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Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart MahanDeveloper of Yandere Simulator & With the face only a mother could love

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  1. From what I was able to gather from this thread, the code just changed languages.

    So it's not shit, its merde.
     
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    Luigi

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  2. From what i alao understood, the new language simply has more avaliable memory, which means that Eva can trow more unused assets in the game world and it will take longer for the problem to return.
    This reminds me of his chat with Mike Z with Mike telling him to learn to predict and solve problems before its too late to change it with huge delays. Eva indeed didnt learn a thing
     
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  3. did he really make an entire ten minute video to bitch about waiting for his code to load? and his fans are giving him asspats for it? shit

    i deeply, deeply, deeply apologise yet again for my (the russian) people praising yandev and the game
     
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  4. Asspats are his diet. He needs them in order to delay the development of the game, to ensure the product will never be released so he can keep reeling in patron monies.

    (I mean in all seriousness I know it is going to come out, but I have real doubts about the quality)
     
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    Rabbit without a hat

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  5. Asspats with Doritos and mountain dew on top

    Not to mentions him basicly saying how while he was waiting for his spaghetti code to load up he spends hours on end on reddit and streaming big bouncing boobies slurp slurp.
     
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  6. this whole debacle is like those "luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" videos but slightly uncomfortable
     
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    Blanche Bleach

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  7. It's kind of sad to see him exaggerating and droning on about small things just to get that 10 minute ad revenue. It shouldn't take 10 minutes to explain that the development should be faster because the game has switched to a more efficient coding language - hell, most of his update videos only just hit the 10 minute mark. I would have thought the patreon shekels would be enough, but we've already established how greedy Alex is.
     
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  8. "Converting the code would take months to complete so i thought it'd take too long and it'd get in the way of things"
    Nigga you're already 6 months late on your schedule the fuck are you talking about?
     
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  9. Seriously though, what we would need to wake the rest of the YanSim fan base up is not one, but multiple completed YanSim clones and variants.

    Because it would show that in a shorter period of time not only were games finished, but superior versions of whatever Alex had even dreamed of making.
     
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  10. That won't do much. They are completely devoted to him that they think everything else is a rip-off and inferior, because they found him first. Hell they think anime characters are copying their beloved fap-characters in the game and that anything mentioning yandere is connected to FetishSim.

    It's best to consider them a lost cause, if they want to wake up, let them do it. A person can't develop with their hand held all the time.
     
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  11. Someone call Gaben, Reggie, and Devolver, this shits prime territory.
     
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  12. We have witnessed an increase in cognitive dissonance as additional people realize that Alex isn't who he says he is.

    Of course we are going to have people doubling and tripling down in hopes that their beloved developer will pull through.

    And these are the ones that will turn on Alex the hardest, and watching him try and defend himself yet again will be hilarious.
     
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  13. Watching yansim implode will be the highlight of my day, when/if it happens. Anyone got estimations of when?
     
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  14. I guess when Alex did something that REALLY pisses off his fanbase, which I highly doubt. He can record himself taking a shit, put it in the game and they still praise him. On the other hand, these new progress gave me a tiny sliver of hope that this game may actually be completed. Just so I can see reviewers shit on it.
     
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  15. Hey now! If Eva pays IGN enough, they might give it a 7.8/10...
     
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    IngusNSFW

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  16. he can't even pay his volunteers. what makes you think he'd give as much as a cent to ign?

    if he wanted good reviews though, he'd probably coerce or send his rabid fans after them

    edit: i see. my bad, sorry yall
     
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    #14596 Blanche Bleach, Jul 17, 2017
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2017
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  17. He does make yearly financial disclosure reports, claiming he pays his volunteers. I like bashing Alex, but we can't make blatant lies.
     
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  18. He likely grabbed that joke from Portal.
     
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    AbduluCthuluZulu

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  19. Likely copying bits of the cake "recipe" that includes ingredients like:
    • Fish-shaped crackers
    • Fish-shaped candies
    • Fish-shaped solid waste
    • Fish-shaped dirt
    • Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
    • Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
    • Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
     
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  20. So from what I've gathered Yan dev changing engines or whatever isn't actually going to help the project because he doesn't have the coding ability to made a product like the one he is promising.
     
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