Facebook Update 2013-05-19 -

[Major Update]

So Chris cracked his iPod...

 

[Null]

Re: Facebook Update 20013-05-19

Everything about this and the post he's quoting is fucking retarded

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris thinks spoiler alerts apply to news articles....

 

[The Joker]

The idiot managed to break another expensive electronic payed for by the tugboat.

 

[KatsuKitty]

How the hell do you even break one of those? Seriously, does nobody take care of their gadgets? I've been using handheld computers of various kinds for well over fifteen years and I never broke the screen on any of them. You get a nice case, a screen protector, and that really covers a lot. I've also learned from an early age that these things are very, very expensive, and not to whip them around.

 

[Henry Bemis]

What's more unsurprising: that he was careless with his gadgets, or that he doesn't know the definition of irony?

 

[Satoru182]

Now we can add "ironic" to the list of words Chris do not know how to use properly.

By pattern on that ipad crack I surmise he sat his fat ass on it the overwhelming pressure shattered the poor thing.

Also why everybody in Murrica has one of those things.

Also time to add 200+ dollars from taxpayers money wasted on shit CWC does not need nor care.

Also, it seems that he posts only on Sundays and Mondays.

 

[DJAndyMD]

He thinks having a cracked $200+ piece of electrical equipment is trendy? God dammit! This is what my tax money is going towards?!

 

[Satoru182]

Hey why don't we try to troll him through newspapers like in that episode of the Simpsons where Homer contacted his mother through short and pointless articles that only the slow in the minds read.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Re: Facebook Update 20013-05-19

Everything about this and the post he's quoting is fucking retarded

This.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

He loved the article to the point of making it a Facebook update because the 'irony' proves he's one of the hip, cool youngsters of today. He really does squeeze validation out of every little thing he can, I bet he feels lots better about sitting on his iPod now. (Doesn't he have some sort of iPhone, too? Hopefully he doesn't sit on THAT..)

 

[cubesandcubes]

Now, if Chris could master irony, he could FINALLY start making some money off of Sonichu:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I
http://blonic.wikia.com/wiki/Blonic_Wiki
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/original-character-do-not-steal

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: Facebook Update 20013-05-19

Everything about this and the post he's quoting is fucking retarded

This.

2nded. Fuck you spend money on the Ipod but not a case? I've used the same ipod for years and the case just as long. It's not hard to take care of your shit.

 

[QI 541]

How exactly did Chris break four of those? Does he keep sitting on them or something?

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

Uhh he's talking about the 4th gen Ipod Touch, not the 4th Ipod Touch he had

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

How exactly did Chris break four of those? Does he keep sitting on them or something?

He means a single fourth generation ipod (4G). I really hope he hasn't cracked more than one.

Wait, doesn't he keep his gadgets in his purse? He must have just straight up dropped the ipod while using it.

 

[cubesandcubes]

I think that Chris should try and claim that he is the true and original creator of the phrase "Original character, Do Not Steal."

How exactly did Chris break four of those? Does he keep sitting on them or something?

He means a single fourth generation ipod (4G). I really hope he hasn't cracked more than one.

Wait, doesn't he keep his gadgets in his purse? He must have just straight up dropped the ipod while using it.

Chris' purse should be referred to as the "Purse of Fail" from now on.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Aren't Apple products supposed to be...indestructible?

 

[Surtur]

Aren't Apple products supposed to be...indestructible?

Nope. Now my Galaxy SII on the other hand....

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Nice job trying to look trendy, Chris.