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  1. With the directors of Frozen now talking about how they may given Elsa a lesbian love interest and Tumblr's I've seen getting all hyped up, I really don't think Disney's gonna do it.

    Disney made their "gay moment" in Beauty and the Beast, a one off dance scene. So Disney doesn't the spine to do anything. And two, that movie would probably get banned in several major markets so..
     
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    Sharon, they're kids stop projecting.
     
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  3. Frozen is overrated tripe anyway. I really don't understand why people have gone so gaga over it.

    It wasn't no Wreck-It Ralph.
     
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  4. You can tell that these people have never had friends offline because girls who are friends do that sort of thing a lot.
     
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  5. And they'll get pissed if you tell them these fictional characters are just friends. Every friends gotta be gay for each other no matter what.
     
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  6. My favorite thing about tumblr lesbians is that I bet my life that they have little to no friends IRL who are girls. They only like the idea of girls because it's safe, whereas boys are foreign.
     
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  7. or like "men are evil and will rape you just by looking at you"
     
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  8. So they do think a gym move means girls are going to get a lot more physical in the orgiastic way.
     
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  9. 1: Her name isn't even The Grudge, it's Kayako.
    2: The reason she died is because her husband killed her. How could she possibly have had a husband if she's a lesbian?
    Did this moron even watch any of the movies?
     
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  10. Question: why are gays so desperate for representation specifically from Disney? They don't care if 20th Century Fox or Paramount Pictures or Universal gave them homo characters, but they kiss the ink of a Disney script that even implies a character is gay. Makes me think.
     
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  11. Eh, that isn't entirely impossible. I have an older family member whose wife he married when he was younger divorced him when she realized she was homosexual. Social pressures are a thing.
     
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  12. Have you not heard of a beard?

    Also, call it a hunch, but I suspect that's a shitpost.
     
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  13. I liked Frozen, but Tangled and Beauty And the Beast will be the superior princess movie.

    I think it's because one, many of those people may not even gay but just gay/lesbian ship loving fangirls.

    And two, Disney is always blowing smoke up their ass, calling themselves the most "progressive" out of the bunch and their shows and movies have a lot more reach to families and are a part of many people's childhoods. Plus you know if it's a "Disney" movie because they have their own style and feel.
    For the most part, what is a "Warner Bros movie"? A "Paramount movie" or "Universal" movie?
     
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  14. I think it's simpler than that: they're Disney fans. They grew up on Disney and never grew out of it.
     
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  15. And it's not like they could make Disney Princes into yaoi bishies now, since yaoi is out of fashion.
     
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  16. True. I probably shouldn't be overthinking why obsessive Disney fans of all people haven't grown up.
     
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  17. Frozen also had a "gay moment" with that trading post guy ("Hoo hoo family!") but I guess cause it was WHITE MEN it don't count.

    Disney wont flat out pander to the likes of them, Disney is also in countries that kill homosexuals so they have to be subtle. Sorry not sorry no "~lesbian trans girl princess~" (though Star Wars is getting more pandering...)

    And even IF Disney started pandering to them like every other movie company has they will still bitch about it anyways, they are already bitching about how Black Panther is "colonization" or whatever.
     
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  18. There is some hate towards Elsa being a lesbian because she'd still be a "white lesbian". Hence also some skin tone changes in Elsa fanart. Even if It takes place in Norway like 200 years ago. I dunno what they were expecting.

    As for BP, majority of people I know a lot of tumblr-esque people who love BP. And don't care about the colonization stuff. It's the people who find holes in the stories logic or hate the movie that they go all apeshit.
     
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  19. All of this reminds of that time I used to follow a call out Tumblr where some of the mods were also supposedly making a game. A mere suggestion of there being cute girls in their game is enough to have the anons go gaga about possible lesbians. Since they are tumblrinas, the response was obvious.

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    It was also in response to them proclaiming that there would be "cute boys AND cute girls" (their emphasis)

    These people wouldn't know transphobic if it bit them. Some of them even claim that they are trans when they don't even dress like a man
     
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  20. That is why I quit following stop yanderedev...its nothing but trans + homosexual fetishistizing and ~they are ALL GAYYYY ALL GAYYYY GAY SOFT BABBYS uwu~"

    I find it rather creepy how they only say "trans girls uwu" and "trans boys uwu" instead of trans women & trans men, and in that same sentence go on about "UR A PEDO REEEEE!" over an age gap ship
     
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