Facebook post, 27 September: Megan. -

[IceCube]

I'm surprised nobody's posted about this yet. The post is 22 hours old. In it, Chris rants about Megan again.

For some reason, it shrinks it right down when I try to directly show it on the forum. Raw link:
http://i.imgur.com/KTLi61d.png

Normally I don't care for girls who use a guy's affection for them to extort gifts, but I figure Megan probably has a job by now, which means she pays into Chris's monthly tugboat, which means she technically paid for her own 'gifts.' Troll-logic FTW! I guess you could also call it compensation for all the sexual harassment he caused the poor girl.

 

[Watcher]

Oh god Chris conspiring to take down the Cwcki

"She turned out to be a total unappreciative bitch"

Yes Chris because physically harassing a girl, drawing pornography of her and spreading it around online entitles you to china. Hey you bought her things she should pony up.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Every time Chris calls Megan a "bitch," he automatically undoes whatever pathetic point he was trying to make.

 

[The Dude]

I want to see this Scrapbook of Shame.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Dude needs to get over Megan

She wasn't interested in him then and she's not interested now if she has not contacted him in 8 years. Chris is beginning to come off as those stalkers in those slasher films.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Megan wanted a zune? ew yuck.

Also, Chris? DON'T TOUCH A GIRLS HAIR. EVER. WE DON'T LIKE THAT.

 

[Princess]

I can't describe why the scrapbook thing creeped me out as much as it did.

 

[Watcher]

I love how he mis-remembers the incident about the Megan picture and how he was actually more outraged people thought the picture was of his imaginary daughter.

 

[The Dude]

Every time Chris calls Megan a "bitch," he automatically undoes whatever pathetic point he was trying to make.

This aggression will not stand! This aggression will not STAND, man!

 

[Dig]

Drawing porn of someone is okay as long as you censor their eyes.

 

[GuyMontag21]

He liked his own status. :mrgreen:

 

[A-№1]

tl;dr: Chris is still angry with Megan because she refused to whore herself out to him for Zunes and Sailor Moon DVDs etc.

 

[The Dude]

tl;dr: Chris is still angry with Megan because she refused to whore herself out to him for Zunes and Sailor Moon DVDs etc.

And she's now married with a kid (I think someone said) and has a good life. The universe balances itself out and all is right with the world.

 

[Watcher]

tl;dr: Chris is still angry with Megan because she refused to whore herself out to him for Zunes and Sailor Moon DVDs etc.

And she's now married with a kid (I think someone said) and has a good life. The universe balances itself out and all is right with the world.

Yeah everyone who meets Chris has their life get spontaneously better

and Chris... well...

 

[Mourning Dove]

And she's now married with a kid (I think someone said) and has a good life. The universe balances itself out and all is right with the world.

Nah, I've actually found her TRUE and HONEST Facebook page at one point, and it doesn't seem to indicate that she's married or has a child. She does have a significant other and seems to be doing well for herself, however.

 

[A-№1]

tl;dr: Chris is still angry with Megan because she refused to whore herself out to him for Zunes and Sailor Moon DVDs etc.

And she's now married with a kid (I think someone said) and has a good life. The universe balances itself out and all is right with the world.

Also ass patters gonna pat ass.

 

[RP 520]

Who is Matt Stufano and why do I already feel sorry for him without even knowing about him?

 

[soIregistered]

It is so pathetic that the closest he ever got to a genuine female relationship was a porn drawing of a girl he showered with gifts and this is his big "Lemme tellya a thing or two about women, folks" story. This is all he has. There are fifth graders with more fulfilling relationship stories.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Drawing porn of someone is okay as long as you censor their eyes.

He says that he obscured her identity.

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Oh shit guys apparently Chris has people at work to take down the forums looks like we're fucked.