Facebook 12/5: Chris whines using Pokemon (also Twitter) -

[lynx]

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woe is chris

edit: added dates to posts

 

[Chris_R]

Re: Facebook 12/5/13: Chris whines using Pokemon

I created an account to post this update.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Re: Facebook 12/5/13: Chris whines using Pokemon

Beautiful. This is totally relatable. I always pine for the friends and father I will never see again.

 

[4Macie]

Re: Facebook 12/5/13: Chris whines using Pokemon

That William guy simply posted that he liked those pokemon, didn't even comment about whether anyone likes Chris.... gotta love it. He bitches and whines in hopes that someone, ANYONE, will say "Don't worry Chris, we love you" but no one ever does.

 

[pickleniggo]

So is Chris implying he's going to dig up Bob and wear his skull or

 

[CatParty]

Way to memorialize Nelson Mandela, Chris.

 

[exball]

Way to memorialize Nelson Mandela, Chris.

No darkies. :x

 

[A-Stump]

When you have a mother who is often compared to a Snorlax, why not compare yourself to a Pokemon too?

 

[pickleniggo]

Fixed for Chris.

 

[Satoru182]

This is sad, Chris has no idea how a normal adult would express his fellings. So pathetic comparing himself with emo pokimans every grain of reallity that he has to face now is really bringing him down and yet he cant comprehend that normal people will not take this shit seriously.

 

[Thetan]

When you have a mother who is often compared to a Snorlax, why not compare yourself to a Pokemon too?

Chris' odd, mangled grammar seems heavily influenced by Pokemon as well; his use of adjectives in particular. I realized this earlier when I was watching a video about Pokemon X, Y. (Yeah, I got curious and wanted to see what all of the fuss was about.) His speech patterns bear a resemblance to the descriptive language on certain Pokemon cards.

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[Stuff and Things]

Is he really using pokemon's pokedex entries just to get himself some pity asskisses?? hell, he even baddly edited that by inputing "friends and father"?? god dammit chris, no, just no, it really pisses me off that he's using one of the most childish metods to gain pity asspats, serously, comparing himself to a pokemon?? what the fuck? you recieve 800 dollars every month for fuck's sake, why would you need to do that? stop being so pathetic... and also, if your father died, it sure wasn't because it was killed by the members of a gang that dedicate their lives to steal and traficate with fantastic creatures that have mythical powers... i am sorry if i am a-logging here, but this is just ridiculous... what kind of person compares his life to that of a fictional creature on a children's videogame/cartoon??

 

[_blank_]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong since it's been a while since I played da Pokemans, but doesn't Cubone wear the skull of its mother on its head, no mention of the father?

And OT, we've really come to this point, where Chris is forcing Pokemon to be his pity pets?Yeah Chris, I'm sorry about your Dad dying truly - I'm sure he's somewhere above us all, looking down at you and sighing at how in three years since his passing, you've done fuck all except ruin any legacy he had, even if it was just that fucking garden. Oh but no, please, continue on with your pity-party.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

so emo.

All these pity posts, Jesus. The cry for attention is incredible.
He seriously expects his galpals to come running to him begging forgiveness after all this emo posts.

On an unrelated note, I do like that first pokemon and its description, I find it pretty interesting.

 

[Spork]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong since it's been a while since I played da Pokemans, but doesn't Cubone wear the skull of its mother on its head, no mention of the father?

In b4 Barb dies and Chris starts wearing her skull.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong since it's been a while since I played da Pokemans, but doesn't Cubone wear the skull of its mother on its head, no mention of the father?

In b4 Barb dies and Chris starts wearing her skull.

Well, he has weared her underwear... :arrow:

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I know Chris is still mourning the loss of his dad and all. But is that really the only way he could share it?

Let alone write these meaningless pity posts?

 

[Mourning Dove]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong since it's been a while since I played da Pokemans, but doesn't Cubone wear the skull of its mother on its head, no mention of the father?

In b4 Barb dies and Chris starts wearing her skull.

Well he did do that weird video when he was "wearing" the late Patti's pelt. What's with Chris and his obsession with wearing his dead loved ones' body parts??

 

[Spork]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong since it's been a while since I played da Pokemans, but doesn't Cubone wear the skull of its mother on its head, no mention of the father?

In b4 Barb dies and Chris starts wearing her skull.

Well he did do that weird video when he was "wearing" the late Patti's pelt. What's with Chris and his obsession with wearing his dead loved ones' body parts??

He was told to do that, if I recall.

 

[Ja'mie]

He tagged one of his former Gal-Pals in the post. I went to her friend list and didn't see Chris listed. Gee, I wonder why.