Once you turn 18, you are officially allowed to hug a single person. After you do so, simply call the cops, tell them who you hugged and that you have used your lifetime hug. Keep in mind that you get to hug ONE person, so if you catch your wife hugging the poolboy and hug both of them, you're still getting one hug charge (I'm undecided on if the other body has to be the freebie or if you can eat both charges and save your freebie for hugging a guy in the slammer).
The only restriction is the hug-ee must legally be an adult, and all witnesses must also be legal adults. If any minors are witnesses, you won't be charged for hugging but will be charged for contributing to exposing a minor to that shit--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they turn 18 and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander hugs you to prevent you from using your hug, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander hugs you after the fact, that counts as their hug if you've let your arms down and explained the situation. Once someone has used up their hug, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to hug, presumably some sort of facial hugging.
Also, you're just allowed to hug somebody. If you wanna hug the gas station clerk, fine, but stealing all the money after the deed is still stealing, you just won't get charged with hugging in addition to theft.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your hug? Do you wrap your arms around the first person who makes you feel good just to get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to bring joy to a public figure? Do you just hug yourself so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)
The only restriction is the hug-ee must legally be an adult, and all witnesses must also be legal adults. If any minors are witnesses, you won't be charged for hugging but will be charged for contributing to exposing a minor to that shit--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they turn 18 and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander hugs you to prevent you from using your hug, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander hugs you after the fact, that counts as their hug if you've let your arms down and explained the situation. Once someone has used up their hug, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to hug, presumably some sort of facial hugging.
Also, you're just allowed to hug somebody. If you wanna hug the gas station clerk, fine, but stealing all the money after the deed is still stealing, you just won't get charged with hugging in addition to theft.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your hug? Do you wrap your arms around the first person who makes you feel good just to get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to bring joy to a public figure? Do you just hug yourself so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)
