Facebook 12/21: Chris needs more pokemans -

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lynx

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as per the usual, as far as Chris goes. surprisingly nothing about the latest gal pal update.
 

Descent

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Pokemon bank comes out in less than a week and will be free for the first month. There's no reason he can't wait six days, then transfer all his pogeymans from his old games to X and Y.
 

Stuff and Things

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Ok, i know this sounds like a minor complain, but why the fuck does he writes "pok'emon"??? if he can't write "pokémon" then he could at least write just "pokemon" but nooo, he has to make everything so awkward...

Also, i don't think that hidding his friend code was really necessary, even if you have his friend code, you can't do jack shit to him if he doesn't accepts you...
 

lynx

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FemboiBunny said:
Also, i don't think that hidding his friend code was really necessary, even if you have his friend code, you can't do jack shit to him if he doesn't accepts you...

eh, it was hidden here on a previous post so i hid it again. i have no idea how the 3ds friend feature works.
 

Stuff and Things

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lynx said:
FemboiBunny said:
Also, i don't think that hidding his friend code was really necessary, even if you have his friend code, you can't do jack shit to him if he doesn't accepts you...

eh, it was hidden here on a previous post so i hid it again. i have no idea how the 3ds friend feature works.

Oh, i see then, and the 3ds friend system is really simple and safe (even chris can use it :alog: ); chris gives you his friend code, and you add him, then, you send him your friend code, and he has to add you, and now you can, i don't know, play vidya together or see each other's mii characters... not too much really.
 

The Nameless One

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FemboiBunny said:
Ok, i know this sounds like a minor complain, but why the fuck does he writes "pok'emon"??? if he can't write "pokémon" then he could at least write just "pokemon" but nooo, he has to make everything so awkward...
I was about to post something about that, too. It really irks me how he insists on writing it like that, but it's characteristic Chris: He insists on unflinching observance of corporate trademarks ("there's a weird symbol over the 'e', so of COURSE I have to include it when I write the name"), yet he's too lazy to bother going through the effort to do it properly and just half-asses it ("meh, writing an apostrophe next to the 'e' is close enough").

Maybe Chris found out about the gal-pal comments on the first day and has been terribly depressed ever since. He's only just now crawled out for a moment with a message that says something akin to, "Stuck in house. Send Pokeymans. Heart level nearing 0%." Now he's going to crawl back into bed with his DS and wait for the flood of pity-friend requests to pour in--hence why he adds "No Facebook messages," because he's going to be playing vidya all day and won't have time to check Facebook messages.
 

Count groudon

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He's already got a :snorlax: for a mom, why could he possibly need more pokeymans?
 

Zim

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Man, it must be so hard to be in your 30's and be so busy with vidya that you can't take time off to check facebook.
 

bradsternum

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Oh for fucksake, Chris, grow up. Your fantasy life is shattered, it's time to reevaluate your fucking life, why the fuck are you still playing Pokemon?
*head through the wall*
 

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The Nameless One said:
FemboiBunny said:
Ok, i know this sounds like a minor complain, but why the fuck does he writes "pok'emon"??? if he can't write "pokémon" then he could at least write just "pokemon" but nooo, he has to make everything so awkward...
I was about to post something about that, too. It really irks me how he insists on writing it like that, but it's characteristic Chris: He insists on unflinching observance of corporate trademarks ("there's a weird symbol over the 'e', so of COURSE I have to include it when I write the name"), yet he's too lazy to bother going through the effort to do it properly and just half-asses it ("meh, writing an apostrophe next to the 'e' is close enough").

Maybe Chris found out about the gal-pal comments on the first day and has been terribly depressed ever since. He's only just now crawled out for a moment with a message that says something akin to, "Stuck in house. Send Pokeymans. Heart level nearing 0%." Now he's going to crawl back into bed with his DS and wait for the flood of pity-friend requests to pour in--hence why he adds "No Facebook messages," because he's going to be playing vidya all day and won't have time to check Facebook messages.

So, chris is still using pokemon for his pity party... god dammit chris!._.
 

DangDirtyTrolls

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Spearing out with video games won't make reality go away but he can sure as hell try.
 

milkshark

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Well, he still has Pokemon. Good for him I guess. I'm pretty sure nobody on his friends list is playing the same brand new Pokemon game right now.
 

Batman VS Tony Danza

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Finds out the best years of his life were a lie, is now mocked by the few people that mattered to him, and can't sell a box of used porn to solve his money problems.

Makes an update about Pokemon.

Sounds about right for Chris.
 

Tubular Monkey

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I think Chris would feel worse losing his Pokymans than losing friends. Not that he sees them very differently.
 

jmk451

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The Nameless One said:
FemboiBunny said:
Ok, i know this sounds like a minor complain, but why the fuck does he writes "pok'emon"??? if he can't write "pokémon" then he could at least write just "pokemon" but nooo, he has to make everything so awkward...
I was about to post something about that, too. It really irks me how he insists on writing it like that, but it's characteristic Chris: He insists on unflinching observance of corporate trademarks ("there's a weird symbol over the 'e', so of COURSE I have to include it when I write the name"), yet he's too lazy to bother going through the effort to do it properly and just half-asses it ("meh, writing an apostrophe next to the 'e' is close enough").

This presumes that he actually knows the difference between an acute accent and an apostrophe. That's a pretty big assumption
 

Stuff and Things

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jmk451 said:
The Nameless One said:
FemboiBunny said:
Ok, i know this sounds like a minor complain, but why the fuck does he writes "pok'emon"??? if he can't write "pokémon" then he could at least write just "pokemon" but nooo, he has to make everything so awkward...
I was about to post something about that, too. It really irks me how he insists on writing it like that, but it's characteristic Chris: He insists on unflinching observance of corporate trademarks ("there's a weird symbol over the 'e', so of COURSE I have to include it when I write the name"), yet he's too lazy to bother going through the effort to do it properly and just half-asses it ("meh, writing an apostrophe next to the 'e' is close enough").

This presumes that he actually knows the difference between an acute accent and an apostrophe. That's a pretty big assumption

I don't think he knows the difference, or even the reason of why the acute accent is in the "é" in the word "pokémon"... again, just making things more awkward and complicated than what they should be.
 

TheIncredibleLioness

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I'm almost disappointed that this is the latest news post-galpal discussions. I think I'd just (naively) assumed that Chris had heard, and would rage appropriately, or (wishful thinking here) maybe even attempt to take a long, hard look at his current life. (HAHAHAHA no.) Instead we get a repeat of something he did a while back, and it's begging for Pokémon, of all things. I wonder if he actually knows? The demand to not send Facebook messages seems telling, but there could be some unrelated stupid reason for it, like Chris being too busy with Pokémon to check for stuff like that, like others have said.

(And yes, it bugs the hell out of me too that he uses that odd spelling. I assume he's trying to mimic the accent, but even iPhones have a relatively easy way to make an accent -- simply hit and hold the e key and a menu will pop up that will bring up the accent he needs, rather than going to the number/alternate character menu that he needs to do. But this is Chris and I'm reading too much into it.)
 

Silver

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caffeinated_pirate said:
I'm going to guess he didn't get enough friend codes the first time.

what he should do is make a video
no but seriously my favorite Youtuber (who has probably far fewer subscribers than Chris has followers) made a video saying "give me friendcodes" and got a fuckton of codes
 
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