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Pikonic

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November really is the transition month. October ended with the grand realization.

The beginning started off trying to win his gal pals back with his apologies and forgiveness bull.
The end was Chris at his worst.
 

DJAndyMD

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And now in December, something tells me its going to get worse, especially after the second tour video leaked and his email asking to be considered dead by his galpals.
 

Ace_Reloaded

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It's not an apology if you passive-aggressively tell the person you hate them and label yourself the victim after saying it, Chris.
 

bradsternum

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Pikonic said:
November really is the transition month. October ended with the grand realization.

The beginning started off trying to win his gal pals back with his apologies and forgiveness bull.
The end was Chris at his worst.

Chris' life really does seem like a terrible television drama.

Season 1: Culminates in Chris losing the war with EDF.
Season 2: Culminates in the alleged death of Sarah Jackson, the break-up with Bianca, and the creation of the PVCC/CWCKI.
Season 3: Culminates in a final battle between Liquid and Solid.
Season 4: Culminates with our hero making the choice to leave and never return after yet another terrible heartbreak. (heh.)
Season 5: Culminates with the death of a beloved main character (Bob) and the epic battle at the Game Place.
Season 6: Season off.
Season 7: Culminates with a heart-breaking revelation that forces him to confront a long-buried truth.

Note that all of these incidents happen in October-Novemeber.

EDIT: Fixed. Forgot that Bob/Game Place Incident was the same year.
 

Mourning Dove

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butt in trouble said:
Why do people who share Chris' posts assume he actually reads their stupid shit? :stupid:

Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care, and these essays are a boring read.

This applies to places other than the CWCki forums, I suppose.
 

TrippinKahlua

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They do it because they hope.

I know the feeling.

But actually, if your post gets shared, you DO get a notification, if I recall correctly. He still probably doesn't read them though.
 

AnimuGinger

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bradsternum said:
Pikonic said:
November really is the transition month. October ended with the grand realization.

The beginning started off trying to win his gal pals back with his apologies and forgiveness bull.
The end was Chris at his worst.

Chris' life really does seem like a terrible television drama.

Season 1: Culminates in Chris losing the war with EDF.
Season 2: Culminates in the alleged death of Sarah Jackson, the break-up with Bianca, and the creation of the PVCC/CWCKI.
Season 3: Culminates in a final battle between Liquid and Solid.
Season 4: Culminates with our hero making the choice to leave and never return after yet another terrible heartbreak. (heh.)
Season 5: Culminates with the death of a beloved main character (Bob.)
Season 6: Culminates with an epic battle in which our beloved anti hero's future is left in the balance.
Season 7: Culminates with a heart-breaking revelation that forces him to confront a long-buried truth.

Note that all of these incidents happen in October-Novemeber.
So basically, we need to wait until this time of year, where Chris feels like giving us luls.

Christmas presents from opl?
 

Da Pickle Monsta

Should Have Been Bullied
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bradsternum said:
Pikonic said:
November really is the transition month. October ended with the grand realization.

The beginning started off trying to win his gal pals back with his apologies and forgiveness bull.
The end was Chris at his worst.

Chris' life really does seem like a terrible television drama.

Season 1: Culminates in Chris losing the war with EDF.
Season 2: Culminates in the alleged death of Sarah Jackson, the break-up with Bianca, and the creation of the PVCC/CWCKI.
Season 3: Culminates in a final battle between Liquid and Solid.
Season 4: Culminates with our hero making the choice to leave and never return after yet another terrible heartbreak. (heh.)
Season 5: Culminates with the death of a beloved main character (Bob.)
Season 6: Culminates with an epic battle in which our beloved anti hero's future is left in the balance.
Season 7: Culminates with a heart-breaking revelation that forces him to confront a long-buried truth.

Note that all of these incidents happen in October-Novemeber.

I realized the same thing myself the other day. Chris and the autumn just don't seem to get along.

October 2007: discovers the ED page.
October 2011: Bob died a month earlier, Chris gets arrested.
October 2013: Chris gets his heart steel-bolted flat.

Chris should just hide every Halloween. Like, disappear into the hoard, turn off his phone, disconnect the internet, and subside on Hungry Man from October 21st through November 2nd.
 

bradsternum

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Oh right. Somehow, I forgot that the PLACE Incident happened the same year Bob died. Maybe it's just hard to grasp that a mourning widow and her child would grieve by running over a friendly neighborhood game store owner. I guess 2012 is the year off.
 

Kamen Rider Black RX

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butt in trouble said:
Why do people who share Chris' posts assume he actually reads their stupid shit? :stupid:

Well, surely he listens to Applejack. She's the element of honesty and Chris voted for her 10x in a best pony poll. *yawn*
 

sparklemilhouse

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Don't you just want to slap him? Such ridiculousness .
 

pickleniggo

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Da Pickle Monsta said:
Chris should just hide every Halloween. Like, disappear into the hoard, turn off his phone, disconnect the internet, and subside on Hungry Man from October 21st through November 2nd.

Christian Weston Chandler Presents: The Nightmare Before Christmas...Every Year.
 

NobleGreyHorse

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I don't want to slap him :alog: , but Short Cut: Yes. God, that skullet does his sad, flabby face no favors. Also, what's the string around his neck?
 

Seahorses

More Green Than Whole Foods
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A lot of people that reply to him on Facebook seem kind of... annoying.

And I don't mean supporters like Anna, I mean more like people unknown to him or the "trolls" that populate his responses.

Irritating to say the least.
 

Very Honest Content

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The LEGO MHS fiasco led to what I have to consider the most contrite and complete 'apology' he's ever put out there.

Rough month for him overall, that PS4 can't get here soon enough.
 

Kamen Rider Black RX

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sparklemilhouse said:
http://i.imgur.com/nAHZI5fh.jpg

Don't you just want to slap him? Such ridiculousness .
More like hold him down and cut his hair.

OMG, I'm turning into Mitt Romney.
 

Male

This guy fucks!
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Way to irritate your fb friends by putting all 57 of them in a chat room so they can see your dumb video (an attempt to get them to vote for you in that lego contest) all while having the message notification go off on their computer/phone every 3 minutes.
 
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