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Metal Sink

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I received this message from Chris after trying to get into talks about the publication of Sonichu for the iBookstore.

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I was wondering if anyone out there has also received some messages on Facebook from OPL and would like to share.
 

IcyHotWings

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I sent him a message about the BMW the other day and he didn't even have the decency to send me that. :/
 

Mr. 0

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"Fuck off, fuck-face."
 

DrChristianTroy

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Metasync said:
I received this message from Chris after trying to get into talks about the publication of Sonichu for the iBookstore.

biES5M.png


I was wondering if anyone out there has also received some messages on Facebook from OPL and would like to share.
I know it's obvious but him going "I shall ignore you" as opposed to actually ignoring you, kinda funny.
 

KatsuKitty

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Metasync said:
I received this message from Chris after trying to get into talks about the publication of Sonichu for the iBookstore.

biES5M.png


I was wondering if anyone out there has also received some messages on Facebook from OPL and would like to share.

You got to give him credit, he has wised up a lot against potential trolling attempts though. In classic Chris fashion though, this entails thinking Barb is the only one out of 7 billion people who isn't a troll.
 

Henry Bemis

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I think I vaguely remember him using this exact wording when someone else tried contacting him in Facebook.
 

Zim

Facebook District Manager
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This totally looks like something an adult told him to write to trolls. It's extremely well worded and looks like one of those canned lines you get out of a school pamphlet to avoid peer pressure or something.
 

Golly

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Oooh discouraging. I can't see what's wrong with trying to pursue it anyway, though. I assume you've already listed the pros to the situation, but you could always try to emphasize them again.
Otherwise, as morbid as it sounds, you could wait till Barb passes...Chris will likely be much more likely to cooperate with business ventures etc once he doesn't have her to hover and give her well-meaning, but often ass-backwards advice.
 

Marvin

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Golly said:
Oooh discouraging. I can't see what's wrong with trying to pursue it anyway, though. I assume you've already listed the pros to the situation, but you could always try to emphasize them again.
Otherwise, as morbid as it sounds, you could wait till Barb passes...Chris will likely be much more likely to cooperate with business ventures etc once he doesn't have her to hover and give her well-meaning, but often ass-backwards advice.
Nah, Barb's not the one giving him advice here. Chris is figuring out what are troll attempts himself. Mostly by labeling everything as a trolling attempt. (and he's probably more or less on target here)

cubesandcubes said:
I wonder, if something with a china asked Chris irl to publish or resume Sonichu, would he do it?
If you had a girl meet up with Chris IRL, you would have him wrapped around your finger for probably at least six months. There would be very few limits on what you could get him to do if he thought you were a girl who would fuck him.
 

DrChristianTroy

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Marvin said:
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder, if something with a china asked Chris irl to publish or resume Sonichu, would he do it?
If you had a girl meet up with Chris IRL, you would have him wrapped around your finger for probably at least six months. There would be very few limits on what you could get him to do if he thought you were a girl who would fuck him.

Would the chick need to bang him though? I mean Jackie got him to do quite a bit and they never actually met. I honestly think a single date could get at least a full issue of Sonichu.
 

Marvin

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DrChristianTroy said:
Marvin said:
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder, if something with a china asked Chris irl to publish or resume Sonichu, would he do it?
If you had a girl meet up with Chris IRL, you would have him wrapped around your finger for probably at least six months. There would be very few limits on what you could get him to do if he thought you were a girl who would fuck him.

Would the chick need to bang him though? I mean Jackie got him to do quite a bit and they never actually met. I honestly think a single date could get at least a full issue of Sonichu.
No, they wouldn't need to bang him. Chris just needs proof they're real and female. Chris' requirements for this have gotten more strict recently. Jackie wouldn't work nowadays, for example. Well, unless we could find a girl to pretend to be her once IRL.

And yeah, a single date could get anything. Just as long as sees a girl he thinks he could fuck, you're good for a long time.
 

Tubular Monkey

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Scuttlebutt is that Chris wouldn't even respond to his long lost uncle, Jasper Chandler. He's willing to ignore family, even when that family has a treasure map.
 

Batman VS Tony Danza

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Tubular Monkey said:
Scuttlebutt is that Chris wouldn't even respond to his long lost uncle, Jasper Chandler. He's willing to ignore family, even when that family has a treasure map.

"Mmyeah. We needsta obtai-uh, steal da declaration of inderpennance day."
 

DrChristianTroy

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Marvin said:
No, they wouldn't need to bang him. Chris just needs proof they're real and female. Chris' requirements for this have gotten more strict recently. Jackie wouldn't work nowadays, for example. Well, unless we could find a girl to pretend to be her once IRL.

And yeah, a single date could get anything. Just as long as sees a girl he thinks he could fuck, you're good for a long time.

I wonder if Emily would work again. As in Chris was introduced to her, maybe even use the same name, and the two went out to the mall or wherever. I can easily his poor face recognition and sheer desperation helping this work.

Apologies if this is veering close to troll planning. Just a random bit that hit me.
 

Metal Sink

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Marvin said:
No, they wouldn't need to bang him. Chris just needs proof they're real and female. Chris' requirements for this have gotten more strict recently. Jackie wouldn't work nowadays, for example. Well, unless we could find a girl to pretend to be her once IRL.

And yeah, a single date could get anything. Just as long as sees a girl he thinks he could fuck, you're good for a long time.

What about if a field agent decided to pose as a gal? Would Chris fall for it?

(should we make a new thread for this discussion?)
 
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