True & Honest Fan
- Feb 4, 2018
Wait until somebody uses their murder and then approach them and say that you'll murder them if they don't live as your slave.
It'd create a situation where you'd have to plot and hide your murders just as you had to before. If somebody murders someone else's family member and they know who it is, they're probably going to use their murder ticket to kill you. Better to do it in secret so you don't have to use your ticket, and keep it around in case they trace it back to you.
Once you turn 18, you are officially allowed to have a single autistic saga. After you do so, simply contact people affected by your rage, tell them what you have done and that you have used your lifetime "get out of being a shitty person worth laughing at card". Keep in mind that you get to safely be a degenerate for ONE span of your life, so if you continue publicly jerking off to Sonic lolicon after you moved from your scat mansion, you're still getting a thread for publicly jerking off to Sonic lolicon (I'm undecided on if the cheese pizza has to be the freebie or if you can eat both sagas and save your freebie for powerleveling in response to your thread).
The only restriction is that you can't murder or assault anybody, nor can you encourage somebody to cause substantial harm to themselves. If any people are harmed, you won't get a KiwiFarms thread but will be charged for contributing to exposing an innocent human to injury from your virgin rage--basically you have to pay any therapy bills until they fully recover and could possibly be further liable if they become a further fuckup, I haven't worked this part out yet. If either the intended victim or a bystander cuts ties with you to prevent you from using your rage, it's still self-defense, but if a bystander throws a temper tantrum against you after the fact, that counts as their lolcow phase if you've dropped your virgin rage and rationally explained the situation. Once someone has used up their free saga, there will need to be some sort of identification system so we know when somebody's allowed to go CWC, presumably some sort of facial branding.
Also, you're just allowed to go apeshit. If you wanna pepper-spray a GameStop employee, fine, but the damages caused to the person after the deed are still assault, you just won't get a thread here in addition to legal trouble.
Under these ground rules, how would you go about using your saga? Do you hate stalk the first person who pisses you off for the next five years? Do you save it in case you need it, and probably end up dying with it still unused? Do you use it for personal reasons, or use it to take out a public figure? Do you just urinate on Sonic plushies in the comfort of your private residence so you don't have to think about it?
Is OP an autistic faggot for even thinking of this? (thought I'd include a simple question here)