EXTREMELY unpopular opinion about ALR - Not what you would expect but hear me out.

MisterVance

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Disregarding ALR's lack of progress - and in some ways reverse progress - that we like to mock her for, as well as her abhorrent personality, you have to give her some proper respect for not giving up.

Think about it: most deathfats will just sit there on the couch/bed/computerchair/etc and blindly guzzle pound after pound of deep-fried garbage washed down with sugary soda and some antidepressants. For ALR to not only be self-aware but to actively keep trying to solve her problem - as often as she fails miserably at it - already makes her better than 99% of deathfats.

AFAIK, the whole point of Lolcows is that they are terrible, laughable human beings who are both unaware of how idiotic they are and simultaneously try to defend their shit behavior. If you view all of ALR's videos, you will see a lot bad stuff, sure, but punctuating that are videos where she becomes genuinely emotional and acknowledges that she has a huge problem that she inflicted upon herself.

You can cry about this all you want but in my opinion, ALR, despite being a Lolcow, is one of the least Lollest of cows out there. You can't say that she isn't at least trying to solve her issue and hasn't enough resolve to not give up after so many years.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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She’s just pretending “to try” because what else is she going to do for content. More wal-mart hauls? Bitch hasn’t actually tried to stick to a diet in eight years. She likes to think about it and say lots of words but there has been zero action. She’s just a typical death fat but is willing to put on a public performance about changing.

If she could she’d totally do videos and lie about how she’s lost 100 and has totally stuck to a diet but can’t get around the whole visible weight loss requirement. The day some Indian programmer comes up with a way to photoshop steady weight loss on videos Amber will be the first customer. She’s got the lying and weight loss cliche psycho babble down pat. The important “eat less garbage” totally eludes her.

Also LOL at someone creating an account just to post this. Someone else is really fat but totally tries so therefore worthy of praise
 

SIGSEGV

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Every fucking time.
 

Bookish

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She's over 500 lbs. She was over 500lbs 2 years ago. I'm not giving her credit for staying alive.

I'll give a nod to her cancer docs for helping her along, though. She didn't even help them with that, she had those symptoms forever before going to the doctor when she was bleeding out so bad that she couldn't not go.
 

Hamberlard Raid

He was sneak dissing me over a three-week period.
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OP is absolutely right. This is an extremely unpopular opinion about ALR.

In order to give up, one must put effort into something at some point. Hambert puts minimal effort into any and all conceivable tasks (see: video editing, filming, her relationships with others, poor hygiene or lack thereof, caring for her pets, or her cooking).

Other than baiting her audience through trolling tactics, what does ALR put effort into?
 

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