Facebook Post 9/6/2013 Six Rules.... -

[Thetan]

Chris continues to dig himself in deeper...

 

[Pikonic]

Sweetheart Requirements: Round 9001

 

[Male]

How do you link autism to masterbating over your shallow interests?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Dumbass is dumb. Wonder how many of his high school friends know of his luv qwest.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I really care for the inner beauty of a person, and not their outer beauty. But only if they're larger than a B Cup.

. . . Chris, there aren't enough emoticons in the world . . .

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Chris,

I hate you,

Sparklemilhouse

 

[calicojack]

>Looks for inner beauty
>Wants B cup or get the fuck out.

 

[LM 697]

Chris,

I hate you,

Sparklemilhouse

 

[The Dude]

Blah blah blah Autism blah blah I deserve a hot bitch because I deserve one blah blah blah hypocrisy blah blah blah

 

[snowkitten91]

"I do care about inner beauty."

"Her exterior looks must be pleasant to my eyes."

 

[Anchuent Christory]

It's amazing how much he stresses a woman's looks are a "must" to be his sweetheart, totally oblivious to the fact that he's pretty low down on the scale of physical appearance himself.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Ugh. Megan and the Wallflower both knew Chris IRL, as well as the gal pals, not to mention Anna, and none of them wanted to have a romantic relationship with him because he's a horrible person with nothing to offer a potential sweetheart. He just doesn't get it, not that that's a surprise.

It's like talking to a wall!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Once again, Chris's hypocrisy has come shining through, like a diamond buried in dog shit.

Great find again, Thetan. These last few days have been amazing in terms of Chris content. I' don't think I've been so free and easy with the "Mmm, yeah" button since it was integrated.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Chris continues to dig himself in deeper...

I like how he flat out admits first thing that he didn't read it all that well. Hell, I'd be willing to bet he just glanced at it, found something that reminded him of his Wuv Quest, and proceeded to just repost it with the ramble about B Cups or GTFO.

 

[Male]

I see a pattern going on:
Rants about how much of a spiteful bastard he is
Gets in an argument with his "friends" and loses badly
Attempts to change the entire subject to be about his dick

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"I do care about inner beauty."

"Her exterior looks must be pleasant to my eyes."

I hope he never changes. Mainly for my amusement.

 

[Pikonic]

Blah blah blah Autism blah blah I deserve a hot bitch because I deserve one blah blah blah hypocrisy blah blah blah

Best CWC reasoning ever

I just realized he did a sweetheart requirement on the day bob died, exactly two years ago. Way to honor Dad there.

 

[Thetan]

Chris continues to dig himself in deeper...

I like how he flat out admits first thing that he didn't read it all that well. Hell, I'd be willing to bet he just glanced at it, found something that reminded him of his Wuv Quest, and proceeded to just repost it with the ramble about B Cups or GTFO.

And if you follow the YouTube link he posted, it goes right to TheCWCvilleLibrary.....

His new high school friends should find those videos of great interest.

 

[Stuff and Things]

He says he cares about "the inner beauty of women" but good lord, he treats them like if they were sexual objects, seriously, "b-cup minimum"??? does that even matter? he expects, no, he honestly believes that he deserves the perfect woman to baby him and fuck with him while he does absolutely nothing in return?? i am sorry, i know that i am not supposed to be but... god!

Oh well, at least it's funny to see how he tards out everytime his highschool friends call him out on his bullshit...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

These last few days have been amazing in terms of Chris content. I' don't think I've been so free and easy with the "Mmm, yeah" button since it was integrated.

It's quite a CWCtember festival we've got brewing on our hands.