Interests Excuses used by Chris -

[Amelia]

I'm curious as to what the community feels is the worst excuse Chris has ever used to justify his bad behavior?

For me personally its from one of the Kacey calls where Chris claims to have multiple personality disorder to cover his ass when he makes mistakes. Also in the same call he claims to have memory issues and possibly be possessed by the spirit of a dead troll. Possibly Clyde Cash.

Now i know Autism will be the most commonly used excuse but lets try to focus on the many others. This is my first post so please be honest and true.

 

[ShavedSheep]

If not Autisim, those dang Internet Trolls

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Saying Snyder got himself run over on purpose to get money, this is the man who ASKED for leniency on Chris.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Every excuses ever about Sonichu hiatus.

 

[Tismo]

When Chris excused ShecameforCWC.jpg by saying that he made it to repress his urges.

He basically just admitted that he wanted to rape her, and just made that picture to 'release steam'. Which is both funny and horrifying because I'm sure he'd be willing to masturbate to it.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Autism as an excuse without actually looking for the correlation between autism symptoms and Chris's behavior.
E.g. "sensory overload" over blarms.

 

[John Daker]

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Tangentially on topic, I've always been interested in what Chris had the capability to excuse himself of. If he hit a child with his car, I still don't see any possibility of him taking responsibility and blaming anyone but the child.

 

[Mason Verger]

I love when he blames the victim for his 'trans'gression. Sure, some of the blame lies with him, but its MOSTLY the fault of the person he wronged and or assaulted.
Chris plays by his own rules, y'all just aren't following along..

 

[Milktheturtle]

Tangentially on topic, I've always been interested in what Chris had the capability to excuse himself of. If he hit a child with his car, I still don't see any possibility of him taking responsibility and blaming anyone but the child.

He already tried to hit someone with his car and never blamed himself,i personnaly think even if it was a child,Chris would find an excuse and blame it on the kid,

 

[Rai]

HURR ERM ERTISTIK

Just kidding. Chris is his own worst excuse. He never blames his faults on himself despite being explicitly told that he's in the wrong, and even his attempts at apologies (Clyde, et cetera) end up being excuses for him to threaten the dang interweb trolls again because he can't prioritize between sincerity and his own ego.

 

[animedad]

Listening to the father call during the Kacey Saga, you could hear Chris making a ton of pathetic excuses thinking he could earn the benefit of the doubt with someone he was trying to impress.

Chris learned to make excuses from Barb. She always operated with that "it's everyone elses' fault but my own" mindset and Chris picked up on that pretty early on.

 

[Lipitor]

I am too busy taking care of my mother and our pets.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He doesn't seem to have a component that actually acknowledges the possibility that he could ever be responsible. It's like a cartoon voice in his head telling him he's perfect.

"Ain't yer fault, Christian. They shoulda outta know'd you were stressed that day! A'yup!"

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

this is a placeholder for a post i'm thinking about making

given that inspiration is a huge variable and i may be lacking in it, i will make this post here as soon as possible. thank you for your patience and patronage.

 

[Mason Verger]

Who the fuck WOULDN'T listen to that supportive, yokel, cartoon donkey?!

 

[unfer]

I find his "blank mind / autistic mental block" bullshit objectively the worst. Total absolution from anything ever, yeahhh! Good job those random brain lockups haven't concerned him enough to stop operating a motor vehicle.

I don't think Chris is actively malicious, so I find his alleged savage raping urge and its narrow suppression via preschooler-quality crayola porn merely laughable. He is incredibly stupid, lazy and careless, however, and it's already had some relatively minor consequences. I could totally see him backing over a toddler / crashing a plane / nuking a city, and defiantly chalking it up to dang dirty :autism: beating on his lobes.

 

[NumberingYourState]

I don't think there's a single page in the atlas of Chris's life that isn't making excuses for everything.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

Him claiming to be straight and flirting with the LGBT community as a "lesbian soul trapped in a mans body" as an excuse to be a tranny/drag queen.

 

[Spectrum]

I like his recent use of the "bills to pay" excuse he's tried to use to circumvent financial responsibilities.