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Rate me autistic, but I cannot stop thinking about the shitty colour of her new nail polish; that's the shade a middle school aged girl would use because her mom doesn't want her to wear actual dark colours.

Like, gorl, with your 10k a month you could've ordered SimplyNailogical's Holo Taco, since you enjoy buying youtubers merch so much.
 

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Thanks for my new avatar!

Rate me autistic, but I cannot stop thinking about the shitty colour of her new nail polish; that's the shade a middle school aged girl would use because her mom doesn't want her to wear actual dark colours.

Like, gorl, with your 10k a month you could've ordered SimplyNailogical's Holo Taco, since you enjoy buying youtubers merch so much.
lol Cuccio. Kelli Marissa (another nail YouTuber) loves that brand. Color looks like shit, especially against her skin. The purple further brings out the Portuguese jaundice in the non brown parts of her beetus paws. If she treats her nails as poorly as she does the rest of her body, what's the fucking point? You can get pure acetone for less than a buck at Walmart. Cotton balls for similar. Is she afraid of the post-removal dryness that lotion helps with?

Granted, she's shit with the rest of her makeup. Wash your fucking face gorl.
 

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Rate me autistic, but I cannot stop thinking about the shitty colour of her new nail polish; that's the shade a middle school aged girl would use because her mom doesn't want her to wear actual dark colours.

Like, gorl, with your 10k a month you could've ordered SimplyNailogical's Holo Taco, since you enjoy buying youtubers merch so much.
but is it quick dry polish? a gorl can't be waiting around over an hour waiting for nails to dry when there are sandwiches, cookies and chips to be eaten.
 

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Rate me autistic, but I cannot stop thinking about the shitty colour of her new nail polish; that's the shade a middle school aged girl would use because her mom doesn't want her to wear actual dark colours.

Like, gorl, with your 10k a month you could've ordered SimplyNailogical's Holo Taco, since you enjoy buying youtubers merch so much.
I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.
 
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I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.
She's a borderline shut-in. She only ever leaves the hut for food, and even then it seems like that's becoming less and less common since she has Becky just mule take-out back to her. Even if she had the chance to go to a salon like that one specifically for obese women in LA, she wouldn't because she's a filthy hikikomori.
 

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I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.
How are her t-rex arms supposed to reach the table when her stomach is taking up so much real estate she's sitting 5 feet from the manicure station?
 

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Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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@Dog Prom 3D could you please give us some medical speculation on the nature of her right leg?

I am aware fluid build up can cause mass swelling below the knee, but what would cause such an acute discrepancy between her two tree trunks? It look at least 50% bigger. And what's the sustainability of having such profound ascities (I may be using that term incorrectly, sorry) in her legs?
 
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I've always wondered why she doesn't just go get her nails professionally done like Chantal does sometimes. Probably because she won't fit in their chairs.. or they'll get ruined when she fingers Becky.
I think she did for a minute there. I want to say it was right after Dusty dumped her ass and she went all girly I suppose in an attempt to entice Dusty back?
 

Tiny Clanger

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I think she did for a minute there. I want to say it was right after Dusty dumped her ass and she went all girly I suppose in an attempt to entice Dusty back?
Iirc she got them done fairly regularly when she was with Dustin - I remember her mimbling on how matte topcoats wore off, and the beetus mitts were shown off to perfection with a huge growth line. So regularly, but not regularly enough.

Gawd. How low we have sunk, gorls. I hope the DnD's coming back shakes things up a bit cos ye gods, is she boring now.....
 

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Clangs, it only seems like she did it "regularly" because she filmed a bunch of videos after getting her nails did once, maaaaybe twice. Those nail appointments were actually pity outings that took place soon after Destiny dumped her.

As for why she doesn't get them done now, why would she? Who cares if she has money, she doesn't even wash her hair or shower. And even if she had good hygeine, most dykes don't make fake fingernails a priority (not that Amberlynn is sexually active but the fact remains)
 
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