Facebook August 19 - One Eyebrow -

[José Mourinho]

Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!

(Singing)
"One... Eyebrow".

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Now one eyebrow has the word "one" in it. The Wallflowers sang a song called One Headlight. The Wallflower and Chris swapped DNA. DNA is in Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban is on Shark Tank. Tanks are used by the army. OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA ATTACK THE GAME PLACE WITH A TANK!

 

[homerbeoulve]

Unibrow?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Is he trying to be artsy? Too bad shots like these require consideration of focus, lighting and general photography competency that is beyond Chris' grasp.

 

[Null]

I was really hoping this was going to be a photo of him with one eyebrow shaven off.

Also, lets keep this topic somewhat to the point. I believe Mister Chandler is trying to ruse us again.

 

[Bugaboo]

I think Chris needs to get off the drugs.
That or he's gone insane.

 

[Picklepower]

SHIT! This guy is a mystery wrapped in an enigma!!!!! How the fuck are we gonna figure this one out!?

 

[The Dude]

That's his "blue" eye right? And his eyebrow in brown. I've got it! He wants a nice boy to make his "brown eye" blue!

That, or just

 

[asperhes]

Look at what a good mood Chris has been in this month! In July he was miserable and did nothing except mope and complain. We've seen such a notable transformation in August. He's practically ebullient. He's smugly engaging with the trolls, he's putting all this creative energy into riddles and Lego sets, he's reaching out to his fellow high school alums. I got the impression as I went through the Imgur leak that he seemed to cycle through these mood sine waves. His recent behavior seems to fit this pattern. I wonder if he has some kind of mild bipolar disorder. At any rate, we'll see how long this lasts before he inevitably crashes into slumber.

 

[Null]

He's probably just enjoying the attention. Went without any for a year, trying to avoid public eye, and then he's like: "oh shit this is actually fun."

 

[QI 541]

Interesting how he doesn't even care about trolls spying on his facebook anymore.

 

[CWCissey]

Dammit Chris you're supposed to have the camera pointing the other way you dipshit!

 

[The Dude]

Maybe he's telling us he has his eye on us having our eye on him having his eye on us having our eye on him?

 

[rocket]

This is an instagram filter away from being the most girly picture he's ever taken

 

[CWCissey]

This is an instagram filter away from being the most girly picture he's ever taken

Well he has no friends so he can't take the obligatory pic of the circle of feet.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

This is probably through encouragement by Anna and that kid.

In Chris' mind, he's royally fucking with us and sending everyone into waves of confusion and hysteria as we desperately try to figure out his genius riddles. In reality, he's just being a dumbass, as usual.

 

[homerbeoulve]

This is an instagram filter away from being the most gay picture he's ever taken

Fixed it for you.

 

[Hasharin]

Midnight Kissy Bull wrote in previous Facebook post thread:

We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.

So, Chris is just fucking with us.

 

[CWCissey]

Does anyone have the number to that skywriter?

 

[Null]

Midnight Kissy Bull wrote in previous Facebook post thread:

We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.

So, Chris is just fucking with us.

Admittedly clever and funny. I laughed. Color me impressed.