FACEBOOK LEAK FOR THE AGES - (June 6, 2013, our spy is back) -

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Marvin

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Ok, so, someone recently said something in here about "when someone gets into Chris' facebook friends list and leaks everything" or something. I can't find the post and I'm too excited to wait, so whatever.

About a week or so ago, we got a SECRET AGENT ]:(P into Chris' friends list. They managed to get screencaps of all the private posts from 2012 and 2013. They censored their face on the comment box, so we still might have a week or so of more content until Chris just flips out and defriends all the jerks or something. If Chris posts more stuff and has failed to defriend our secret agent, they'll continue to upload stuff to this imgur album, so you can use the same link. If they forgot to censor something, like "unlike post" or anything that might indicate who the secret agent is, please PM me so I can fix it.

Oh, and in any situation when Chris posted some pictures and commented on them, they took a screencap of the original post, but they also uploaded the full size versions of the pictures at the bottom of the album.

The screencaps are in chronological order, from the most recent posts at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. Also, unfortunately, sometimes Chris posted a story over the course of a few posts, so you might need to read up to understand what he's sperging about.

Anyway, enjoy: http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ


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June 5, 2013 update:

Marvin said:
And... Chris re-added our collaborator. :stupid:

Not much that's new. A few whiny posts. Also Chris joined some psvita social network. Although that's public, because some of the posts about that were public and I accidentally screencapped them. But there are two of the social network posts that weren't, so whichever.

http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Same URL, enjoy.
 

CatParty

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Marvin said:
Ok, so, someone recently said something in here about "when someone gets into Chris' facebook friends list and leaks everything" or something. I can't find the post and I'm too excited to wait, so whatever.

About a week or so ago, we got a SECRET AGENT ]:(P into Chris' friends list. They managed to get screencaps of all the private posts from 2012 and 2013. They censored their face on the comment box, so we still might have a week or so of more content until Chris just flips out and defriends all the jerks or something. If Chris posts more stuff and has failed to defriend our secret agent, they'll continue to upload stuff to this imgur album, so you can use the same link. If they forgot to censor something, like "unlike post" or anything that might indicate who the secret agent is, please PM me so I can fix it.

Oh, and in any situation when Chris posted some pictures and commented on them, they took a screencap of the original post, but they also uploaded the full size versions of the pictures at the bottom of the album.

The screencaps are in chronological order, from the most recent posts at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. Also, unfortunately, sometimes Chris posted a story over the course of a few posts, so you might need to read up to understand what he's sperging about.

Anyway, enjoy: http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ


i love you, marvin
 

Henry Bemis

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CWC said:
Bullshit bullshit TORTURE MEGAN THAT BITCH

...Don't get clearer than that.
 

CatParty

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Henry Bemis said:
CWC said:
Bullshit bullshit TORTURE MEGAN THAT BITCH

...Don't get clearer than that.


my dropped at that one, but yet i wasn't surprised


and HE MADE TOMGIRL NINJA TURTLES
 

Henry Bemis

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Ooh, a long-lost picture of his high school graduation, definitely looking morose.
 

Marvin

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CatParty said:
Henry Bemis said:
CWC said:
Bullshit bullshit TORTURE MEGAN THAT BITCH

...Don't get clearer than that.


my dropped at that one, but yet i wasn't surprised


and HE MADE TOMGIRL NINJA TURTLES
Haha, yep, well, I was told there was some female turtle character once that everyone hated? Well, anyway, Chris was sperging about her and he insisted on drawing tits on the lego turtle, becase, y'know, how else would you know it's a girl???
 

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[youtube]76RrdwElnTU[/youtube]
 

Henry Bemis

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CWC said:
Hey, check me out...It's Me-O-Clock; It's a quarter past me

It's almost like that rape clock thingy, except somehow more infuriating.

Also, Chris facepalms himself.
 

Bugaboo

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Oh hey Lucy's alive!
 

Henry Bemis

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CatParty said:
no community service?!

Yep. The Commonwealth of Virginia strikes out again.
 

Kosher Dill

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Chris really never changes. As a kid he talked to Leonard Bearstein for hours because he was lonely and autistic, and now in 2013 he talks to Siri.

His throne-wristwatch demonstrates that his thermonuclear ego is still active too XD

And shame on him for the Megan thing.

edit: someone needs to do something with that facepalm pic XD
 

Butta Face Lopez

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I particularly like that in the pictures of what appear to be a tour of his Lego house, there's just a headless body in a closet.
 

CatParty

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posts to not go to the mcdonalds in forest lakes, but yet goes back and reminds people not to go there
 

sparklemilhouse

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I died. This is amazing.

Is William also a slow in the mind? He seems the most tolerant of Chris.
 

Marvin

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Kosher Dill said:
And shame on him for the Megan thing.
Oh yeah, and at times, Anna has tried to tell Chris that Megan wasn't a troll, but apparently Bob and Barb had proof she's a troll, according to Chris. They heard her conspiring to ruin Chris' life!

Butta Face Lopez said:
I particularly like that in the pictures of what appear to be a tour of his Lego house, there's just a headless body in a closet.
There's a little tiny picture of Sonichu too. http://i.imgur.com/qHAdidt.jpg It's that old picture of sonichu with the spaghetti legs.
 

Henry Bemis

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So, Sonichu is still percolating in his head, at least. He just needs "the court shit" to clear up. And to find the inspiration. And blah blah blah.
 

Butta Face Lopez

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HA, I'm looking through this from the ground up to get the correct order...I just got to the one of him on his Lego throne surrounded by severed heads.

What the fuck man.
 

Henry Bemis

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CWC said:
I feel like I'm inches away from becoming a supervillain...

Kinda already happened three years ago (see Sonichu 10 for details).
 
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