everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I had saved this link

People who spin animals being friendly, helpfull or playfull as sexual should get disemboweled.

Ffs, not everything under the moon is "romance".

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

This. Lesbians will always be a fascination to coomers because who wants to see another dude eat a woman's box out? Gross.

Coomers?

I was checking my drafts for an unrelated reason and I found that I had saved this link for this thread and then forgot about it https://somarysueme.tumblr.com/post/181841122691/its-cute-guys-nothing-but-respect-for-my-lesbian

People who spin animals being friendly, helpfull or playfull as sexual should get disemboweled.

Ffs, not everything under the moon is "romance".

I agree.

What is this obsession with romance and cute things? I like cute things but not like this.

 

[Rakdos92]

Part of it is because the voice actress was also Marceline in Adventure Time. Other than that, annoying dykes being annoying.

Dykes need some solid cock in their life. They wouldn't be as annoying anymore then.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

A Lyrical Nanoha server (principally but other stuffs are allowed). I would screencap but it would take me forever to edit everything

Spoiler: This is your brain on Yuri

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These are all trannies aren't they?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I can't post screencaps because the conversations are private and this is a dear friend of mine that I love to death, but something broke in me today. Said dear friend is convinced that Indiana Jones is a trans woman. She'll still give him he/him pronouns but will maintain that Indy is closeted even to himself. Today she said "even if you headcanon him as a cis dude" regarding a disguise of his and I'm just like? He is a cis dude. In CANON. If she wants to headcanon Indy as trans, I don't give a shit, but don't say that he's trans in canon unless proven otherwise.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I can't post screencaps because the conversations are private and this is a dear friend of mine that I love to death, but something broke in me today. Said dear friend is convinced that Indiana Jones is a trans woman. She'll still give him he/him pronouns but will maintain that Indy is closeted even to himself. Today she said "even if you headcanon him as a cis dude" regarding a disguise of his and I'm just like? He is a cis dude. In CANON. If she wants to headcanon Indy as trans, I don't give a shit, but don't say that he's trans in canon unless proven otherwise.

...Jesus Christ, this person had better have saved your life or something if you're still friends with them when they spout shit this insanely autistic. Either that or you have the patience of a saint.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

...Jesus Christ, this person had better have saved your life or something if you're still friends with them when they spout shit this insanely autistic. Either that or you have the patience of a saint.

This is a one-off thing with her, actually, which makes it all the weirder. (Also yes to both. I'm not joking. But it's still something very weird for her to maintain considering how level headed she usually is.)

 

[madethistocomment]

I can't post screencaps because the conversations are private and this is a dear friend of mine that I love to death, but something broke in me today. Said dear friend is convinced that Indiana Jones is a trans woman. She'll still give him he/him pronouns but will maintain that Indy is closeted even to himself. Today she said "even if you headcanon him as a cis dude" regarding a disguise of his and I'm just like? He is a cis dude. In CANON. If she wants to headcanon Indy as trans, I don't give a shit, but don't say that he's trans in canon unless proven otherwise.

......Might I ask why she believes this?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

......Might I ask why she believes this?

Well. She's never fully explained why. Although she has discussed how the real life dog that Indiana Jones was named after was a female, and that Indy going by the more feminine sounding Indiana instead of his real, masculine name reminded her of trans people rejecting their birth names. (Forget that Henry Sr is/was a bastard and if I was Junior I wouldn't want to go by my birth name either.) If she wanted to play with that in fanwork or whatever and just leave it at that, fine. I don't give a shit. In fact, I am a fan of a little bending in fanfic if it's for good fun or explores a character in some way. I just don't know exactly how she got the idea that he was trans in canon. That's the part that really makes me go "the fuck, mate."

Spoiler: autistic rant

A lot of trans headcanons annoy me because they go with gender stereotypes or they target minority characters as it is. I know several people on Tumblr that believe(d) that Webby from Ducktales 2017 was a trans girl because ???? She liked adventure despite wearing a skirt??? I don't fuckin' know. I find it sexist to target one of the few female characters of the show and make her trans to make her more "special" or whatever. Especially if it's a tomboyish character. I thought it was considered homophobic to assume that all girls with short hair were dykes, yet here we are saying they're all trans/non binary just for that in 2021. Seriously, what the fuck. It's kinda like when redheads are replaced with black people in shitty woke reboots. It's not creative in the slightest. You're just racebending a white character (often a classic one) for woke points/to increase the diversity quota. Why not just create a new character? Too much hard work? /rant before it becomes even more autistic

 

[Weed Eater]

So I recently discovered an animation gem known as "Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure". The soundtrack is done by Joe Raposo (Writer for "Bein' Green", "C Is for Cookie", and many other classics you probably have nostalgia for already). Granted, the film is a mess when it comes to the plot, and it's rightfully considered a B-movie, but the level of soul put into it makes me happy, and I've found myself really enjoying it. Of course, anything cute and childish is always going to be taken over by woke Tumblr/Twitter mobs, and now Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy, and another character Babette all are considered homos in some way now. People have already made video edits to promote their bullshit headcanons and I want to commit mass genocide in minecraft to these people. If you look through the comments you can get an easy taste of what I mean here.

This is a niche, animated film from 1977 for fucks sake. Can't anything be sacred anymore?

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

That is what it looks like when being lesbian is all they are as a person. Their life ends up feeling empty and meaningless otherwise, so they compensate by adding their fucked up idea of what they think gives their human worth (their lesbianism) to things they once enjoyed. Their life probably started going downhill when their sexuality took over their personality like a cancer, and they started thinking too much with the small bean between their legs.

 

[Surfin Terf]

So I've only read the last 10 pages or so of this thread and maybe it's been settled somewhere else, but why is the assumption that this is mostly being pushed by real lesbians? These posts seem quite similar to a lot of the thirsty posts by AGP troons. And it might be splitting hairs, but I'm sure that a significant portion of the real girls/women pushing this shit probably aren't actually lesbians so much as they just have unresolved issues with the idea of male relationships and so they fetishize male-free relationships and they'll ultimately get over it and settle down with a man.

I don't have a shred of evidence of these things though and if I'm totally wrong that's fine, but it feels unlikely to me that more than 1 in 10 of these kinds of posts come from real lesbians

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

but why is the assumption that this is mostly being pushed by real lesbians?

Because it is tumblr crowd, and they are, were and am mostly biologically female.

I'm sure that a significant portion of the real girls/women pushing this shit probably aren't actually lesbians so much as they just have unresolved issues with the idea of male relationships and so they fetishize male-free relationships and they'll ultimately get over it and settle down with a man.

This, as well.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Spoiler: Free lesbian pug

Found this in the wild. Don't know if it's actually an example of the yuri lunatics or if it's legitimate schizophrenia. There was a crazy-looking homeless woman next to this pile of trash, but I don't know if that's her number.

 

[Life is Hell...]

Owl House Season 2 is out, and it's just as Gay as ever....

And yes, this episode was written by Molly Ostertag, again....

 

[Badonkadonk Trash]

Owl House Season 2 is out, and it's just as Gay as ever....

And yes, this episode was written by Molly Ostertag, again....

I could sense the FBI coming any minute now...

 

[goma]

I don’t mind Luz/Amity being a thing, in itself, I’m simply frustrated by its sudden happening with little to no buildup.

 

[In the Air of the Night]

Owl House Season 2 is out, and it's just as Gay as ever....

And yes, this episode was written by Molly Ostertag, again....

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of asserting/headcanoning sexualities and romantic preferences on pre-teens or early teens. It just feels really wrong.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

So I recently discovered an animation gem known as "Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure". The soundtrack is done by Joe Raposo (Writer for "Bein' Green", "C Is for Cookie", and many other classics you probably have nostalgia for already). Granted, the film is a mess when it comes to the plot, and it's rightfully considered a B-movie, but the level of soul put into it makes me happy, and I've found myself really enjoying it. Of course, anything cute and childish is always going to be taken over by woke Tumblr/Twitter mobs, and now Raggedy Ann, Raggedy Andy, and another character Babette all are considered homos in some way now. People have already made video edits to promote their bullshit headcanons and I want to commit mass genocide in minecraft to these people. If you look through the comments you can get an easy taste of what I mean here.

This is a niche, animated film from 1977 for fucks sake. Can't anything be sacred anymore?

Sorry for the late reply, but hearing this pissed me off more than most of the things I see on this site. As a little kid, my mother and I played with her old Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy dolls together, and I still have fond memories of the time I spent with her that way. There were books, and I read those too- I think I might have dressed up as Raggedy Andy for Halloween one year.

TL;DR- To answer your question, no, nothing is sacred anymore.

 

[Weed Eater]

Sorry for the late reply, but hearing this pissed me off more than most of the things I see on this site. As a little kid, my mother and I played with her old Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy dolls together, and I still have fond memories of the time I spent with her that way. There were books, and I read those too- I think I might have dressed up as Raggedy Andy for Halloween one year.

TL;DR- To answer your question, no, nothing is sacred anymore.

My great-grandmother has personally made for me handmade Raggedy dolls that are still in pristine conditions to this day. From hearts on their chests with "I love you" to special tags stating they were handmade goods. Good to know and feel that someone out there has the same nostalgia as I do for the brother sister pair.