everything is about to change.... 1/29/2019 - Our Gorl Got a Coach

[StyrofoamFridge]

AmberLynn has a new plan, mania mini-saga incoming. She's doing something regarding the OPTAVIA program with an internet coach and some variation of the five-bite diet.

 

[MG 620]

Is this a real coach or a fake internet coach? Time will tell. Go gorl!

 

[AJ 447]

wtf it's past midnight in kentucky

 

[W00K #17]

Everything's about to change, it never changed in the last 5 years, but it's about to now.

I believe her yo, I dont know why, but i do.

 

[Owlflaps]

It doesn’t matter what weight loss plan you undergo, gorl. If you never apply yourself, you’re never gonna drop the fucking weight.

Also, I looked it up Optavia and it looks like a MLM scheme. Because our gorl is just that dumb to fall for one.

 

[twerkin_for_trayvon]

$400 dollarydoos for some shakes, bars, and cereals? yikes!

 

[JerkyPirate]

Haha I fuckin called some mlm bullshit. This idiot.

 

[A Owl]

wtf it's past midnight in kentucky

Lunchtime!

 

[amberLAH]

Here is the OPTAVIA compensation plan. I smell a pyramid scheme.

http://optaviamedia.com/pdf/compensation-plan.pdf

Anyone else think this video sounded sponsored/scripted?

 

[StyrofoamFridge]

Everyone keeping up with Amber has been telling her to try the 5 bite diet. It's less expensive than paying for a program with similar philosophy and scammy tactics. Guess that money being put towards a program is better than Torrid hauls.

 

[the autist of dojima]

Is /ourgorl/ gonna become a /fit/izen?

 

[hey101]

she should have just stuck with weight watchers. It worked for her and didn't have to pay for MLM scheme

 

[manic dainty gorl]

I've been lurking kiwifarms for years and this is it. This is the video that got me to make an account because I need other people that understand the this insane Amberlynn cycle.

 

[e-gf]

She is manic as fuck in this video. I don't know who she thinks she's fooling with this, we all know she can't stick to a plan for more than a week.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

She doesn't realize that weight loss surgery is the only way out. She thinks an MLM is the way out.

Even Boogie realized at 500+ that weight loss surgery was the only way out. ALR says someone lost 300+ on this program in two years (which I don't doubt) but she's kidding herself if she thinks she has the patience to eat and drink nothing but flavorless, overpriced MLM shit for two days, much less two years.

 

[SisterChristian]

$400 dollarydoos for some shakes, bars, and cereals? yikes!

We all know what happened to the last batch of bars she had.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Al should use that money she spent on this MLM stuff and get some healthcare and go to an impatient clinic where her food intake is monitored constantly. She can’t do this alone no matter how much she thinks she can. Fancy foods and diets won’t solve her problems. What she needs is an actual knowledge of nutrition and daily exercise to see weight change. Her lack of knowledge about nutrition is a big reason why she weighs as much as she does, coupled with her clear dependency on food and wanting to feel full. If she were to put trust in an actual expert and humble herself, she would see a clear change in her weight. And while she’s at it, meet with a psychologist to work on having healthy relationships with food instead of making it a crutch.

 

[Recent Lurker]

She spoke so cunty about the woman who said it was hard to transition from out of the program.

 

[Basketball Jones]

“I don’t know why but my brain always stops me from counting calories, counting points, ect. But I don’t know why my brain just does that.”

...So, Carl Jung had this theory about something called “Neurosis” and I think Amber is a living example of this condition.

I consciously want to lose weight but I also want to eat a lot of crap even though I know I shouldn’t but I want to and I shouldn’t cause I’m just going to gain more weight IwanttoeatIwanttoeatIwanttoeatIWANTTOEAT!!!

In short: maybe instead of binging her ass to full bloat before going on this new ~*journey*~ she should start asking herself some hard questions like: why she overeats, what causes her to overeat, why she automatically does it when she’s stressed and allows stress or sadness to be an excuse for overeating, why she’s a cunt, and why she chronically sabotages herself and every human relationship she’s ever had.

But lesbihonest... she isn’t going to. Soooo...bets on how long this ~*JOURNEY*~ will last?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

So...how long until this falls through?