Apparently she buys water in single use bottles because she "likes to get it however she can" (????) And pre-purchased the food for her totally wild, unpredictable binge tonight and then showed it off.
Oh, but tomorrow is Monday so it's a new day and everything is gonna change. Totally.
There is no way that’s all she bought / all she’s eating for her nightly binge.. I also love how she tried to justify eating an entire fucking bag of cheetos by saying she won’t eat all of it, just 95% of it. Gorl.
OK, how does one tell if she's swollen or not? She says she is. Other people say she is too... Can't tell the difference, tbh. Also, I was hoping the fake accent would grace us again soon.
What the fuck did I just watch...?
“I need to shape up.”
GORL. Have you not shaped up enough? Followed by a “I’m going to eat whatever I want.” Which apparently is fat restaurant leftovers and egg rolls, pizza, more pasta, a cupcake AND slice of cake, Chinese buffet, and an entire grocery haul.
But she feels good about it guys. She had a good day. She’s probably going to have a heart attack but as long as she had a good day shoveling food into her gullet after weighing it at 500 lbs everything is a-ok.
A rundown of what (she admits) she ate in this video alone:
two egg rolls and broccoli alfredo
an indeterminate amount of beige food at the chinese buff-et
two slices of buffalo chicken pizza
about 15 potato wedges and whatever she forgot to mention she dipped them in
more pasta
a chocolate cupcake
a piece of chocolate cake
a family bag of cheetos puffs (and no less, let's be real)
a bar of dove chocolate
ramen noodles out of a sUpeR ky00T mug
I see some packets of taco seasoning in the shopping cart, perhaps we can expect another slop-instructional in the near future!
ETA: she's only eating this way because this is the last hurrah you guys, then monday comes and it's back to serious business of losing weight, so let's not judge her choices here.
She can't control herself during binges and she totally doesn't set herself up for failure but she's actively planning before her binge before it happens?
The smoothie talk was the same as the talk about how Becky "walks much more than they thought she did." Dripping in jealously and fear that Becky will be successful or already is being more successful than AL. I wonder if Becky is down any weight. If she is, Amber sure as hell won't tell us.