Facebook July 3, 2014 "I'M WORKIN ON IT" -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
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I somehow saw this coming.
But let's logic this out. Let's say Chris got a dozen orders for autographed pictures. Let's say that it he then gets on eBay, confirms the number of pictures, and then drives to Target to get hard mailer envelopes. We'll say this takes 45 minutes. He then comes home, double-checks orders, and prints pictures. We'll say this takes 30 minutes of dicking around on the internet while pictures print. Chris then signs pictures, puts them in envelopes, and addresses them individually. Another 20 minutes, tops. Chris then drops them off at the post office--another 45 minutes.
Chris is out two hours and twenty minutes, or slightly over a third of a normal work day.
But let's logic this out. Let's say Chris got a dozen orders for autographed pictures. Let's say that it he then gets on eBay, confirms the number of pictures, and then drives to Target to get hard mailer envelopes. We'll say this takes 45 minutes. He then comes home, double-checks orders, and prints pictures. We'll say this takes 30 minutes of dicking around on the internet while pictures print. Chris then signs pictures, puts them in envelopes, and addresses them individually. Another 20 minutes, tops. Chris then drops them off at the post office--another 45 minutes.
Chris is out two hours and twenty minutes, or slightly over a third of a normal work day.
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How unexpected. And by unexpected I mean totally expected.
If he doesn't get all these orders through (which is very likely), there'll be more complaints from buyers and the resulting stress.
If he doesn't get all these orders through (which is very likely), there'll be more complaints from buyers and the resulting stress.
isn't "i have filled every order and still have work to do" kind of a contradiction? wouldn't filling every order mean all work is done?
how hard is it to sign a photo? i mean chris has enough experience, from what we've seen from his leaked classwork, the only thing he can get right 75% of the time is signing his name.
how hard is it to sign a photo? i mean chris has enough experience, from what we've seen from his leaked classwork, the only thing he can get right 75% of the time is signing his name.
Autism.
What a naive idiot. Who was he expecting would do the job of packaging and mailing this nonsense? The Blue Fairy?
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Sonichu most likely.
Welp, big surprise.
"Cutting of the padding" - Don't they make envelope mailers of sufficient size to fit these things?
"Independence Day (legal holiday)" - as opposed to those dang, dirty ILLEGAL holidays the post office closes on
"I am still open for more orders" - SEND ME MORE MONEY TO BUY LEGOS WITH
This is not going to end well for Chris.
"Cutting of the padding" - Don't they make envelope mailers of sufficient size to fit these things?
"Independence Day (legal holiday)" - as opposed to those dang, dirty ILLEGAL holidays the post office closes on
"I am still open for more orders" - SEND ME MORE MONEY TO BUY LEGOS WITH
This is not going to end well for Chris.
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I sometimes wonder if Chris has a subconscious aversion to any form of income outside of his tugboat. Even now, when money is being practically waved in his face for a menial amount of work, he's still being lazy about it. It probably links back to the fact that he has no concept of money and doesn't understand how much a little bit of work can pay off.
If the auction ended on Monday/Tueaday and he has them in the mail Saturday, he's only being slightly slower than 90% of eBay sellers.
It's fishy that he said he "filled" every order, then said he hadn't. Something's autistic there...
It's fishy that he said he "filled" every order, then said he hadn't. Something's autistic there...
To be fair, weather conditions can change quickly, I know from personal experience. But I live in Oklahoma, where what started as a sunny day can end with several small towns wiped off the map. I don't know what the weather is like in Virginia.
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He knows that the postal service doesn't usually run on weekends, right?
How hard is it to mow a lawn?
The holiday thing is Chris' way of saying hes not going to do any work on that day because the gub'ment said so. And the padding thing is just Chris being retarded. Like Pickle monsta said, this shit could be done in a few hours if that. This is like watching a man dying of thirst stumble around a water factory with a blindfold. Chris gets so close to finding some income or benefiting in anyway from his internet celebrity and he somehow consistently keeps fucking it up.
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