everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[remiem]

Y'know, stuff like this makes me wonder about long-term social implications. If girls can't be friends without dyking it out, will girls increasingly try to get boyfriends so idiots don't claim she's a dyke?

No. Because these weirdos wouldn't walk up to two women and tell them they're lesbians for being near one another. The whole phenomenon of LGBT+ headcanons are almost totally contained to internet stupidity because nobody walks up to random strangers or items and starts assigning them sexuality or genders without the normies thinking they're retarded.

The worst part about it is how it shits up the various fandom tags on any website with a system for tagging and the same for searches on other sites. Having to dig through their endless spewing about how X/Y/Z is Gay/Lesbian/Troon and all their bad art and writing wank from those headcanons is one of the things that makes quite a few fandoms truly insufferable.

 

[najororl]

Why was the heart tail Eevee even made for? Makes no sense because Eevee's going to lose the gender difference upon evolution, anyway. TPC's attempts to make Eevee more marketable comes off as a bit forced at times.

I mean, you can say that about Pikachu as well.
Female pikachu's that evolve lose the cutesy heart shape and instead gain a regular thunderbolt tail that's been slightly chipped off. so you can make the argument that the gender difference between pikachu's is useless, since it's a second stage anyway and it's bound to evolve, but because it oozes of marketability, TPC does what it can to get those dollaroos.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

The Instagram account justlovingothergirls is the epitome of everything being gay.

The idea behind it is that every "I'm not like other girls meme" should be redrawn so that the girls in them are lesbians. It was a sweet idea at first, but they do the same ones over and over again.

Spoiler

I love how years after its inception, people are only just figuring out the original art is transformation fetish artwork.

 

[Schwaymang]

Pretty much KnowYourMeme in a nutshell nowadays.

 

[scathefire]

Pretty much KnowYourMeme in a nutshell nowadays.

In what way? Just curious, do you mean the imageboard sections of the site?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Why was the heart tail Eevee even made for? Makes no sense because Eevee's going to lose the gender difference upon evolution, anyway. TPC's attempts to make Eevee more marketable comes off as a bit forced at times.

It's been a thing since Let's Go, Eevee! with the female Eevee having a heart-shaped pattern on it, although I personally didn't know about that until recently since I played the Pikachu! version. Honestly doesn't bother me, but it's a bit tacky for sure since I guess they wanted to match with the Pikachu counterpart version.

Applying the "uwu lesbians" logic to the Pokémon themselves is no less autistic, though.

 

[ee.zdoom]

eh this shit is tumblr i remmeber when everone would freak out when two men would talk to each other because these teenage girls have a fetish for gay men but hide it by saying "I JUST THINK ITS CUTE >//<" most of the girls who do this are fake bi girls who say theyre bi but only date skinny white men and have never been attracted to women in their lives

 

[Pestilence]

Glasses are gay now

And idk I would like to see the world without it being blurry, but I guess I only have glasses to see girls according to this person
(This feels like something DtM would post)

Edit: I found this through someone agreeing with what it said and taking it seriously so I assumed it was serious, apologies if this is just a shitpost

 

[Queen Elizabeth]

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Glasses are gay now

And idk I would like to see the world without it being blurry, but I guess I only have glasses to see girls according to this person
(This feels like something DtM would post)

I think this is a joke actually. I saw something similar to this with a tweet by a woman saying that men wearing glasses seemed kinda gay. This has to be a parody of that, it's even written similarly.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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Glasses are gay now

And idk I would like to see the world without it being blurry, but I guess I only have glasses to see girls according to this person
(This feels like something DtM would post)

That's a pretty blatant shitpost, m8.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I mean, you can say that about Pikachu as well.
Female pikachu's that evolve lose the cutesy heart shape and instead gain a regular thunderbolt tail that's been slightly chipped off. so you can make the argument that the gender difference between pikachu's is useless, since it's a second stage anyway and it's bound to evolve, but because it oozes of marketability, TPC does what it can to get those dollaroos.

At least female Pikachu existed since gen 4 and keeps the gender difference... sort of. They decided to introduce "female" Eevee differentiations for Let's Go, which is not only generations late, but also tries to shine the light on Eevee even though it's the "evolution" Pokémon and all these incentives to not evolve it are stupid.

 

[osooolemiiio]

"Good art, bad concept", anyone?
I'm getting serious Pacopanda vibes from this one.

 

[Queen Elizabeth]

"Good art, bad concept", anyone?
I'm getting serious Pacopanda vibes from this one.

How is this lesbian? Gay sure, but that's all I see on their profile, just from a cursory glance.

 

[osooolemiiio]

Just threw into the pile because don't remember whether or not there was an "everything is gay" thread and there's little to no sjw content for "sjw art" one Sorry.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"Good art, bad concept", anyone?
I'm getting serious Pacopanda vibes from this one.

Don't see the problem with this one, tbh. Sure, shipping muppets is weird, but it's not creepy fetishy or trying to force anyone else to ship it by calling them bigots.

 

[66andtwothirds]

how is that les-... never mind.


they love this moeblob thing called Maid Dragon.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

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how is that les-... never mind.

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they love this moeblob thing called Maid Dragon.

PBG and Marceline kissed, but that's only because an animator was told that they "had a moment" and decided to self-insert her shipping at that moment. Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Koby_Fish]

PBG and Marceline kissed, but that's only because an animator was told that they "had a moment" and decided to self-insert her shipping at that moment. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I think the showrunner always intended to put Princess Bubblegum and Marceline in a relationship, or at least claimed as such. Whether that was a retroactive thing or he really wanted it in the beginning, i forget.

 

[Maurice Caine]

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they love this moeblob thing called Maid Dragon.

SEASON 2 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
haruhi season 3 when

 

[Rakdos92]

I think the showrunner always intended to put Princess Bubblegum and Marceline in a relationship, or at least claimed as such. Whether that was a retroactive thing or he really wanted it in the beginning, i forget.

Retroactive, aka a fucking retcon to pander to the lgbt-trash crowd.