Money Facebook 21/12/14 - No 14b Xmas, Presents Please -

[SlenderManBearPig]

So much for CWCmas at home. And of course Chris doesn't realize his boycott is pointless if someone else buys Sonic for him.

 

[Objection!]

Wow, he really, really wants Sonic Boom.

Heh.

Sonic Boom and apparently fuel for a fireplace. You'd think he wouldn't want anything to do with coal.

 

[alterid]

OK, the joke gift part actually made me laugh. Some slight self-awareness there? We can dream!

Wow, he really, really wants Sonic Boom.

Heh.

Yeah, it would be a way of buying the game without actually having to buy any games! Then he could say he played it for irony or to determine that it's a piece of shit or whatever. You know... since he already had it and all.

 

[ChrisFangs]

What in the world is a neutral Christmas?

I guess it's beginning to look a lot like cwcmas

 

[Picklechu]

OK, the joke gift part actually made me laugh. Some slight self-awareness there? We can dream!

Or a clumsy attempt at reverse psychology.

 

[Owlflaps]

You'd better be prepared to receive all the lumps of coal you can get for the winter then, Chris. Just be sure to burn it outside, a safe distance away from the house. Besides, a viable heat source like coal is preferable over the trash hoard igniting in the winter again.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm going to send him a lump of coal with blue arms.

 

[Objection!]

Or a clumsy attempt at reverse psychology.

This. He's trying to trick the "trolls" into sending him Sonic Boom stuff so he can have it to play with and love on. He thinks we're gonna fall for his little ploy.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Very spurious definition of the word 'Require' you have there Chris, especially in regards to a toy aimed at 5-12 year olds.

 

[Haesindang Park]

We require more Legos.

(Starcraft reference here.)

 

[BlueArms]

You're getting coal this year!

Scratch that, I found something worse.

 

[Marvin]

Someone should send him a Sonic Boom case with coal in it.

 

[gamer2014]

Maybe some "gay" porn to take him off the straight path, oh wait he fell off ages ago.

 

[CWCissey]

Send him a tangerine. Or socks.

 

[Ja'mie]

Perfect for the discerning high functioning autistic tomgirl.

Or maybe m'lady would prefer this?

 

[_blank_]

I suppose this is the preamble for Chris' "I'm so lonely, why no one buy me toys" Christmas rant.

But for the sake of research, I looked up this Lego set he claims he "Requires." Fucking thing is $150. I'm not going to, but I swear if I sent him $150 of nice clothes, groceries, and some hygiene products he'd be as indignant as fuck, at best I'd get one of his shrug-off "Thanks."

 

[Flamey]

I love how he expects to get a gift card or even a present, but than again he has Kengle and Watermelon

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm sending him this Sonic plushie:
http://www.thetoyshoppe.com/animal-friends-blue-caterpillar-with-hookah-p-6435.html

 

[Haesindang Park]

I'm sending him this Sonic plushie:
http://www.thetoyshoppe.com/animal-friends-blue-caterpillar-with-hookah-p-6435.html

That looks creepy.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

After making thousands of dollars on ebay he STILL wants people to buy him Lego? Jesus