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Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
It looks like Chris's only incentives these days are free food and t-shirts.
Typical?
It looks like Chris's only incentives these days are free food and t-shirts.
Typical?
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Uh oh...chris and spicy food?
needles to say, briefs will be crapped by sundown
Uh oh...chris and spicy food?
needles to say, briefs will be crapped by sundown
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Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
LOL, He has to throw in that he's lost 7 pounds, just in case someone comments how unhealthy and fattening McDonald's food is!
LOL, He has to throw in that he's lost 7 pounds, just in case someone comments how unhealthy and fattening McDonald's food is!
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
And I thought that scale was lost in the hoard? I say we take any weight loss of Chris's with a grain of salt, especially with his McDonald's diet and apparent lack of physical activity (unless changing holey buttocks bandages is exercise?)
And I thought that scale was lost in the hoard? I say we take any weight loss of Chris's with a grain of salt, especially with his McDonald's diet and apparent lack of physical activity (unless changing holey buttocks bandages is exercise?)
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Or BOLDY SPICY could be a new rank title around here. Or at least a catch phrase akin to STUFF IS EXPENSIVE!
Or BOLDY SPICY could be a new rank title around here. Or at least a catch phrase akin to STUFF IS EXPENSIVE!
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Even if somebody comments that, he would either delete the comment or delete the whole post, so, why would he say that? because he knows how unhealthy and fat he is... i wouldn't be surprised if he gain more weight in a few days, but since he never "updates" his memory, he will just go with "mm, yeah, i am still at 211"
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Even if somebody comments that, he would either delete the comment or delete the whole post, so, why would he say that? because he knows how unhealthy and fat he is... i wouldn't be surprised if he gain more weight in a few days, but since he never "updates" his memory, he will just go with "mm, yeah, i am still at 211"
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
I'm no carny but even an untrained mark like me could tell that Chris is a hair or two over the 211lbs mark. You don't get a neck and greasy skin like he's got at that weight.
FemboiBunny said:
I'm no carny but even an untrained mark like me could tell that Chris is a hair or two over the 211lbs mark. You don't get a neck and greasy skin like he's got at that weight.
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a person tend to lose weight if their muscle mass is deteriorating? I've always hear the phrase "muscle weights more than fat".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a person tend to lose weight if their muscle mass is deteriorating? I've always hear the phrase "muscle weights more than fat".
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Also I just want to point out, having had it recently brought up, that this sort of post isn't really something we can laugh at. I mean it's interesting to see how important McDonalds is in his life. He's obviously thrilled that the Mickey D's menu has something new that he likes, to the point where he goes online and vouches to all his friends how good it is. However, if all Chris did was make dumb, happy posts praising silly things like fast food people would willingly tolerate him. He's kind of a cute sperg when he's in a good mood and not trying to get people killed or banned from life or having their stores blown up.
Chris hasn't had muscle in decades. It's either water weight or he's just not eating as much or is suffering some sort of illness.littlebiscuits said:
Also I just want to point out, having had it recently brought up, that this sort of post isn't really something we can laugh at. I mean it's interesting to see how important McDonalds is in his life. He's obviously thrilled that the Mickey D's menu has something new that he likes, to the point where he goes online and vouches to all his friends how good it is. However, if all Chris did was make dumb, happy posts praising silly things like fast food people would willingly tolerate him. He's kind of a cute sperg when he's in a good mood and not trying to get people killed or banned from life or having their stores blown up.
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
211 lbs? What a fucking liar. His face and chins alone must be one hundred pounds.
211 lbs? What a fucking liar. His face and chins alone must be one hundred pounds.
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Isn't this like the third or fourth time he's been "down to" 210?
If he starts chugging milk jugs with his McD's soon he'll be "down to" 220.
Isn't this like the third or fourth time he's been "down to" 210?
If he starts chugging milk jugs with his McD's soon he'll be "down to" 220.
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Yes, but first you need to have muscle for that to happen.
My guess is fatty just calibrated his scale improperly, or, a la Homer Simpson, some of his blubber got caught on the towel rack when he was weighing himself.
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Yes, but first you need to have muscle for that to happen.
My guess is fatty just calibrated his scale improperly, or, a la Homer Simpson, some of his blubber got caught on the towel rack when he was weighing himself.
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
LOL, once again Chris wants everyone to congratulate him for doing next to nothing. Truly he is a king among men. SPICY FOOD IS HARD!
I ate 2 McLobsters. I think that deserves a t-shirt more than hot wings.
LOL, once again Chris wants everyone to congratulate him for doing next to nothing. Truly he is a king among men. SPICY FOOD IS HARD!
I ate 2 McLobsters. I think that deserves a t-shirt more than hot wings.
Re: Facebook 10/15/13 - Chris reviews McDonalds Mighty Wings
Yeah, I guess if I ate McDonald's all the time I would be overjoyed at a new menu item, too. I'm sure that fellow who did the Supersize Me documentary got sick (literally!) of McD's after only 30 days of eating the food constantly...
Yeah, I guess if I ate McDonald's all the time I would be overjoyed at a new menu item, too. I'm sure that fellow who did the Supersize Me documentary got sick (literally!) of McD's after only 30 days of eating the food constantly...
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