Lolcow Fabiano Honorato -

[Dr. Mario]

Fabiano Honorato is a virgin (though he doesn't seem to really care about it) who was in love with the Looney Tunes character Lola Bunny. He was very obsessed with Lola Bunny and got recognized because of his videos ranting about Lola. Fabiano lives here in Brazil, he share a house his stepmother and both of then don't work, instead, they receive help from their neighbors and a tugboat from his deceased parents.

Talking about his parents; his mother died back in 2006 and his father in 2012. Fabiano now alleges that he can't work because he suffers with thrombosis and labyrinthitis (but of course we know that he doesn't work because of other reasons ).

Fabiano is very delusional and can't differ the fantasy from reality. He believes that he came from the Looney Tunes dimension and his objective here on our world is to help other people through advices, even though he can't even help himself.

Before Lola Bunny, Fabiano was in love with another character, Renamon (from Digimon), during that phase, he changed his nickname to Fabimon. His first saga debuted on internet back in 2006 when he made a lot of posts on Orkut (it was pretty popular in Brazil at the time). Two years later he recorded three videos asking for Lola Bunny stuff and posted on YouTube. No one archived those videos. After that, he disappeared for a few years. Until he came back with a fanfic about him and Lola Bunny getting married.

The Infamous Fanfic - Part 1

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*LOLA BUNNY'S DIARY*> I live with my mother, my name is Lola Bunny ( I am a rabbit from the Looney Tunes), I like to play basketball and I also like to live with my mother.
One day, a friend of my mom came to our house and, suddenly, when I saw him, I fell in love.
He calls himself Fabiano Bunny Honorato (He is a human)...
Even being really shy, I go to him and I strike a conversation with him...
I really liked him, he is kind and very pacient...
He also liked me...
I was overwhelmingly happy in that moment...
I thought I'd die of joy...
My mom also liked him a lot, but only as a friend...
One day Fabiano told me that he would come over to my house, I happily helped my mother with dinner...
When Fabiano finally arrived, I got myself dressed up and had dinner with him and my mother...
10 days later I told Fabiano that I was in love with him, but my mom doesn't wanted me to live with him...
I was so sad, I cried a lot...
My mom didn't wanted to chat with me about that subject...
That was getting complicated...
My mom grounded me so I couldn't see Fabiano and I was becoming even more sad...
One day I found Fabiano's phone number and called him when my mother went out to buy some milk...
Everything happened as planned...
My mother did not suspect anything....
But I wasn't resisting, I had to talk about that again...
I tried to talk with my mother again, but, she doesn't wanted to talk about that again...
I was forbidden to talk to Fabiano...
That was a nightmare...
I was so distressed...
But then...
I found a way...
When my mom would leave again, I would talk with Fabiano...
I didn't knew, but he was in love with me...
And his parents also forbid him from meeting me and talking with me...
One day, Fabiano agreed with me to go to the park to date in secret...
But I had to go disguised, cuz if our parents discover that, we would be screwed!
We didn't take notice, but the gossiby neighbor told everything and we were fucked...
My mom beat me a lot...
Fabiano got grounded...
We were very distressed...
But we couldn't give up...
Not now!
Our love couldn't be impossible
This love IS possible!!! "To want is to have power"

Fabiano came back to the internet in 2012 and is becoming very known around these parts because of his new videos ranting about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and talking messages to his "fans" and friends.

Fabiano dances to My Little Pony Theme Song

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→ I'll be keep updating this thread along with Dork Of Ages and Yawning Squirtle, we will be telling you guys more about Fabiano and his misadventures.
We'll also put some of his Sagas translated to English.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Fabiano is not just some weird unemployed brony, he is a magician!

If you didn't understand that, he basically "turns" R$2 into R$20 .

Wes Iseli should be careful, he is dealing with some competition from the other hemisphere.

 

[c-no]

Seeing as how he is a brony, does he sperg when something happens to the show such as Equestria Girls, Season 3, and Alicorn Twilight? If this guy is like a Brazilian Chris, it kinda makes me wonder if he did something Chris has done such as getting into scuffles with security or embarking some love quest.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Ai caramba!

 

[c-no]

Ai caramba!

Save it for when we all see something that deserves it such as say a terrible MLP drawing he could make or some video where he talks about loving Lola Bunny so much that he wants to get down with her. Only then will a "Ai caramba!" be used rather well.

 

[wheat pasta]

I was under the impression that all BRs are Socially cool and Awesome. Have I been lied to?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I was under the impression that all BRs are Socially cool and Awesome. Have I been lied to?

Brazil is a large and diverse country, just like the US. We are going to have our own share of weirdos, just like you guys from 'Murica.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Brazil is a large and diverse country, just like the US. We are going to have our own share of weirdos, just like you guys from 'Murica.

The babes there are still hot though and that's a fact.

 

[Dr. Mario]

The babes there are still hot though and that's a fact.

Suuuuuure...

 

[homerbeoulve]

Suuuuuure...

No, like this one:

 

[Dr. Mario]

Seeing as how he is a brony, does he sperg when something happens to the show such as Equestria Girls, Season 3, and Alicorn Twilight? If this guy is like a Brazilian Chris, it kinda makes me wonder if he did something Chris has done such as getting into scuffles with security or embarking some love quest.

Well, he was kinda involved with pedophilia and there are nudes of him on the internet.

No, like this one:

How about this one?

 

[c-no]

Brazil is a large and diverse country, just like the US. We are going to have our own share of weirdos, just like you guys from 'Murica.

Sure, Brazil is big and diverse but can they have a lol-cow that can rival such as CWC and A-Log?

No, like this one:

As for Brazilian women homer, I think that one relative much like with women from say Japan and the USA.

Well, he was kinda involved with pedophilia and there are nudes of him on the internet.

Pedophilia? That can't do any good for him. As for what is on the internet, did it get him banned?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Sure, Brazil is big and diverse but can they have a lol-cow that can rival such as CWC and A-Log?


As for Brazilian women homer, I think that one relative much like with women from say Japan and the USA.


Pedophilia? That can't do any good for him. As for what is on the internet, did it get him banned?

Not yet.

Me and Dork of Ages are thinking about translating his fanfic about him and Lola Bunny getting married. Pure gold, I tell you.

 

[c-no]

Not yet.

Me and Dork of Ages are thinking about translating his fanfic about him and Lola Bunny get married. Pure gold, I tell you.

Oh boy, how much gold is it? Is it like A-Log levels of bad or is it worse?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Oh boy, how much gold is it? Is it like A-Log levels of bad or is it worse?

Way too worse.

 

[Harvey Kent]

What's with Lola Bunny? She's not that popular in the US, because she was invented in the 90's when the classic age of Looney Tunes was the 30s-50s. Did he just grow up on Space Jam?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Way too worse.

It is time, to descend into the Heart of Darkness.

 

[c-no]

It is time, to descend into the Heart of Darkness.

Be sure to have what you need for the descent. Perhaps it will be worse than furry A-Log and the Turkeymorph lady. Perhaps it'll be more horrifying than a terrible brony fan-fic or Sonichu comic.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Be sure to have what you need for the descent. Perhaps it will be worse than furry A-Log and the Turkeymorph lady. Perhaps it'll be more horrifying than a terrible brony fan-fic or Sonichu comic.

I survived the Turkey story. I am ready to go darker yet.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Are we ready to journey deep into the hearts and depths of man? I don't know.

"The horror. The horror . . ."