100% the same, but still solid enough. Otherwise, if you still aren't sure, redditors managed to connect enough dots between Alex's different socks almost a decade ago. It seems, that there was almost no difference between Alex's posting on Gaia and on Reddit, if not for one little sneaky comment he made back in Oct 20, 2010.

(Just in case you don't know what a RealDoll is: It's a sex doll that is so lifelike and realistic that it costs $6,500.)
I am a 22-year-old virgin who is ugly, insecure, and depressed. I am not funny, not witty, and not confident. I am not interesting or exciting or fun to be around, and I am only interested in nerdy things.
No woman could ever be attracted to a man like me, but I would very much like to hold a woman in my arms. If I want to know what it feels like to embrace a woman, my only options are using a hooker or buying a Real Doll.
I'm financially secure, and I've got a job that pays very well. I can afford to buy a hooker or a RealDoll if I want to. However, I'm not sure which one of those options is a better idea.
A RealDoll lasts forever, won't give me a disease, and won't get me arrested. A RealDoll will let me do anything I want to her, any time I want. However, a RealDoll is a lifeless silicone husk, and costs $6,500.

Prostitutes only last for one night, could be diseased, could be an undercover cop, and could just lead me to a hotel room where I will be drugged and robbed or mugged by several large men. However, a prostitute is a real, live, warm, breathing woman.
Because I will be single for the rest of my life, I have to choose between a life of hookers or a life with a RealDoll. A RealDoll is $6,500, but will get a lot of use every day for the rest of my life. A hooker is much cheaper, but even if I only used a hooker once a week or once a month, the cost would easily outweigh a RealDoll within a year. A RealDoll is the most financially prudent choice, but a hooker is flesh and blood.
Should I get a RealDoll, or just use hookers and escorts?

Can't say for sure if Alex tried the first option, but he sure as hell tried to ask questions about one on Jan 12, 2011. Funny how despite all that lamenting about women, he still would use his OKcupid profile.

Next stop is June 19, 2012 when some whiny fuck creates a thread in the /cgl/ i.e. Cosplay and EGL board, where he asks advice on how to score a cosplayer chick at the upcoming Anime Expo "in two weeks".
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Despite anon's best intentions, OP, who "scripts iPhone games for a video game company", keeps whining that he "has no confidence, because women aren't attracted to him". This goes for a short time, until someone posts this:
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Fuck, I forgot this piece of fan-art! Oh, well.

Yeah, seems /v/ wasn't the only board that Alex spammed with his bullshit and funnily enough, he was doing that to GameFAQ too back in 2011.
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"I'm gonna cosplay as Kamina" - that's definitely him.

You may ask "he doesn't talk about Real Dolls, how is it relevant?" and yeah, he doesn't. But someone, who will, had an appreciation for a cosplay too...

On December 15, 2012 cannotgoogleme joins Fakku - a website dedicated to hentai manga. Same day he creates a topic on its forums - "Who was the Momoka cosplayer at the Fakku booth at AX 2012?"

At this year's Anime Expo, I walked past the Fakku booth and saw a girl in the center of the booth cosplaying as Momoka, the Fakku mascot.

There was a semi-long line to take a picture with her. I presumed that she was officially working for the Fakku booth and not a random cosplayer that passed by.

I really wanted to take a picture with her, but I was too shy. She was beautiful, though. I mean, like, she was a 10/10 goddess. Every now and then, I think about that girl, and I wonder who she is and if she was an official Fakku mascot cosplayer or just a passerby who was dressed as Momoka. I am also really curious if there are any pictures of her, because I can't seem to find any proof that she exists on the Internet!

Does anyone know who I am talking about?
Guess, Alex didn't score anyone.

Also, "10/10 goddess"? Where have I heard that before? Otherwise, thread goes for a couple of pages on the trolling alone and dies. It seems, that cannotgoogleme left many comments under hentai on Fakku, 116 to be exact, however, it seems that they all are gone. Real shame!

Getting bored with Fakku, cannotgoogleme joins Ed Gein fan-club called DollForum.com on Oct 29, 2014 with one simple goal - find buy his true love!
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...with a generous discount, since he was limited by a budget of 2000 dollars.
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In 2010 he was ready to pay $6500 and now only 2k? Should've stayed at KungFu Factory, Alex.

Also, he finally reveals the brilliant reasoning behind his username:
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And it worked so well!

His reasons for buying a doll, however, are less sophisticated.
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He also shares funny experience he had couple of years ago when he was living with his parents.
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No wonder Alex's idea of stealth mechanics is so poor.​

Good thing, Alex wouldn't have the same problem, since from his own words he helped them move to their new place back in summer of 2014.
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Then he elaborates that his user profile comes from his long love for real dolls (at least several years) and "anime". He also shows some sort of standards.
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Seems that he wouldn't stick his dick into used doll, just like he wouldn't into "used" woman.

He also seems to be a fan of Dead or Alive. Just like Alex.
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And loves "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt".
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Pic itself.
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Just like Alex!

And Evangelion, just like... you know.
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Meanwhile, Alex had other things to care about.
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"Wait, roommate? IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS..." - yeah, I know what you're thinking, I've been there, but sadly it's nowhere near as hilarious and fucked-up, since Alex really had a roommate. Yes, living breathing talking woman named Barbi. Here is she "stabbing" him on January 12, 2015.


She's been there at least until January 22, 2015 and to answer in advance - no, I don't think "they fug", since they had a chemistry of two lumps of frozen mincemeat on camera and I doubt Alex would've called her "roommate" if he wanted to get into her pants.

Also, notice how cannotgoogleme talks about his plans about getting a doll "within the next two months" just like when Alex was talking about his roommate.
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Otherwise, there were some good news from cannotgoogleme - he finally ordered his one and only on Jan 14, 2015.
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If it arrived in 8 days, he would have a doll with Barbi around... What the hell?

After two weeks it finally arrives, but not without some slight mishap.
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In a state of absolute glee, the same day cannotgoogleme creates a thread on DollForum, where he shows his doll, dressed as Fakku's mascot Momoka, in different positions and calls it "MaiWaifu". Unable to share the entirety of his happiness with just one forum, he rushes to Fakku, where he creates the same thread, where he also talks about using cornstarch to cover doll's skin.

Not everything goes so smooth though.
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Too happy to keep it to himself only, he creates another thread on DollForum on February 3, 2015, but this time he dresses his doll as Zero Suit Samus.

It seems that not everything went so smooth in our newlyweds' lives, since on Aug 14, 2015, less than a year after Alex says that he aims to buy another doll, this time just a torso with a head, probably, so he couldn't break it during first 24 hours.
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Meanwhile, Alex posts this on July 6, 2016 in his not so private chat.
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Hm, where have I seen this choice of words before?
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Probably just a coincidence.

Otherwise, cannotgoogleme goes silent and stays that way until August 1, 2018, when he brings terrible news - MaiWaifu is kill.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night...

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Oh, you fucking whore!

Anyway, he left one more post and that one was his last since. This touching story of love and betrayal could be forever lost for the rest of the world, if one faithful day, on Sep 18, 2019 user @Diesel Boogaloo wouldn't wonder if there are custom Samus sex dolls. He does great job collecting stuff about cannotgoogleme, that makes his connection with Alex look very realistic (more on that later), however, he concludes that all of this is still circumstantial evidence. Only miracle could help us to find the truth and luckily it didn't took so long for one.

On 4th of July, 2020 hacker known as Null takes over Alex's mail and subreddit, which causes something interesting to happen - after more than a year of absence, suddenly, cannotgoogleme decides to log back into his favorite forum, probably, to wish a good Independence day to fellow dollfuckers. But his fate wasn't sealed yet.

Three weeks later by using password retrieval @Not Based or Redpilled proves once and for all that cannotgoogleme was registered with mail address evaxephon@mail.com - the same email Alex was using for a lot of other sites, which makes it even more hilarious. I verified it too - you can't just use any email for that, only correct pair mail/login. And DieselBoogaloo tried it too. And no, if you change mail, you need to confirm it on the old one. And "forgot password" requires that too. Fuck, we even have video evidence! I think, it's safe to say, that account cannotgoogleme belongs to Alex Mahan, all what's left is to break into his house and find a basement full of broken dolls.


Since I'm not going to do this yet, I'll go through other evidence that heavily hints towards Alex being behind that account:

- In his first post on DollForums cannotgoogleme says that his postcode is 90045, US. Quick Google search tells that it's Los Angeles, where coincidentally Alex has been living all his life.

- Unsurprisingly, the trick with password recovery works with Fakku account too, so it was registered under Alex's mail too.

- Besides Fakku and DollForum cannotgoogleme has other accounts, namely one on Xhamster and one on Tuscl - a website where people review strip clubs. First one has "Cosplay, Anime" listed as fetishes and has "California" set as location. The latter is from California too and has four reviews - two for strip-clubs from Los-Angeles and two from City of Industry - L.A. suburb. If it's not enough, password recovery trick works there too. Also, one little thing to mention:
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Still trying to pirate shit?

If you wonder what's Alex response to all of this was, at first he tried to just brush it off.
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Believe it or not, but this was the best course of action for him, since his later reply was as tech savvy as you can expect from a guy, who has been hacked at least 3 times.
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"Signed me up"? Back in 2014 or even 2012 for Fakku? And then bought a doll to dress her as Momoka and Samus and post those pictures there? Retardation doesn't stop:
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Yes, in Alex's mind to reset a password you need a nickname of one account and registered email OF ANY OTHER. If it wasn't enough that multiple people proved that it's not how it works, imagine if it did - you would nave only to register at DollForum and then use your mail and any nickname from there to steal the account. Thanks God, Alex doesn't code software! And if you are still wondering, even the code of the page tells it's not the case! But kudos to him for confirming that he was bombarded with verification mail.

Alex is no stranger to interacting with 18+ stuff at Anime Expo either.
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Furthermore, why does Alex seem to have an idea of how hard it would be to drag around, dress up and position a Real Doll?
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You know, just like cannotgoogleme!
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Also, speaking of "there are more than one person, who likes Momoka and Samus". Yes, that's true, but I doubt there are at least another one sick fuck who is obsessed with them to such extent. That's what I also would like to stress - I am not a shrink and of course not a dollfucker expert, but from my brief look at DollForum it seemed that those guys love dolls themselves, when cannotgoogleme bought a doll so he could fuck his favorite anime/vidyagame characters and his most favorite of those were:

Pink haired busty anime girls. Ooh, boy, this obsession is probably as old as Alex's history as a lolcow.

Again in chat with Caitlin from August of 2011.
Alex: Because I think that pink hair is the most super duper awesome fantastic terrific wonderful thing ever
And I really like that you have pink hair. >_<
ik: really? o.o
most guys think it's a little too much ;-;
Alex: ...
Whaaaaa? XD
ik: well, I can hear people laughing or making comments sometimes ;-;
Alex: ...for me, pink hair is...it's...it's like...my...my number one...
...Well, I don't wanna say "fetish", but...
>o< I think it's the most attractive physical trait a girl can have
Alex: Hm...hold that thought~ The movie just ended, so now I can actually stop streaming and pull up the Internet and get a picture or two of pink-haired characters
Alex: Pffffft
...I...pink hair is my...to have a pink-haired girlfriend is one of my life's biggest dreams. ;-;
And so on, just go there and search for "pink".

In YS threads in 2014.
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2016:
This collection of classy tweets for 2015-2016.
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2017:
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2020:
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His v-tube model.
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He is just asking for it at this point.

And of course, THIS.
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I've probably missed something, but you get the point. Now let's get to the fun part.

ZERO SUIT SAMUS. Well, it's redundant, but still, let's go neck deep into Alex's obsession with her.

All the fucking articles he wrote about her.

From his Twitch channel.
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He edited her Wikipedia page.

That time when they made her boobs smaller and he was devastated.

That now incredibly funny video.

THIS SHIT!
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Comment from the creator of the model.
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But there is one thing I especially wanted to mention, since it's rarely brought up.

On March 12, 2008 Alex uploads a video, where he made Samus from Smash Bros moving in slo-mo.
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He is so happy with it, that decides to terrorize GameFAQs the same day. As you may've guessed, the reception wasn't very good. However, Alex wasn't done yet, so on July 28 he goes to SmashBoards and gives them the same treatment. Twice. Alex was 20 years old, by the way, when it happened.

But it doesn't stop there. According to one KF user, Alex had "some fetish stuff with Samus made in Gmod on his channel" and as you can expect, it perfectly checks with 4chan, namely this thread.
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Sadly, like in the first case, the video is private. Not deleted - private, meaning that Alex couldn't force himself to get rid of it from his YT account and still jerks-off to it. Guess, we will never know what was in those creepy videos.

SIC!


YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER JUST LIKE I DID!


You may wonder where this seemingly lost stuff has been all this time and the answer is autistic enough - for years those videos were laying in the open on Video Game Babes channel! And now they're gonna be here, even if it is gone. Congratulations, Alex, you've played yourself.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
There's a new video comparing skeletons of the models. yandere Simulator is going to stay with old and dusty AOI character pack.
Does this guy know what is Alex's degree and what volunteer he was asking for the most in the YS threads on /v/?
 

LitmusPaper

kiwifarms.net
If I still had my Samus Real Doll
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Why did you break, my Samus Real Doll?

- completely unrelated epigraph​

This matter is not from the realm of suspicions or speculations, since it was pretty much confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt, but I think it won't be redundant to take a look at it one more time to make sure and see if there are some question left. After all, there is no such thing as "too much evidence". So let's go one more time through the story of Alex Mahan, cannotgoogleme and MaiWaifu.

It seems that Alex's decision to buy a doll wasn't spontaneous and his first thoughts about buying one go back at least to 2010. Back then he got his old reddit account EvaXephon hacked, shocking, I know, so he had to create a new one, called WhatHappenedToEvaXep. How do we know it is him? Well, let's start with the fact that this account is a moderator at r/VideoGameBabes and was posting shit like that there.

"But maybe it's just a fellow pervert, who Alex gave mod privileges" - fair enough, so take a look at this. Familiar picture, don't you think?
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Well, if you don't, then I'll remind you.
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Yeah, not 100% the same, but still solid enough. Otherwise, if you still aren't sure, redditors managed to connect enough dots between Alex's different socks almost a decade ago. It seems, that there was almost no difference between Alex's posting on Gaia and on Reddit, if not for one little sneaky comment he made back in Oct 20, 2010.



Can't say for sure if Alex tried the first option, but he sure as hell tried to ask questions about one on Jan 12, 2011. Funny how despite all that lamenting about women, he still would use his OKcupid profile.

Next stop is June 19, 2012 when some whiny fuck creates a thread in the /cgl/ i.e. Cosplay and EGL board, where he asks advice on how to score a cosplayer chick at the upcoming Anime Expo "in two weeks".
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Despite anon's best intentions, OP, who "scripts iPhone games for a video game company", keeps whining that he "has no confidence, because women aren't attracted to him". This goes for a short time, until someone posts this:
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Fuck, I forgot this piece of fan-art! Oh, well.

Yeah, seems /v/ wasn't the only board that Alex spammed with his bullshit and funnily enough, he was doing that to GameFAQ too back in 2011.
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"I'm gonna cosplay as Kamina" - that's definitely him.

You may ask "he doesn't talk about Real Dolls, how is it relevant?" and yeah, he doesn't. But someone, who will, had an appreciation for a cosplay too...

On December 15, 2012 cannotgoogleme joins Fakku - a website dedicated to hentai manga. Same day he creates a topic on its forums - "Who was the Momoka cosplayer at the Fakku booth at AX 2012?"


Guess, Alex didn't score anyone.

Also, "10/10 goddess"? Where have I heard that before? Otherwise, thread goes for a couple of pages on the trolling alone and dies. It seems, that cannotgoogleme left many comments under hentai on Fakku, 116 to be exact, however, it seems that they all are gone. Real shame!

Getting bored with Fakku, cannotgoogleme joins Ed Gein fan-club called DollForum.com on Oct 29, 2014 with one simple goal - find buy his true love!
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...with a generous discount, since he was limited by a budget of 2000 dollars.
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In 2010 he was ready to pay $6500 and now only 2k? Should've stayed at KungFu Factory, Alex.

Also, he finally reveals the brilliant reasoning behind his username:
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And it worked so well!

His reasons for buying a doll, however, are less sophisticated.
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He also shares funny experience he had couple of years ago when he was living with his parents.
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No wonder Alex's idea of stealth mechanics is so poor.​

Good thing, Alex wouldn't have the same problem, since from his own words he helped them move to their new place back in summer of 2014.
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Then he elaborates that his user profile comes from his long love for real dolls (at least several years) and "anime". He also shows some sort of standards.
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Seems that he wouldn't stick his dick into used doll, just like he wouldn't into "used" woman.

He also seems to be a fan of Dead or Alive. Just like Alex.
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And loves "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt".
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Pic itself.
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Just like Alex!


And Evangelion, just like... you know.
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Meanwhile, Alex had other things to care about.
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"Wait, roommate? IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS..." - yeah, I know what you're thinking, I've been there, but sadly it's nowhere near as hilarious and fucked-up, since Alex really had a roommate. Yes, living breathing talking woman named Barbi. Here is she "stabbing" him on January 12, 2015.
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She's been there at least until January 22, 2015 and to answer in advance - no, I don't think "they fug", since they had a chemistry of two lumps of frozen mincemeat on camera and I doubt Alex would've called her "roommate" if he wanted to get into her pants.

Also, notice how cannotgoogleme talks about his plans about getting a doll "within the next two months" just like when Alex was talking about his roommate.
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Otherwise, there were some good news from cannotgoogleme - he finally ordered his one and only on Jan 14, 2015.
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If it arrived in 8 days, he would have a doll with Barbi around... What the hell?

After two weeks it finally arrives, but not without some slight mishap.
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In a state of absolute glee, the same day cannotgoogleme creates a thread on DollForum, where he shows his doll, dressed as Fakku's mascot Momoka, in different positions and calls it "MaiWaifu". Unable to share the entirety of his happiness with just one forum, he rushes to Fakku, where he creates the same thread, where he also talks about using cornstarch to cover doll's skin.

Not everything goes so smooth though.
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Too happy to keep it to himself only, he creates another thread on DollForum on February 3, 2015, but this time he dresses his doll as Zero Suit Samus.

It seems that not everything went so smooth in our newlyweds' lives, since on Aug 14, 2015, less than a year after Alex says that he aims to buy another doll, this time just a torso with a head, probably, so he couldn't break it during first 24 hours.
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Meanwhile, Alex posts this on July 6, 2016 in his not so private chat.
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Hm, where have I seen this choice of words before?
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Probably just a coincidence.

Otherwise, cannotgoogleme goes silent and stays that way until August 1, 2018, when he brings terrible news - MaiWaifu is kill.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night...

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Oh, you fucking whore!

Anyway, he left one more post and that one was his last since. This touching story of love and betrayal could be forever lost for the rest of the world, if one faithful day, on Sep 18, 2019 user @Diesel Boogaloo wouldn't wonder if there are custom Samus sex dolls. He does great job collecting stuff about cannotgoogleme, that makes his connection with Alex look very realistic (more on that later), however, he concludes that all of this is still circumstantial evidence. Only miracle could help us to find the truth and luckily it didn't took so long for one.

On 4th of July, 2020 hacker known as Null takes over Alex's mail and subreddit, which causes something interesting to happen - after more than a year of absence, suddenly, cannotgoogleme decides to log back into his favorite forum, probably, to wish a good Independence day to fellow dollfuckers. But his fate wasn't sealed yet.

Three weeks later by using password retrieval @Not Based or Redpilled proves once and for all that cannotgoogleme was registered with mail address evaxephon@mail.com - the same email Alex was using for a lot of other sites, which makes it even more hilarious. I verified it too - you can't just use any email for that, only correct pair mail/login. And DieselBoogaloo tried it too. And no, if you change mail, you need to confirm it on the old one. And "forgot password" requires that too. Fuck, we even have video evidence! I think, it's safe to say, that account cannotgoogleme belongs to Alex Mahan, all what's left is to break into his house and find a basement full of broken dolls.


Since I'm not going to do this yet, I'll go through other evidence that heavily hints towards Alex being behind that account:

- In his first post on DollForums cannotgoogleme says that his postcode is 90045, US. Quick Google search tells that it's Los Angeles, where coincidentally Alex has been living all his life.

- Unsurprisingly, the trick with password recovery works with Fakku account too, so it was registered under Alex's mail too.

- Besides Fakku and DollForum cannotgoogleme has other accounts, namely one on Xhamster and one on Tuscl - a website where people review strip clubs. First one has "Cosplay, Anime" listed as fetishes and has "California" set as location. The latter is from California too and has four reviews - two for strip-clubs from Los-Angeles and two from City of Industry - L.A. suburb. If it's not enough, password recovery trick works there too. Also, one little thing to mention:
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Still trying to pirate shit?

If you wonder what's Alex response to all of this was, at first he tried to just brush it off.
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Believe it or not, but this was the best course of action for him, since his later reply was as tech savvy as you can expect from a guy, who has been hacked at least 3 times.
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"Signed me up"? Back in 2014 or even 2012 for Fakku? And then bought a doll to dress her as Momoka and Samus and post those pictures there? Retardation doesn't stop:
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Yes, in Alex's mind to reset a password you need a nickname of one account and registered email OF ANY OTHER. If it wasn't enough that multiple people proved that it's not how it works, imagine if it did - you would nave only to register at DollForum and then use your mail and any nickname from there to steal the account. Thanks God, Alex doesn't code software! And if you are still wondering, even the code of the page tells it's not the case! But kudos to him for confirming that he was bombarded with verification mail.

Alex is no stranger to interacting with 18+ stuff at Anime Expo either.
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Furthermore, why does Alex seem to have an idea of how hard it would be to drag around, dress up and position a Real Doll?
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You know, just like cannotgoogleme!
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Also, speaking of "there are more than one person, who likes Momoka and Samus". Yes, that's true, but I doubt there are at least another one sick fuck who is obsessed with them to such extent. That's what I also would like to stress - I am not a shrink and of course not a dollfucker expert, but from my brief look at DollForum it seemed that those guys love dolls themselves, when cannotgoogleme bought a doll so he could fuck his favorite anime/vidyagame characters and his most favorite of those were:

Pink haired busty anime girls. Ooh, boy, this obsession is probably as old as Alex's history as a lolcow.

Again in chat with Caitlin from August of 2011.



And so on, just go there and search for "pink".

In YS threads in 2014.
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2016:
This collection of classy tweets for 2015-2016.
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2017:
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2020:
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His v-tube model.
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He is just asking for it at this point.

And of course, THIS.
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I've probably missed something, but you get the point. Now let's get to the fun part.

ZERO SUIT SAMUS. Well, it's redundant, but still, let's go neck deep into Alex's obsession with her.

All the fucking articles he wrote about her.

From his Twitch channel.
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He edited her Wikipedia page.

That time when they made her boobs smaller and he was devastated.

That now incredibly funny video.

THIS SHIT!
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Comment from the creator of the model.
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But there is one thing I especially wanted to mention, since it's rarely brought up.

On March 12, 2008 Alex uploads a video, where he made Samus from Smash Bros moving in slo-mo.
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He is so happy with it, that decides to terrorize GameFAQs the same day. As you may've guessed, the reception wasn't very good. However, Alex wasn't done yet, so on July 28 he goes to SmashBoards and gives them the same treatment. Twice. Alex was 20 years old, by the way, when it happened.

But it doesn't stop there. According to one KF user, Alex had "some fetish stuff with Samus made in Gmod on his channel" and as you can expect, it perfectly checks with 4chan, namely this thread.
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Sadly, like in the first case, the video is private. Not deleted - private, meaning that Alex couldn't force himself to get rid of it from his YT account and still jerks-off to it. Guess, we will never know what was in those creepy videos.

SIC!
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YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER JUST LIKE I DID!
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You may wonder where this seemingly lost stuff has been all this time and the answer is autistic enough - for years those videos were laying in the open on Video Game Babes channel! And now they're gonna be here, even if it is gone. Congratulations, Alex, you've played yourself.
One thing I'd like to add - he made a similar post on Fakku to the one he posted on TheDollForum about when he first got his doll, give-or-take two years after he made his account.

Reactions to this thread were mixed.

https://www.fakku.net/forums/random/i-have-a-momoka-love-doll-pictures-inside
(Archive)

As you pointed out, comments were purged when Fakku jettisoned everything in the transition from pirating site to publisher, which meant Alex's also went with it. You can access user posts and comments with URL manipulation.

(Archive)

As expected, nothing.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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One thing I'd like to add - he made a similar post on Fakku to the one he posted on TheDollForum about when he first got his doll, give-or-take two years after he made his account.
I've mentioned that.

Unable to share the entirety of his happiness with just one forum, he rushes to Fakku, where he creates the same thread, where he also talks about using cornstarch to cover doll's skin.

Yeah, I've tried that, but thanks for clearing up that it wasn't Alex manually deleting 116 comments. Real shame though, since considering what he was writing in his articles, I can't even imagine what he could say there.
 

whatever I feel like

Disney Diaper Size Fetish Enthusiast
kiwifarms.net
One thing I'd like to add - he made a similar post on Fakku to the one he posted on TheDollForum about when he first got his doll, give-or-take two years after he made his account.

Reactions to this thread were mixed.

https://www.fakku.net/forums/random/i-have-a-momoka-love-doll-pictures-inside
(Archive)

As you pointed out, comments were purged when Fakku jettisoned everything in the transition from pirating site to publisher, which meant Alex's also went with it. You can access user posts and comments with URL manipulation.

(Archive)

As expected, nothing.
Wait, is evaxephon the retard with the "cannot google me" account, who Null can easily Google?
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
New blogpost. (Archive)

It's full of filler, so TL;DR

- Now you can use that old-ass beat-em-up system, it's shit, but "This is only “version 1”; basically just a prototype.", yeah, eternal placeholder.
- To beat the shit out of people, you need to join delinquents by dyeing your hair blonde, befriending them all, BEATING THEM ALL, giving yourself tough persona and having low enough reputation. Why would you need this in a game, where you can kill anyone with one click is beyond me.
- Yandere-chan can now find a bucket of brown paint in the Art Club
- It is now possible to leave a note on Senpai’s desk at school.
- When leaving leaving (yep, mistake from a blog) Yandere-chan’s home and going to school, the player now has the option of bringing an item from home to school.
- From now on, whenever you sabotage one of a rival’s events with Senpai, a “progress bar” will appear after the End-of-Day Results screen
- There are now 5 bounties available from Info-chan, one for each day of the week.
- There is now a “Subtitle Size” option in the game’s Settings menu
- New debug functionality for the turtle: Press the “O” key on your keyboard to make the “Spawn Victim” command spawn Osana, even if she is dead. (You can use this to revive Osana from death an infinite number of times.) because there will be no other rivals
- The 3D model that appears when ordering a clean uniform from Info-chan or removing a bloody uniform from Yandere-chan’s body will now reflect the actual uniform that the player chose for the school’s female students.
- As of now, when you kill Osana with a weapon, the game will go into slow motion to make the kill more dramatic. WOW
- On a day when a memorial service is being held for a student’s death, a vase with a flower inside of it will now appear on the deceased student’s desk.
- Taking a photo of a plushie doll and sending it to Info-chan will now display the name of the person that the doll represents.
- When a mind-broken slave attacks a victim, blood splatters will now appear on the slave and victim’s clothing.
- Updated the character model of Ebola-chan in Ebola Mode. YEAH, IMAGINE A NEW BUILD WITHOUT EASTER EGGS
- Psychology stat went from non-working to useless - now it reduces sanity damage to you, gives you more reputation, helps you in some shitty minigame, but most importantly and I quote "Increase the amount of psychological damage that you deal to someone while torturing them". Remember, how Alex said "it's not that kind of a game"?
- Bug fixes, where Alex "attempted to fix a bug" two fucking times, so give him asspats for that.
- Some audio updates.
- And finally Alex claims the following: There are still one or two little things I may decide to put into the game over the next few days, so you might see another build really soon…but, either way, this means that this build, or the next build, will probably be the last build of the game that contains less than 10 rivals!

TL;DR of TL;DR - Alex added more useless shit, but now claims that Osana is almost done he is about to add the rest of the rivals, meaning that it is his new trick to manipulate his remaining simps into staying on that sinking ship.
 
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Kuritan Deplorable

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- And finally Alex claims the following: There are still one or two little things I may decide to put into the game over the next few days, so you might see another build really soon…but, either way, this means that this build, or the next build, will probably be the last build of the game that contains less than 10 rivals!
Hold up. Not more than one rival, but less than ten rivals. Considering it takes him forever to author any sort of series of events, these are likely to be copypasta events across all of them with no real distinction or personality. Either that, or the next update will take a year, which I consider to be a physically impossible level of restraint for Alex.

I'm not sure what the exact plan here is, because whatever he's doing is shooting himself in the foot. Either he thinks having ten crap rivals in will stop people complaining about the game, or that having the rivals in is the final thing he needs to prove to people to back his kickstarter, but both paths are foolish. The Critics are gonna pivot from "Its been years and we still don't have what was promised" to "It took years and we got bland copypasta shit". The kickstarter thought is worse in a way, as all he'll do is prove that ten rivals doesn't really make things any more fun, and being closer to a complete product is a discouragement to pledge, not encouragement, especially at the current quality level of the game as a whole.

I also want to highlight this little bit from the log.
(Oh, yeah, and one more thing – Yandere Simulator is meant to be played on controller, and I have a feeling that the beat-em-up minigame might be especially uncomfortable to play using a keyboard. Please, play this game with a controller!)
I find it exceptionally retarded that he's developing a PC-Only game with controller only support. That's the sort of thing that sidescrolling purists making $1.99 Touhou knockoffs can't even get away with, much less a game that is fundamentally not that hard to develop for keyboards. This is pure laziness and "Fuck you play my way or GTFO", to recognize that your controls suck on keyboard and just declaring "deal with it then".
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I'm not sure what the exact plan here is, because whatever he's doing is shooting himself in the foot.
My guess is there is none and he is just making promises to keep remaining simps around. It's the same story that was with Tiny Build - he had no idea what's gonna happen, but hyped it anyway. Same with Kickstarter - he's never had any fucking idea about it's inner workings, even the idea of it was first brought up in a thread, but he kept spewing that bullshit about hiring professionals. Hell, even with that pathetic art-contest - he said that he would announce winners in April, only to tell that he didn't read the rules and it would happen in May.

I find it exceptionally retarded that he's developing a PC-Only game with controller only support.
Remember - Alex took game design classes and has been playing games all his life, yet here he is. Nevermind the fact, that games that were 10 times harder to imagine on PC, like Metal Gear: Revengeance, Devil May Cry 5 or Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, not only have been ported to PC, but also have near perfect mouse-keyboard controls and his beat-em-up has three actions and movement. Speaking of which...

How did you not notice this amazing gameplay for a totally necessary feature
One look at that sad shit is enough to assume, that the man behind it hasn't made anything, but mobile games.
 

deepFriedBaka

There ain't no going back
kiwifarms.net
Ah, so he's still pandering to the keyboard people and begging them to use a controller. That's not how it works, Alex.
He should be grateful people are playing his shitty "game" at all, not railroad them into using something they don't want to.
 

The Marauder

HAUGH! *SHING*
kiwifarms.net
his beat-em-up has three actions and movement.
No actually there’s four. So that’s clearly way too many actions for keyboard.
Ah, so he's still pandering to the keyboard people and begging them to use a controller. That's not how it works, Alex.
He should be grateful people are playing his shitty "game" at all, not railroad them into using something they don't want to.
I’ve played some games that have a start up message saying “controller recommended”, but they never say “Keyboard SUCKS, please play with a controller pretty please!”
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
No actually there’s four. So that’s clearly way too many actions for keyboard.
Well, yeah, keyboard can't pass more than three keys simultaneously, but there is a catch - every PC has a mouse with at least three buttons, but Alex doesn't know that, since I clearly remember some anon recalling how he was surprised that one can click mouse wheel on one of his streams
 

Kuritan Deplorable

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Key limits can go past 3, good quality boards take deliberate key soup to hit the point where inputs are lost. But its a moot point, because his combat doesn't require multiple simultaneous key inputs. You can't move when attacking, and I'm not seeing any evidence that holding light and heavy will do something different.

This isn't even a particularly novel input range. light and heavy are pretty clear mouse button options, roll goes to space, and super goes on F. This takes like ten seconds of thought for a layout that'll work for 99.99% of people. If he did so and thinks its just too difficult, then his opinion of his own audience is lower than my own, and if he did some mangled keyboard soup, then he's even more ignorant than I'd expected.
 

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