Facebook Post: Chris Suing MTV? -

[DJAndyMD]

https://www.facebook.com/mtvfailosophy/ ... 5725459637

I guess someone is throwing a fit over being on MTV

PS: His new profile picture. Oh my god, he looks worse than last time. No T no shade.

 

[spaps]

I just saw his new profile picture. Jesus, what the fuck did he do to himself?
EDIT: I guess that answered the question as to whether or not he wears a seat belt.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm on Facebook right now and resisting the urge to comment.

 

[spaps]

Looks like he's gone into his stereotypical CAPS RAGE that he's known for.

 

[Henry Bemis]

So he still thinks 28 October 2011 was a set-up. Also, still no concern that his mother was jailed, too.

Also also, he WOULD sue MTV...if Bell wanted to waste his pro bono work catering to the whims of his biggest headache, much less if Chris actually had the fortitude to initiate a lawsuit.

 

[Null]

 

[DJAndyMD]

So he still thinks 28 October 2011 was a set-up. Also, still no concern that his mother was jailed, too.

Also also, he WOULD sue MTV...if Bell wanted to waste his pro bono work catering to the whims of his biggest headache.

That's Chris for ya! Its all about him blaming others while excluding himself.

I'm on Facebook right now and resisting the urge to comment.

I know what you mean. Though he will probably tell you to "fuck off fuck-face" and block you like the last person who tried.

 

[Saney]

MY EYES!

 

[Trombonista]

So did he stop dyeing his hair, or is that a wig? And can that chin get any bigger?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

His hair looks better, at least. I bet he thinks he looks cool in that Caddy, until the head gaskets fail and puke out dex-cool through the tailpipe.

 

[DJAndyMD]

So did he stop dyeing his hair, or is that a wig? And can that chin get any bigger?

Those ends looks too perfect. I think they look like extensions.

 

[The Mackers]

I think he is actually starting to look the most normal he has ever been! Saying that, despite the other people on the panel, I love how the post is speaking directly to the girl in a reasonable tone, even though she IS the one who said these things... get over yourself Chris! Fucking moron

 

[Male]

My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS

No, you were jailed for harassing a buisness man because you're too dumb to understand what "trespassing" means.

 

[Judge Holden]

.... jesus chirst he has the exact same hair style and color as my mum

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Wait, is he plucking his eyebrows?

 

[LordCustos3]

Phonecall....

• Chris'tard: He-Hello, Rob Bell please.
  Receptionist (on phone): Name Please?
  Chris'tard: Y'all should know me by now, I'm Chrissian Wesson Chaaanler, the HONNESTNTROO originul creador of SonchunRosechu the lectig hejjhogg pokemans....I wanna file legal paperworks...
  Receptionist: I'm sorry. Can you repeat your name please.
  Chris'tard: I said, Chrissian Wesson Chaaanler, the HONNESTNTROO origi--
  Receptionist: Mr. Chandler. Yes....(stifles a chuckle)...Yes. I know who you are.
  Chris'tard: Alrright. Goo-Good. Good. Okay. Annyhow. I-I want to talk ta my LAWYER, Mr. Robbbb-Bell about a legal thing for suing.
  Receptionist: Oh...I'm (hand over mouth to keep from audibly guffawing.) I'm sorry, Mr. Chandler, but Mr. Bell.....he....he doesn't work as a lawyer anymore.
  Chris'tard: .....what?
  Receptionist: Yes. After the end of your case, he realized he was wasting his life, and went off to Tibet to "find himself".
  Chris'tard: Wellll....can you call him in...Tibet...and get him to come here to 14 Branchlannnn Court, Ruckersville, VA 22968...so I can SUE MTV?
  Receptionist: I'm sorry, Mr. Chandler, but I don't think that is feasible right now. I can refer you to other lawyers who might be able to take your case.
  Chris'tard: (*stress sigh*, Now his voice is extra whiny.) Well, can you call him anyway...and ask him to ome here to 14 Branchlannnn Court, Ruckers--
  Receptionist: Oh, all right. Please hold while I...."call Tibet".
  
  (she then puts him on hold and goes to lunch, laughing the entire time. When she comes back, she takes him off hold.)
  
  Receptionist: Mr. Chandler? Are you still there?
  Chris'tard: (*taking off from slumber*) Nnnnnyeah.
  Receptionist: Mr. Chandler. I'm realllly sorry. But, Mr. Bell, he....um....he achieved enlightenment....and has exited this plane of existence. It won't help to call his number anymore. I suggest looking up another lawyer in the phone book.
  Chris'tard: (*stress sigh*) ....okay.
  Receptionist: Very good.
  Chris'tard: Lissen....are you doin' annnathin later? I got the complete Gilligans Island on DVD.
  Receptionist: (*CLICK.* *Dial Tone*)

 

[Male]

Can we just calling him Chris Chins for now on?

 

[Saney]

Re: Phonecall....

• Chris'tard: He-Hello, Rob Bell please.
  Receptionist (on phone): Name Please?
  Chris'tard: Y'all should know me by now, I'm Chrissian Wesson Chaaanler, the HONNESTNTROO originul creador of SonchunRosechu the lectig hejjhogg pokemans....I wanna file legal paperworks...
  Receptionist: I'm sorry. Can you repeat your name please.
  Chris'tard: I said, Chrissian Wesson Chaaanler, the HONNESTNTROO origi--
  Receptionist: Mr. Chandler. Yes....(stifles a chuckle)...Yes. I know who you are.
  Chris'tard: Alrright. Goo-Good. Good. Okay. Annyhow. I-I want to talk ta my LAWYER, Mr. Robbbb-Bell about a legal thing for suing.
  Receptionist: Oh...I'm (hand over mouth to keep from audibly guffawing.) I'm sorry, Mr. Chandler, but Mr. Bell.....he....he doesn't work as a lawyer anymore.
  Chris'tard: .....what?
  Receptionist: Yes. After the end of your case, he realized he was wasting his life, and went off to Tibet to "find himself".
  Chris'tard: Wellll....can you call him in...Tibet...and get him to come here to 14 Branchlannnn Court, Ruckersville, VA 22968...so I can SUE MTV?
  Receptionist: I'm sorry, Mr. Chandler, but I don't think that is feasible right now. I can refer you to other lawyers who might be able to take your case.
  Chris'tard: (*stress sigh*, Now his voice is extra whiny.) Well, can you call him anyway...and ask him to ome here to 14 Branchlannnn Court, Ruckers--
  Receptionist: Oh, all right. Please hold while I...."call Tibet".
  
  (she then puts him on hold and goes to lunch, laughing the entire time. When she comes back, she takes him off hold.)
  
  Receptionist: Mr. Chandler? Are you still there?
  Chris'tard: (*taking off from slumber*) Nnnnnyeah.
  Receptionist: Mr. Chandler. I'm realllly sorry. But, Mr. Bell, he....um....he achieved enlightenment....and has exited this plane of existence. It won't help to call his number anymore. I suggest looking up another lawyer in the phone book.
  Chris'tard: (*stress sigh*) ....okay.
  Receptionist: Very good.
  Chris'tard: Lissen....are you doin' annnathin later? I got the complete Gilligans Island on DVD.
  Receptionist: (*CLICK.* *Dial Tone*)

That is perfect and you deserve a medal.

 

[DJAndyMD]

I think he is actually starting to look the most normal he has ever been! Saying that, despite the other people on the panel, I love how the post is speaking directly to the girl in a reasonable tone, even though she IS the one who said these things... get over yourself Chris! Fucking moron

Its more hilarious that he didn't get her joke about having a bad couch.

 

[LordCustos3]

Re: Phonecall....

That is perfect and you deserve a medal.

Glad you liked it.
I'm rather proud of the "Taking off from slumber" bit, if no-one minds me tooting my own horn.