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- Oct 31, 2018
Once you turn 18, you are officially allowed to murder a single person. After you do so, simply call the cops, tell them who you murdered and that you have used your lifetime murder. Keep in mind that you get to kill ONE person, so if you catch your wife banging the poolboy and kill both of them, you're still getting one murder charge (I'm undecided on if the other body has to be the freebie or if you can eat both charges and save your freebie for shivving a guy in the slammer).
The only restriction is the victim must legally be an adult, and all witnesses must also be legal adults. If any minors are witnesses, you won't be charged for murder but will be charged for contributing to exposing a minor to that shit--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they turn 18 and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander kills you to prevent you from using your murder, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander wastes you after the fact, that counts as their kill if you've dropped your weapon and explained the situation. Once someone has used up their kill, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to kill, presumably some sort of facial branding.
Also, you're just allowed to kill somebody. If you wanna shoot the gas station clerk, fine, but stealing all the money after the deed is still stealing, you just won't get charged with murder in addition to theft.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your kill? Do you bust a cap into the first person who pisses you off just to get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to take out a public figure? Do you just kill yourself so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)
The only restriction is the victim must legally be an adult, and all witnesses must also be legal adults. If any minors are witnesses, you won't be charged for murder but will be charged for contributing to exposing a minor to that shit--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they turn 18 and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander kills you to prevent you from using your murder, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander wastes you after the fact, that counts as their kill if you've dropped your weapon and explained the situation. Once someone has used up their kill, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to kill, presumably some sort of facial branding.
Also, you're just allowed to kill somebody. If you wanna shoot the gas station clerk, fine, but stealing all the money after the deed is still stealing, you just won't get charged with murder in addition to theft.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your kill? Do you bust a cap into the first person who pisses you off just to get it out of your system so you don't have to worry about it? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to take out a public figure? Do you just kill yourself so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)
