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Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart MahanDeveloper of Yandere Simulator & With the face only a mother could love

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  1. this dude talks like a 2000 era text-to-speech engine
     
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  2. Yandere Sam
     
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  3. The guy is making $5g a month off of this via Paetreon and not using it to spread the wealth? Greedy fucker is keeping all of that for himself?

    After Paetreon's 5% cut you're still sat on $4750. Let's say he dedicates himself and works full time on it, you could live on about $2g minimum.

    It won't be an awesome life, but you can function on about that, pay bills and food etc, sacrifices for your work/the art considering people were going to buy the shit out of this thing not too long ago.

    That still leaves $2750 in your bank every month. Now you can either hire on one extra dude for cleaning up programming, or play it smart.

    You could basically have five people obligated to work for you on some sort of part time level at $500 a pop (easily two-three days a week) with a $250 leftover fund to either help cover your own unexpected shortfalls/bills, or hire in yet another person to I dunno, cover your damn email sperging bullshit for an hour or two here or there.
     
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  4. This guy serious? Remember when Duke Nukem Forever took a long-ass time to make? Everyone pretty much forgot that existed outside of it being the butt of jokes.

    I seriously don't see this lasting until the end of the year before it gets full out abandoned.
     
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  5. I don't know what I was expecting
    Anyone who plays yandere simulator has some kind of weird vibe from them.
     
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  6. Same goes with most movies that take forever to make.
     
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  7. I actually remember the autism he's originally infamous (and hated on both /a/ and /m/) for.

    He was originally notorious for running a site that compared RahXephon to Evangelion, making some far-fetched (and less often, not-so-far-fetched) 'proof' that RahXephon is an Evangelion rip off. These got to the point that a parody image of his comparisons is floating around, and honestly it's not too far off the mark.

    The comparisons are still on his site, too, if you want a laugh.
     
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  8. Guy sure likes the idea of dicking armless-subservient-robot-womyn:
    "Deaf to the World" Nov 26, 2011
    Archived for future generations.

    Choice quotes:
    She was soft, almost gooey, like Chu jelly.
    "I must first lubricate your genitalia to reduce friction during copulation," Fi said.
    "I detect a 90% probability that you receive stimulation from the sight of secondary sexual characteristics that indicate fertility. I will exaggerate these characteristics to provide you with further arousal."
    I guess text to speech programs are meant for each other.
     
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  9. iirc, he did say he doesn't have a job and uses the patreon so he can work full time on the game. I mean, if he actually programmed things in a less shitty fashion, things would probably get done a lot faster but he's too stubborn and full of himself to realize the longer he continues on the like, the more he's going to have to fix later.

    But I think he said something about using the money he has to pay this one hair modeling dude (I don't know about anyone else)
     
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  10. The 'easter eggs' this guy has put in the game are unbelievable... least (or most, depending on your point of view) cringeworthy is definitely a girl named Mai Waifu.

    Mai_Waifu_Gazing.png

    According to her profile, she's sworn her love to an overseas game developer despite having admirers at the school. There's also Titan mode (which at one point actually had the Attack on Titan opening theme as BG music), characters from Osu!, and lots more.

    Don't forget all the emails he has to filter... not that he ever lets his fans do so... or gets someone to help him with that (i.e, a secretary!).
     
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  11. Yeah, he claims he puts the easter eggs in as a means of entertaining himself since he's allegedly so deep into his work that he has no time for fun anymore.
    Even though he has streamed, under both names, several times instead of working. He claims that he only gives himself a break if he's spent a certain amount of time on the game in a given day.
    So instead of making the game development go faster so he can have more free time, he's managed to incorporate dicking off into his work.
    And the people love it.
    In fact, it seems like most people care more about the Easter Eggs than the game because they're the only thing interesting to play with at this point.

    (He's actually streaming right now)
     
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  12. The video where he bitches about changing Yandere Simulator's name to "Lovesick" because "simulator games aren't taken seriously" is hilarious, because it's entirely his fault. My dude, if you want people to take your game seriously, then why are you implementing loads of self-indulgent mods? Instead of, y'know, maybe putting work into improving the game as a whole? It's not like he doesn't have the funds for it. Gotta keep jerking off that Patreon somehow, I guess.
     
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  13. "I do not want my game to be associated with those other meme games."

    *makes alternate skins based on everything that was popular on the Internet for the past five years*
     
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  14. Simualtor games will never be taken seriously,not when you had shovelware that tries to be like Goat Sim. As for implementing the self-indulgent mods, if he intends this game to be taken seriously, he should release that after he finishes making this game. Even then, that isn't going to happen when all he spends his time on is complaining about emails and other things no one cares about.
     
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  15. Is this game free right now or does one have to pay to play the beta (and where can one get it)
     
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  16. It's not even in beta yet, so you can play his latest build.

    https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/downloads/
     
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  17. The more I learn about this game the dumber it gets. Can't Yanderedev get sued for the AOT and OSU! stuff? I know if he try's to make money off this shit he definitely can.
     
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  18. Sorry about the double post but check out the picture they used to show off some official t-shirt.[​IMG]
    This poor girl looks so uncomfortable.
     
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  19. While I couldn't tell you about the Attack On Titan stuff, he apparently has permission from Pippi's creator. That said, anything in the Debug Menu is probably going to be purged in the final product. Otherwise, he's going to draw the wrath from Nintendo, the Touhou people, the One Punch Man guys, tobyfox, etc...
     
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