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  1. *sigh*

    That'll teach me to want to play something when it comes out.
     
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    Jaimas

    Jaimas Memeing for Freedom
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  2. Assuming it ever came out at all. I just watched a video where he congratulated himself on making a new attack animation with a new weapon and then told me that you can only hurl bodies off the roof over specifically low railings because he's too lazy to make a new animation of the girl shoving the corpse over something tall. It's pretty transparent that he's intent on jerking off Patreon for all its worth.

    By the way, is it just me or does anyone else see how exceptional that concept is? You're hiding a body by hurling it over the side of an occupied building with windows where it can then be discovered at ground level. Witnesses much? It would literally be smarter to just leave the corpse on the roof indefinitely.
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid This will all end in tears, I just know it.

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  3. With the jerking off of Patreon he does, it wouldn't hurt to spend some of the money refining shit within the game but then again, the actions he has committed shows how terrible he is at things like coding and animation. As with hiding the body, that is a good point. The fact that there are windows would mean there'd be someone to potentially witness a falling body and the fact that it can then be discovered at ground level would make one wonder caused the murder. Sure one could say it'd come off as a suicide but considering the person would be murdered by whatever methods (that is animations the dev puts in like stabbing, neck slitting, and possibly strangulation), one could say the virtual police would be suspicious, especially with the very last one.
     
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    c-no

    c-no Heresy Hunting Preacher

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  4. The cops in real life would know immediately that it was a murder. Why would I stab, strangle or slash my own throat before jumping to my death? Good measure?
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid This will all end in tears, I just know it.

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  5. With that said, if he wanted to keep the railing disposal in the game, he'd at least make it a high-risk method that is better done when it's just your target alive and standing near the railing but that would probably be too much for him do in coding if it isn't there already.
     
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    c-no

    c-no Heresy Hunting Preacher

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  6. According to his own words, the game will probably only be finished in 2019.

    It will probably take far less time if he lauches a kickstarter to be able to afford hiring veteran coders and someone to be able to deal with all the e-mails.
     
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    selere

    selere Autism Pride World Wide

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  7. All the more reason I'll never donate to a Patreon.
     
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    Jaimas

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  8. At this rate if he keeps on obsessing over his e-mails I bet the game would be delayed forever.
     
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    Alan Pardew

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  9. I thought his creepy uncle voice was just an act...
     
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    Van Darkholme

    Van Darkholme DEEP ♂DARK ♂FANTASIES

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  10. Looking at his pictures, his voice (or at least the way he talks in all of his videos) doesn't really seem to match what he actually looks like.

    Also, to clarify, has he actually tried asking girls out, or is he one of those loveshies that assume that all the Chad Thundercocks keep stealing all the pretty girls away? Because frankly, with a little cleaning up done, he could pass off as a relatively normal looking guy. Doesn't need to surgically alter anything.

    Jesus Christ. A game with that concept shouldn't have to take that much amount of time. I get he's a lone guy with volunteers, but a lot of that time spent making videos could be spent working on his game.
     
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    scorptatious

    scorptatious Better than any Persona Waifu
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  11. Well, see, if he did that, he couldn't entice people to continue putting money in his pocket, people would eventually forget he even existed if he did it that way. I will admit, he is smart for doing it this way but by God is he lazy.
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid This will all end in tears, I just know it.

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  12. Nah that's there.
     
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    CWCissey

    CWCissey Charming Man
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  13. No wonder he can't be bothered to have a secretary look over his emails for 12-year olds for him.

    Wouldn't want to miss any chances with them. :tomgirl:
     
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    Emiya Kiwitsugu

    Emiya Kiwitsugu #bringbackgroups
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  14. I'm in the wrong line of work, man...
     
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    Pickle Pirate

    Pickle Pirate Pickles are just undead cucumbers.

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  15. Damn weeb can't even get his weeb shit right.

    His obvious reliance on shitty fanservice anime for his information on Japanese high school life does make me wonder if he is/was an active Troper, as everything he's referenced in-video culture-wise sounds like it was ripped from their 'Helpful Notes' page on Japan. :powerlevel: Half the shit he references was popular in the late 90s/early 00s (like the flower on the desk for a bullied student) but isn't too common these days.:powerlevel:
     
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  16. Technically, but remember, it's a sandbox game. How else are you going to make your kills obvious?

    But really, he's clearly not doing jack to do any meaningful improvements. Just the superficial/lazy stuff and the Easter eggs.

    Could be the case, everything looks like it was ripped from a Trope.

    Though unless he's stated when this game takes place, it's possible it may take place in that time period. Though if that's the case, that wouldn't explain the whole social media/touchscreen phones thing.

    So I can only assume it was just an autistic Troper idea of how Japan schools work.
     
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    Jewelsmakerguy

    Jewelsmakerguy GIANT TOOLS

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  17. Meh, I never tried the game. The Dev never added the Yuri option people were clamoring for, so I didn't bother.
     
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    Lord of Cinder

    Lord of Cinder One of Gywn's Loyal Knights

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  18. I think you can choose the gender of your senpai now.
    Either way, this certainly explains a lot. I'd seen let's plays of it, and I wondered why all the ~updates~ seemed to be for random, innocuous things like joining clubs and more panty options, but bigger issues like the NPCs glitching out pretty badly stayed consistent. I'll be surprised if the game makes it to 2019.
     
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    Smarmy

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  19. Nope. It hasn't been implemented yet. All you can do as of now is customize the male senpai.
     
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  20. lol weebs
     
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    SOINCHU

    SOINCHU Like totally bitchin'!

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