Facebook 11-06-14 Fire at Chris's House Again #shovelmech -

[CatParty]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/748644555230026

 

[Francis York Morgan]

For fuck's sake, Chris. You needed coffee out in the fields too?!

 

[butt in trouble]

"Shovel Mech"

 

[littlebiscuits]

Dammit @Male ! How could you?

 

[the Borg]

Chris is missing the irony of calling someone else an idiot for starting a fire. Self-realization levels are at 0%, worse than his heart level!

 

[chiefshittingbull]

chris is like a bad luck charm. everywhere he goes misfortune falls on him and those hes close to. it makes for a damn good show though

 

[CWCissey]

Chrissy's never heard of controlled burns then.

That's how a lot of undergrowth and stuff is cleared. They do it every now and then on the moors to cut back on the heather.

 

[Clown Doll]

I'm just happy that it wasn't actually another Keurig incident.

 

[applecat]

Naturally, it is only Male Idiots who start fires.

 

[LM 697]

Shovel mech's arm is NOT BLUE!!!

 

[Night Terror]

I'm sorry, did he just call that digger a 'shovel-mech'? Because that's a fucking cool as hell name for a digger.

 

[butt in trouble]

Oh god. Barb tried calling 911.

I'm sure they stopped taking the Chandler's calls long ago.

 

[Ariel]

Why did he need a coffee enema outdoors?

 

[Bigguy28]

Thought the ruins of the old house caught fire at first. I do like how he uses male like it's an insult.

 

[Null]

okay im not like an expert on shit but it looks like that guy is using heavy machinery to dig a hole in the middle of an open field so that the firepit is as safe as reasonably possible

 

[Marvin]

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Are these things really called Shovel Mechs in the US or was this a new CWCism/Transformerism?

 

[CWCissey]

Are these things really called Shovel Mechs in the US or was this a new CWCism/Transformerism?

CWCism at a guess. I thought they were called 'excavators' in the US.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Are these things really called Shovel Mechs in the US or was this a new CWCism/Transformerism?

It's a new CWCism. We just call 'em backhoes.

 

[Pikonic]

Yes, looking at the pictures this is a controlled fire, the backhoe is probably filled with sand and the whole area is barricaded from the houses. It's probably dry and windy right now and the controlled fire is probably removing dried detritus to stop it from catching fire randomly and causing another fire in the nearby house.
And Chris has a problem with that.
Oh, the delicious irony.